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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

how do i fast forward

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I now predict (hope that it's crazy enough to be possible) that Brian has been cleared and they've managed to keep it very heavily under wraps, and during his retirement speech, he gets set up for a 'Mania Taker match.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Lid posted:

Look, a match where all the competitors are faces and the crowd is into it and cares.

i count two faces

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

The only way I would care about Fastlane is if the GDT devolved into nonstop car crash gifs again

cams
Mar 28, 2003


it's dumb when guys are wearing their own tshirts

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Lol Steph is pretty great at this.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Brock's little half smiles when he gets a chant are so infectious.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
DAMIEL BRIUAN

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Interrupting Paul Heyman is excellent heel heat

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Little Mac posted:

how do i fast forward

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


sea food city

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Ages posted:

Viking funeral

"Yo, I got this."

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
"Brock Lobster is mayor of Seafood City" is right in my wheelhouse humor wise

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The important thing is Steph looks like the strongest in the ring

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I bet Paul would sell bermuda grass hay for alfalfa prices.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Fauxhawk Express posted:

The only way I would care about Fastlane is if the GDT devolved into nonstop car crash gifs again

That was a great GDT

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

cams posted:

it's dumb when guys are wearing their own tshirts

Yeah Randy Savage or Hulk Hogan would never do something like that

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

New Sharif in Town posted:

I now predict (hope that it's crazy enough to be possible) that Brian has been cleared and they've managed to keep it very heavily under wraps, and during his retirement speech, he gets set up for a 'Mania Taker match.

1. Denial

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
seriously steph, getting booed doesn't make you a good heel. a good heel makes the faces look good. a good heel doesn't completely emasculate them because you only have one voice and that's the voice you use to tell your children to clean their room for the seventeenth time

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Dean just drew a penis on the contract.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Delsaber posted:

"Yo, I got this."


Is that Brutus from Rome?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Stephanie is not around, this segment has improved.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Table Flip in 3... 2... 1...

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a song about Bryan Danielson retiring:

**ahem**

Verse 1:
It seems like only yesterday
you main evented Wrestlemania
You got over on your own
It drove Dunn and Vince insane-ia

Chorus (4x):
Daniel
You are not a jew
You retired
Because your brain is goo

(Harmonica solo: 16 bars)

Verse 2:
You were a vanilla midget,
so you grew your beard and hair
I bet you look real sexy
In your Hanes underwear

(Chorus repeat 64x)
(Harmonica solo: 97 bars)

Verse 3:
You were a favorite at Rowdy Ringsports
A forum run by fat goons with goatees
I'll spend my days pleasuring myself
to pics of you wearing no tees

(Chorus repeat 4000x)
(Harmonica solo: 8,000,000 bars)

The Jews (repeat 80x oil fadeout)

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

cams posted:

it's dumb when guys are wearing their own tshirts

it does look really dumb

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i can't wait to watch wwe when dean ambrose turns heel

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Borrowed Ladder posted:

"Brock Lobster is mayor of Seafood City" is right in my wheelhouse humor wise

It's pretty good.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

brock loves to hear people say his name

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Do the bit!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Isn't this supposed to happen at the end of the show instead of having a main event, D-Bry's death has altered the flow of time.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
Oh, we've gone back to Stephanie soaking up all the heel heat and then doing absolutely nothing with it again? That was a nice two weeks or so when she actually did what the whole point of being a heel is.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Intruder posted:

The important thing is Steph looks like the strongest in the ring

Truly she has learned all there is to learn from Hunter.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Please never call Roman Reigns a badass unless you're saying his rear end is literally bad. In which case, yes.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
eat em brock

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
who's the face

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

brock owns

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
brock is blocking heyman's camera on purpose lmao

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
brock lesnar is really loving strong

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brock owns

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

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