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*Bernie's motorcade is hit by an airstrike on the way to swearing in, Obama and Hillary appear on TV together and declare that Bernie was a militant and was planning on attacking the inauguration.*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 13:22 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:57 |
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*argues with a painted portrait* *loses argument*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 13:26 |
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* gets cranky if he has to stay up later than 6pm *
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 13:51 |
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*walks a lap around white house counting fasces*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:03 |
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*I don't give a hot gay gently caress what the CIA says, I want to hear about the aliens*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:37 |
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*Dies of old age* *Shits self*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 15:12 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I don't think we have enough marines to do that conscript their boyfriends and husbands
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 16:31 |
Its too bad CPUSA is a clown show, cuz thats an awesome flag.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 18:28 |
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*Makes the most stirringly progressive inauguration speech in the history of the American Presidency* *Is Assassinated almost immediately thereafter* *Becomes 10x more powerful in his spirit form*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 18:41 |
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*takes off mask* *it was both koch bros wearing his flabby body like a pantomime horse* *koch bros actually rather small gremlins cackling with glee* *koch bros turn america into their favorite book 'the handmaid's tale'* *thousand years of darkness*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:04 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:as lovely a candidate as clinton is, she at least is different from sanders, so they actually have things to debate on. which is more than anyone can say for the republican lineup, whose debates basically revolve around which one hates women and browns the most. Don't forget the heavily-competitive events "saying Obama is worse than everyone else says he is", "sounding the most Ruff N Tuff", and the always-contested Ronald-Reagan-shrine-size competition
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:26 |
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thatfatkid posted:*is larry david* spoiler please for curb your enthusiasm series finale
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:32 |
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Germstore posted:*graciously thanks President Trump for inviting him over for tea in the oval office*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:32 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I don't think we have enough marines to do that Luckily the navy does a lot of poo poo on land these days too
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:34 |
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Prorat posted:*curb your enthusiasm becomes a documentary* wait how can something be a double documentary
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:35 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:Its too bad CPUSA is a clown show, cuz thats an awesome flag. it's a good coat of arms, bit traditional maybe, but an atrocious flag, much too busy (not that the current one isn't an eyesore as well)
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:42 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:Its too bad CPUSA is a clown show, cuz thats an awesome flag.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:47 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:as lovely a candidate as clinton is, she at least is different from sanders, so they actually have things to debate on. which is more than anyone can say for the republican lineup, whose debates basically revolve around which one hates women and browns the most. Pretty sure republicans never actually talk about the issues in the debates. "Yes moderator that's a really good question on jobs, well as president of the United States I would make sure that I did everything in my power to get'r done while I'm in office" *Audience cheers wildly*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:53 |
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Strudel Man posted:Yeah, there's a lot of reasonably neat ones that internet people came up with. on his first day, the Bern outlawed 18 states. bombing commenced after five minutes.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:59 |
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Robo Reagan posted:*eats one of the butterscotch hard candies he had in his pocket* Hahhahaha
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:18 |
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*redistributes all of the wealth*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:21 |
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*exercises rights under citizens united to appoint entire red and anarchist orgs to his cabinet/staff*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:21 |
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*fares about as well as ned stark*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:31 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Me too. it doesn't have to be iraq. i would just invade somebody if i was president. i wouldn't deal with any of that nasty occupation stuff though, that's where we hosed up in iraq/afghanistan. it would be really fun to just pick some tiny piece of poo poo country that can't really fight back, come up with some excuse for invading, show up, blow a bunch of poo poo up, declare victory, and leave. maybe install a new dictator or whatever but i don't really give a gently caress about that part this is essentially what trump is gonna do btw
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:33 |
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*prints out all his emails*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:45 |
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*un-pardons Nixon*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:23 |
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FuturePastNow posted:*un-pardons Nixon* im feeling the Bern
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:21 |
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*gets lost*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:23 |
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Strudel Man posted:Yeah, there's a lot of reasonably neat ones that internet people came up with. i get what the hammer and sickle are meant to symbolize but what about the gear
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:26 |
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Fojar38 posted:i get what the hammer and sickle are meant to symbolize but what about the gear Cars and poo poo They should update it the fact that most americans are now paper pushers and service employees. What would that look like?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:27 |
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Fojar38 posted:i get what the hammer and sickle are meant to symbolize but what about the gear Industry is v important to the communist mythos in general I'm more confused about the 32 stars though
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:29 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:31 |
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Communism won tonight, thank you New Hampshire.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:31 |
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*Nukes the banks*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:16 |
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loquacius posted:Industry is v important to the communist mythos in general yeah but the hammer is supposed to be industry
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:21 |
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Mange Mite posted:They should update it the fact that most americans are now paper pushers and service employees. What would that look like? hammer, sickle, double arches
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:41 |
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https://twitter.com/JNorth0/status/697239834100940801
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:49 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:57 |
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*Proposes a bill on something he promised* *Has to use veto pen 200 times before noon*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:58 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:57 |
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*takes a motorcade to find a decent knish somewhere around here, for god's sake*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:59 |