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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I'm already sad you guys. 😢😢😢

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


It's actually pretty apt since Bryan is Jesus and we must repent for 40 days till be arises again mysteriously cleared and healthy.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

tecnocrat posted:

HAHAHA Of course we start with a Steph 45 min promo.

Mrs. :words:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Intruder posted:

The important thing is Steph looks like the strongest in the ring

Truly she has learned all there is to learn from Hunter.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dean with the face of what just happened?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Kuroyama posted:

If there is a merciful higher power, we get Ambrose/Lesnar and Bryan/Taker at WM32, right?

Bryan/Taker will be a race to see which gives out first. Bryan's neck or Taker's water balloon filled knees.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

projecthalaxy posted:

Daniel Bryan is going to announce that he is accepting Donald Trump's vice presidential offer.

The only one chill enough for D-Bry is his former neurosurgeon Ben Carson. He will accept his VP offer. :colbert:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lord Chumley posted:

owens v zigg-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm sorry you don't like good matches on Raw. Also does anyone else hear the two baby sheep being murdered just off mic?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

jim truds posted:

Why couldn't Ziggler get the concussions

Because he's not wrestling Swagger?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I sometimes wonder if Dolph's shoulder is actually hurting he favors it a bit.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Don't get conned by these old guys Usos. They reek of jobber stink!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

cronox2 posted:

Ryback hands Bray a copy of The Secret. Segment over.

Sister Abigail is actually Oprah it all makes sense.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh snap its Alicia.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Zyla posted:

? I missed the debate what happened

Christie called out the predictable soundbytes Rubio has over and over before Rubio would say them. And repeatedly called him out for essentially being an absentee Senator missing so many votes.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Is the crowd chanting seig heil?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

There should be exaggerated squeaky sound effects as the Jeritron 6000 is lowered.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Matinee Idol??

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

You were awesome in Road Rules sign spotted. He was on the Real World!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Speaking of a Dean, how was last night's Venture Bros?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I take a poo poo and Ryback is in trunks???? Ugh he needs his singlet back.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dario the Wop posted:

Should've been Heath. SLATER GATOR EXPLODES

:gizz:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Zyla posted:

wasnt that roman's wrestlemania gimmick: laughing and getting aroused by being hurt and hit?

Was and is his current gimmick.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

LOL that looked like it HURT SO BAD.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh hey Sin Cara is back to injure someone other than himself.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Tamina.......wins???

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

OH poo poo ULTIMATE NEW DAY WITH MARK.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

lamentable dustman posted:

owns

also holy poo poo mark henry makes big e look small

E's titty game is weak as hell.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW SEATTLE!!!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Gif! gif all of his entrance please

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Red Adair was the loving man.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

StarkRavingMad posted:

Daniel Bryan comes out and screams "EAT MY rear end VINCE, I'M GOING TO ROH, TALK TO MY LAWYERS" before they cut his mic

I guess I'll see him get paralyzed when they release a ROH DVD then. :(

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh good they finally went heel.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Man I'd love to hear what Punk has to say about this.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

This is bullshit man he should have been given like 15 or 20 minutes.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

He's gonna do a suicide dive out of the ring into the barricade just for old time sake.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Awwww man, he's barely holding it together. I like his sense of humor. :)

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

WOOOOOO CONCUSSIONS

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

YEEEEAAAAHHHH loving!!! WOOOOOOOOO

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Same.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

GreatestLurker posted:

'I love Roman Reigns. You should too'

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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