its funny how the broncos are the best team in the nfl

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

the qb for the broncos was white so they will probably call him a racist for winning the game :mad:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:33

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:35

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

out of all the superbowls only 2 werwe won by black guys so i dunno you do the math

# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:26

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

I did that but my wife took us all to Taco Bell instead of falling over. Truth be told, I almost did fall over when I got home because she did something to the wood flooring and I changed into my jams with kickass merino wool socks from Duluth Trading Co.

I think maybe she waxed the floor. I don't know, it's slippery now.

merino wool socks are pretty great

# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:29

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Parallax Scroll posted:

merino wool socks are pretty great

Im wearing merino wool socks right now biiiiitch

# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:16

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Naerasa posted:

merino

never won a superbowl

# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:18

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Smash it Smash hit posted:

out of all the superbowls only 2 werwe won by black guys so i dunno you do the math

This can't possibly be true?!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:12

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Those adopt a highway roads that say like 'the miller family' even tho u know great grandpa miller wasnt out there picking up litter bc hes in nursing home eating jello and enjoying how his hands shake when he pees

The broncos work in a similar way

# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:25

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

In my opinion they should have marketed it as The Super BowL instead of Super Bowl 50

this is good except i don't know if millennials understand roman numerals

# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:46

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

this is good except i don't know if millennials understand roman numerals

they dont. they are loving retarded

# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:47

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

merino wool socks are pretty great

I can't recommend them enough. Also, Duluth Trading Co. is expensive but I find they make a superb quality sock.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:48

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

I can't recommend them enough. Also, Duluth Trading Co. is expensive but I find they make a superb quality sock.

im a big fan of their underwear. i have gotten rid of all of my others

# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:49

Bodyholes: Jun 30, 2005

THE TEAM FROM THE AREA IN WHICH YOU RESIDE WAS VICTORIOUS CITIZENS. NOW, BREED.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:21

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Mental-Rectangle posted:

THE TEAM FROM THE AREA IN WHICH YOU RESIDE WAS VICTORIOUS CITIZENS. NOW, BREED.

ya, your one of those "no sports guys". poor bastard

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:22

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

the goddamn Broncos goddamn own

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:52

FishionMailed: Feb 2, 2014; by zen death robot

it's funny how much I cared about football in HS compared to how little of a poo poo I give now

I mean it's fun to watch or put some money on sometimes but wow people get more into a team that doesn't give a poo poo about them than any other nerd fandom you care to name.

and fantasy football is just tabletop gaming so suck on that.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:53

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

FishionMailed posted:

it's funny how much I cared about football in HS compared to how little of a poo poo I give now

I mean it's fun to watch or put some money on sometimes but wow people get more into a team that doesn't give a poo poo about them than any other nerd fandom you care to name.

and fantasy football is just tabletop gaming so suck on that.

shut the gently caress up im gonna kill you, my team is the 49ers and they are so bad right now plus my fantasy team came in 8/10 raaaaaaaagggghhhhhh im loving RAGING

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:39

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

has anyone posted the simpsons denver broncos clip yet?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:12

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

ArbitraryC posted:

has anyone posted the simpsons denver broncos clip yet?

ya the reason that was funny is because they lost like 4 SBs in a row. since then they are 3-4, so i guess, suck it?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:03

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

dad gay. so what posted:

ya the reason that was funny is because they lost like 4 SBs in a row. since then they are 3-4, so i guess, suck it?

3-1, not 3-4. 3-4 doesn't mean 3 out of 4, it means won 3 lost 4.

They're 3-5 total. 3-1 out of the last 4 (that they made it to, obviously).

Lost 12, 21, 22, and 24.

Then won 32 and 33.

Lost 48.

Won 50.

They've lost more Super Bowels than anyone. Which seems p lovely until you realize that teams like the Bills and Vikings have lost nearly as many and never won a single one.

More stats:

Out of teams with at least 3 SB wins, the niners have the best SB record at 5-1, but haven't won one in 21 years.

Denver has the worst at 3-5, but has won more in the last 20 years than everyone except the Patriots (Cheatriots, amirite?).

Pittsburgh has won more than anyone, at 6.

And that was not a catch, it hit the ground and moved, Crotchery sucks, get over it Panthers fans.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:16

wane tendo: Mar 19, 2005; Buglord

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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:34

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Actually OP one of the things that makes football exciting to watch is that the best team is almost never the champion. Hope this helps.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:43

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

FrankieGoes posted:

3-1, not 3-4. 3-4 doesn't mean 3 out of 4, it means won 3 lost 4.

They're 3-5 total. 3-1 out of the last 4 (that they made it to, obviously).

Lost 12, 21, 22, and 24.

Then won 32 and 33.

Lost 48.

Won 50.

They've lost more Super Bowels than anyone. Which seems p lovely until you realize that teams like the Bills and Vikings have lost nearly as many and never won a single one.

More stats:

Out of teams with at least 3 SB wins, the niners have the best SB record at 5-1, but haven't won one in 21 years.

Denver has the worst at 3-5, but has won more in the last 20 years than everyone except the Patriots (Cheatriots, amirite?).

Pittsburgh has won more than anyone, at 6.

And that was not a catch, it hit the ground and moved, Crotchery sucks, get over it Panthers fans.

i dont think you understand how sports work :confused:

they won their last 3 out of 4 like i said dipshit

dad gay. so what fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Feb 10, 2016

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:44

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

did Payton manning ever drink those budweisters?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:46

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Harald posted:

did Payton manning ever drink those budweisters?

i think that was a pitch. he owns a budweiser distribution thing in louisiana. it was worth about 14 million in free advertising.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:48

mikemil828: May 15, 2008; A man who has said too much

Harald posted:

did Payton manning ever drink those budweisters?

The bud folks apparently sent 50 cases to the Broncos after the game so he better have

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:56

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

FishionMailed posted:

and fantasy football is just tabletop gaming so suck on that.

weekly leagues paid for my christmas shopping and half of a garage door opener (the left half)

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:08

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

or in nerd terms approx. five unpainted pewter goblins and one guy with a plasma chainsaw

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:09

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

I like the forehead man. I want his skull when he dies.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:12

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

- Got a 12 pack of Corona on a "Super Bowl Super Sale" for $5

- Made some badass guac

- Got super high and played Mario Kart with a friend tripping on acid

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:15

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

dad gay. so what posted:

i dont think you understand how sports work

they won their last 3 out of 4 like i said dipshit

Incorrect.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 06:19

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm predicting Seahawks/Steelers as next years Superb Owl matchup. If Osweiler isn't garbage maybe Broncos can make a repeat appearance though. :shrug:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 06:26

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

FishionMailed posted:

and fantasy football is just tabletop gaming so suck on that.

lol why is it that retards always say this? fantasy football is nothing at all like tabletop gaming unless, i guess you really dont understand how tabletop gaming works :confused:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 06:29