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Horniest Manticore posted:*eats a bagel* *legalizes weed*
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*spins dreidel*
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Feb 9, 2016 01:14
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*closes gbs*
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Feb 9, 2016 01:17
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*destroys capitalism*
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Feb 9, 2016 01:19
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*brings back LF*
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Feb 9, 2016 01:19
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* Spends 2 days trying to find way out of bathroom *
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Feb 9, 2016 01:39
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*has intern drag La-Z-Boy into Oval Office* *goes through hourly cycle of sniffing, snorting, clearing his throat, and random humming and grunting sounds* *gets up at 5 every morning for special presidential bathroom time*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:05
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*farts• *is murdered by an assassin hired by wall street moguls*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:06
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*sips a caramel macchiato*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:07
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Pastor Perineum posted:*farts•
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Feb 9, 2016 02:08
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on bernie sanders first day in office imma do nothing but jack it in my living room while humming the Internationale, tia
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Feb 9, 2016 02:09
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Grand Prize Winner posted:on bernie sanders first day in office imma do nothing but jack it in my living room while humming the Internationale, tia so, no different than any other day
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Feb 9, 2016 02:14
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I dunno about Bernie, but if it was my first day, I'd jerk off onto the carpet of the oval office.
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Feb 9, 2016 02:18
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huskarl_marx posted:*brings back LF*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:22
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Islamic terror recruitment soars as Jewish man sits at big oak desk.
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Feb 9, 2016 02:23
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*withers and dies*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:24
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he uses the executive privileges outlined in obama's economic plan to imprison every member of congress and the supreme court on charges of treason without trial
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Feb 9, 2016 02:26
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Bernard? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Bernard Sanders. That was my name.
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Feb 9, 2016 02:27
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*doesn't comb hair*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:29
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*smirks jewishly*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:31
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*Rejects living in White House, runs it as an public Air BnB, and sleeps in his own RV in backyard, has a compost heap moistened by the tears of our dismantled oligarchy* Edit: *Dies* Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Feb 9, 2016 02:35
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*is larry david* *is mistakenly assassinated* *jewish trombone music plays*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:53
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*says some brooklyn jew-y things*
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Feb 9, 2016 02:56
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I don't get the bernie sanders stuff, we already went through this with Ron Paul
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Feb 9, 2016 03:00
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continues bitching about the rich in meetings with the elite of the world, alienates our trade partners
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Feb 9, 2016 03:08
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*makes america great again*
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Feb 9, 2016 03:10
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Lotta jokes about bernie being old when this country literally mandates you have to be an old fucker to qualify for bein' president
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Feb 9, 2016 03:12
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Shaquin posted:Lotta jokes about bernie being old when this country literally mandates you have to be an old fucker to qualify for bein' president * Can't find way out of your bed for 6hrs *
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Feb 9, 2016 03:13
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*yells at people to get off whitehouse lawn*
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Feb 9, 2016 03:39
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switches places with larry david
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Feb 9, 2016 03:43
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*realizes hes technically joined up to the military and conscientiously objects the presidency*
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Feb 9, 2016 03:46
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I did some Democratic socialism all over her fat titties
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Feb 9, 2016 03:55
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*begins to age in reverse like merlin*
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Feb 9, 2016 03:59
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*flying pig slams into Empire State Building*
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Feb 9, 2016 04:03
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spud posted:* Can't find way out of your bed for 6hrs * apparently im president
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Feb 9, 2016 04:09
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*burns down the white house*
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Feb 9, 2016 04:14
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*paints whitehouse red*
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Feb 9, 2016 04:15
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*Issues his first executive order. Applewhite starts the CYOA sequel to space tits and rear end immediately. 
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Feb 9, 2016 04:42
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haha lol who froze my hell guys?
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Feb 9, 2016 04:47
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*dies because old*
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