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*finally looks up from face of books at clock for first time in several hours* oh poo poo, 5 minutes left, guess i better do all that paperwork and cleaning i was supposed to have done 3 hours ago *leaves paperwork half done all over office, doesn't touch various messes they left all over the house* k bye night shift *doesn't warn night shift about the broken loving dish washer they wrecked so water leaks everywhere*
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:33 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:15 |
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oh those zany day shift scamps. whatll they do next?
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:36 |
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*doesn't change somebody all day* it'll be fine if the piss is soaked through to the mattress, swing shift will take care of it
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:36 |
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*covers the bed with a blanket without actually making it* Good! Great. This is fine.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:37 |
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Nights shifts for suckers and the mentally ill
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:39 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755276
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:41 |
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Isaac posted:Nights shifts for suckers and the mentally ill mentally ill sucker here to confirm
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:41 |
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Wanamingo posted:*doesn't change somebody all day* serious post, ive dealt with this so many loving times, ive been tempted to weasel on poo poo co-workers to managers i would rather stab in the eye than talk to normally
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:48 |
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*doesn't do a goddamn thing all day* *leaves you with a category 5 drug fill that should have been done by 4PM* Night shift - "Oh well I guess they get to sanitize in respirators for 8 hours tomorrow since we did the fill and broke down the line!" *Leaves cleanroom dirty, stages respirators for night shift at 2PM and doesn't bother to do any sanitization or do a goddamn thing all day* Night shift - "WELL LOOK AT THAT, ANOTHER DAY AT WORK"
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:51 |
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Wanamingo posted:*doesn't change somebody all day* Sounds like a cool job you have, where piss is a factor.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:52 |
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*day shift*: sit in office working until its time to go home. *night shift*: sit in office at home working until its time to go to bed.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:54 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Sounds like a cool job you have, where piss is a factor. Piss is a factor in any job if you think about it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:54 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Sounds like a cool job you have, where piss is a factor. Somebody's got to take care of the olds.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:54 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Sounds like a cool job you have, where piss is a factor. Thank you poop is a factor too
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:55 |
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*morning shift clocking in*: Morning Susanne, how's the piss chart looking?
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:56 |
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SweetKarma posted:Somebody's got to take care of the olds. and mentally defunct teenagers
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:56 |
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Honey the boss is coming over for dinner and if everything isn't perfect I'm going to be up to my elbows in piss mattresses until the merger, and you just burnt the roast!
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:56 |
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Minimalist Program posted:*morning shift clocking in*: Morning Susanne, how's the piss chart looking? you joke but we do actually keep a poop chart
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:59 |
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Wanamingo posted:Thank you you know how long you've been doing this is too long? when you no longer make whiskey face at the scent
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 08:59 |
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Wanamingo posted:you joke but we do actually keep a poop chart c....could you post the poop chart...?it's for a project...
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 09:00 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:you know how long you've been doing this is too long? when you no longer make whiskey face at the scent I've been at this job for a week now, and on the second day they had me doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5W7u0pYkE didn't even flinch
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 09:01 |
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Wanamingo posted:I've been at this job for a week now, and on the second day they had me doing this
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 09:05 |
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Hey, guess what? If you work with paralyzed people you gotta help them poop! So you slap a glove on your hand and do what you gotta do to get that butthole pooping. The things that have to be done when people's bodies break down on them is pretty gnarly.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 09:42 |
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at least it doesn't end up as poo poo mountain on the floor unless your aim is that godawful
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 09:46 |
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Why was this thread locked and ulocked... Whats night shift up to
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:02 |
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retarded thread retarded OP
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:05 |
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amityville anus posted:retarded thread retarded OP
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:05 |
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Isaac posted:Why was this thread locked and ulocked... serious business between shitposting ie my pos phone locked up while scrolling for no reason -_-
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:07 |
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hurf durf there are 50 people here so I can pretend to do work but really someone else does it sucks for the night crew who doesn't have that luxury
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:11 |
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who wants to go get us some lunch? we have six dozen places to choose from instead of just the 24 hour mcdonalds or gas station subs
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:22 |
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I'm the mysterious stranger that keeps messing with the night crews chairs.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:23 |
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Did they ever get to the bottom of which of those guys really was spartacus. Im talking about in the movie Spartacus
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:40 |
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I hosed up my keyboard with spilt coffee. Gonna swap keyboards with random night crew guy because gently caress them.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:45 |
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Wicker Man posted:I hosed up my keyboard with spilt coffee. Gonna swap keyboards with random night crew guy because gently caress them. Since they are not there, um, just take it back?
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:52 |
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Isaac posted:Did they ever get to the bottom of which of those guys really was spartacus. Im talking about in the movie Spartacus It was the guy who had acted in other movies both before and after that.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:55 |
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I used to work like 10pm till 8am once a week and wed do lots of speed amd finish all the work in a few hours then do more speed and furiously smoke ciggies
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:56 |
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The Biscuit posted:Since they are not there, um, just take it back? Well, naturally. I even took one of their pens
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:57 |
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lol if your job has shifts
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 12:49 |
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LordArgh posted:lol if your job has shifts the best part of working a salaried position is that every day of work you manage to get out of working is a paid day off. if it's a government position then there's no downside whatsoever because it's not as if you have an actual workload that you need to get through.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 12:50 |
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I work days like normal people, I'm not a retard who starts work past 11am
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 12:51 |