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*mounts head of bernie sanders above fireplace*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:24
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"drat it Bill it's only the first day! Get that naked intern off my loving desk!"
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Feb 8, 2016 15:24
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*never stops shout-talking*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:27
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*wears pantsuit*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:27
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*Ignores campaign promises to the public.
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Feb 8, 2016 15:28
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*makes scandalous decisions that the media then appends "-gate" to the end of.*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:29
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*Has an extramarital affair*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:30
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watch as i completely ignore the wall street corporations that gave me millions and millions of dollars in speaking fees because who gives money to people with the expectation of a bit of quid pro quo? no one thats who and definitely not faceless mega corps
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Feb 8, 2016 15:30
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Sticks stone Temple pilots cassette into sony mini system
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Feb 8, 2016 15:30
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Nelson Mandingo posted:*Has an extramarital affair* fair's fair bill
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Feb 8, 2016 15:31
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*slowly unzips and takes off skin, revealing a shiny chrome robotic body*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:31
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*throws every woman in America under the bus in order to respect the wishes of the companies that own her*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:33
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*hollows out a bust of Obama, turns it into a vape*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:35
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*expands the power of the for-profit prison industry and the police, ensuring that modern day slavers have plenty of black human suffering to fuel their corporate profits*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:35
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time to count the money I earned from oil death
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Feb 8, 2016 15:37
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* is living in a fantasy land where she's the president of a country
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*is a complete let down compared with Adolf Hitler, Reichskanzler des deutschen Volkes 1933 - 1945
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most of the reason i hope she loses is because it would piss off her supporters on the internet and theyre all smug pricks also cos she has received millions of dollars from big companies which might be indicative of where her allegiances lie
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Feb 8, 2016 15:40
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Guess it's right about time to enact some of those progressive policies my supporters claim are my highest priority! *steps into Congress, finds that they're just trying to repeal Obamacare for the 5000th time and aren't interested in anything else* Well, if you can't beat 'em! *puts on hat reading 'slave to corporate interests'* *winks at camera* *iris out, "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" plays*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:42
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*eats a plate of human poo poo*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:43
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dad gay. so what posted:*eats a plate of human poo poo* whoa whoa whoa let's be realistic here That's a day-7 thing at the earliest
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Feb 8, 2016 15:43
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*Places all executive decision plans on an unsecured server.*
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:*expands the power of the for-profit prison industry and the police, ensuring that modern day slavers have plenty of black human suffering to fuel their corporate profits*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:45
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*addresses the nation on tv* "im gay"
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Feb 8, 2016 15:47
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Malf posted:*addresses the nation on tv* "im gay" that works too
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Feb 8, 2016 15:47
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Dances in the middle of the room while a group of suited up rich old white men gather around and shower her in money and shout commands at her like a dog.
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Feb 8, 2016 15:47
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Libelous Slander posted:*makes scandalous decisions that the media then appends "-gate" to the end of.* *makes perfectly normal decisions and they do that anyway*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:48
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Malf posted:*addresses the nation on tv* "im gay"
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Feb 8, 2016 15:48
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Have a Pavlov's dog reaction to any mentioning of Benghazi.
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Feb 8, 2016 15:48
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*murders the rest of the foster line, completing the ritual to summon superallah*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:50
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*accidentally calls tariff bill "bariff till"* *catches mistake immediately, laughs it off, moves on with life* *"Tillgate" dominates FOX News headlines for months*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:50
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*insists all future legislation be written with emojis because she's hip and totally gets millennials*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:51
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*Takes a back seat and lets Bill handle things as defacto 3rd term president.*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:53
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Wicker Man posted:*Takes a back seat and lets Bill handle things as defacto 3rd term president.*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:55
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*spins off treasury and IRS to goldman sachs* *starts a war with russia* *reinstates the draft but only drafts bernie voters* its totally a coincidence that you guys keep getting drawn for service. like winning tens of thousands of coinflips in a row
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Feb 8, 2016 15:55
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XMNN posted:most of the reason i hope she loses is because it would piss off her supporters on the internet and theyre all smug pricks If you come over to D&D, you'll find that just because you receive seven figure checks from certain industries doesn't mean anything!! 
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Feb 8, 2016 15:58
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*takes off Hillary mask* *is Kevin Bacon*
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Feb 8, 2016 15:58
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Wicker Man posted:*Takes a back seat and lets Bill handle things as defacto 3rd term president.* *Fucks interns and the country in equal measure and makes Bill watch*
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Hammerite posted:fair's fair bill double jeopardy , its the 3rd ammendment
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