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Welp the bakery has been down for 7 hours of this 8 hour shift and ive never once been asked to clock out. Literally got paid to do nothing today. I hear noght shift is gonna be staying all night doing our job haha lmfao
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7am, im sleep deprived as gently caress, time for the kids to wake up to get ready for school... all 7 at once... leave me alone you little fucker, ow, hey! stop that! OH GOD WHY IS THERE THAT MUCH PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS D:
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Feb 8, 2016 14:05
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On days where I don't have to teach I work from like, 10am to 2pm and it rules.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:26
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*Passes by exhausted night crew ready to leave* "Good morning!!! Going home eh? So lucky!"
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Feb 8, 2016 14:31
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Gets in 30mins early to rub balls all over OP's mouse and keyboard.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:35
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spud posted:Gets in 30mins early to rub balls all over OP's mouse and keyboard. spoiler alert: i don't use a computer at my job
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Feb 8, 2016 15:37
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"I live a fulfilling life with time for adult hobbies and making friends".
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Feb 8, 2016 17:07
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:spoiler alert: i don't use a computer at my job He meant your home computer. He breaks in 30 minutes before you get home and smears his sweaty balls all over them
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Feb 8, 2016 17:10
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Yeah I hate it when the prior shift leaves you with poo poo to do.
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Feb 8, 2016 17:15
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jBrereton posted:"I live a fulfilling life with time for adult hobbies and making friends". "i have shift sleep disorder and haven't socialized in a month because i go home and drink at 9:30am then sleep all day"
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Feb 8, 2016 17:19
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I know for a fact the usual morning crew does nothing where I work. 99% of the time I get put on night shift and get left with tons of poo poo to do by the first crew, yet the few times I have worked mid or morning shifts I get everything 100% done and keep things that way till I leave. tbh i dont know how people don't get bored being paid to do almost nothing.
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Feb 8, 2016 17:23
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*3 hour crossover time for night and day shift* *freshly awoken day shifter sits on phone and does nothing while nightshifters near the end of their 10 hours run around frantically doing everything* *asks night shift to make him coffee* 
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Feb 8, 2016 17:31
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Would you consider sexually gratifying strangers for money to be your day job or night job?
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subhuman filth posted:Would you consider sexually gratifying strangers for money to be your day job or night job? weekend job
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Feb 8, 2016 18:12
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Maybe you shouldnt have a loser dead end job hth op
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Feb 8, 2016 18:22
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*needed clarification from night shift on a time clock issue, gonna wait til 2p to call you at home and ask about something that could have easily waited until handoff*
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thathonkey posted:Maybe you shouldnt have a loser dead end job hth op
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Feb 8, 2016 18:55
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i can make dental appointments for whenever the gently caress i want during any day of the week without having to look at my work schedule  *falls asleep in dentists chair*
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*looks at post it note on monitor* *clicks link in email* HOLY poo poo GUYS! Ted Cruz DOES look like a de-sexualized furry drawing
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*starts a pillow fight right before midnighters come in* bitch
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You'd think working an eight hour shift over night would be fine and the body would eventually adjust but I think it's hard coded genetics for our rear end to sleep when la luna is out because you just end up being tired all the time no matter if you sleep properly during the day or not
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Shaquin posted:You'd think working an eight hour shift over night would be fine and the body would eventually adjust but I think it's hard coded genetics for our rear end to sleep when la luna is out because you just end up being tired all the time no matter if you sleep properly during the day or not i worked 3 months on a third shift and by the end of it I was more depressed than I'd ever been and I would go to sleep when I got home and basically sleep till my shift started. I pretty much only got up to do laundry and sadly shove some kind of easy to prepare food down my throat hole
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Feb 8, 2016 22:35
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Isaac posted:I used to work like 10pm till 8am once a week and wed do lots of speed amd finish all the work in a few hours then do more speed and furiously smoke ciggies Hell yeah working night shift was awesome
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Day shift guardian of the night shift
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the company bought donuts for us?! oh man how nice of them. I'm going to eat ALL OF THEM. what, night shift? gently caress those guys, they probably eat paste, what use do they have for pastries now I'm gonna go out and never actually use the walkie-talkie I'm supposed to use because I'm 80 years old and don't understand technology, but I don't want to resign and give my position to a younger hire who would know what they're doing and could actually get more use from the moneygently caress poo poo gently caress
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hemophilia posted:i worked 3 months on a third shift and by the end of it I was more depressed than I'd ever been and I would go to sleep when I got home and basically sleep till my shift started. I pretty much only got up to do laundry and sadly shove some kind of easy to prepare food down my throat hole That was my daily routine for 7 months at a 24/7 retail environment. Get home at 9am, somehow manage to sleep until 11:30pm. Still tired. Everyone's social life was non-existent except for workplace interaction. Micromanaging supervisors, inescapable workplace drama, the amplified sound of Christmas music running for 3 months straight all night long. The freaks all shop at night too. Edit: you see a co-worker from training who had been promoted to day shift a few months ago during the shift changeover "Oh hey! Yeah I got moved to day shift! Everything is so much better! Are you coming to the company bbq? Yeah I guess you would have to sleep. Well I'm gonna not organize anything on the racks all day today, that's your job!" Backweb fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Feb 9, 2016 04:17
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once more into the void, my fellow nocturnals
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Good luck. If i find you sleeping on the couch, i'll make coffee .
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Feb 9, 2016 05:36
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i havent slept since the war, op
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Feb 9, 2016 06:06
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the lazy fucks sleep all night in the server room anyways
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Feb 9, 2016 06:36
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I'm the left over coconut chocolate cake turning to rock in the break room counter that's meant for night crew.
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Feb 9, 2016 06:39
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instead of taking out the trash I'm just going to continue cramming poo poo into the bin until it is too full to remove the bag without ripping it, then I'm just going to leave it like that when I go home
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Feb 9, 2016 06:56
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honestly the worst part of night shift is the fever dreams where youre in some hosed up version of work with your high school teachers as your managers while youre still adjusting to it
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Feb 9, 2016 06:59
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I'll stab you *stirs the cremora in the instant coffee styro*
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None of this awful poo poo applies to my life, but I salute you night shift ppl nonetheless.
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hemophilia posted:i worked 3 months on a third shift and by the end of it I was more depressed than I'd ever been and I would go to sleep when I got home and basically sleep till my shift started. I pretty much only got up to do laundry and sadly shove some kind of easy to prepare food down my throat hole yeah but you make like fifty cents more an hour on night shift dude it's totally worth it
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A.Barnum posted:Good luck. If i find you sleeping on the couch, i'll make coffee . coffee, plz, im fading fast here Robot Randy posted:honestly the worst part of night shift is the fever dreams where youre in some hosed up version of work with your high school teachers as your managers while youre still adjusting to it for me it's nightmares about the really violent kid in the house, who's already cut my face, attacking me and my coworker not helping 
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Get hosed. <3 Night Shift.
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Rime posted:Get hosed. thathonkey posted:Maybe you shouldnt have a loser dead end job hth op
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Wicker Man posted:I'm the left over coconut chocolate cake turning to rock in the break room counter that's meant for night crew. I'm the same cake left over the next morning that Frederick from receivable is trying to do the math on if the inside piece is still good.
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