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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Has Daniel Bryan come out and said it's all a joke and actually he's wrestling Shinsuke at Wrestlemania yet?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CobiWann posted:

So after everything they did to bury Daniel Bryan, they're giving him a grand send-off.

Never change, WWE.

Now that Vince realizes he can't ever play with this particular toy again, he's realized just how loving amazing this toy was that he kept refusing to play with because "it looks dumb and stupid like a butt!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan isn't her husband! He isn't her husband at all!

Dr. rear end posted:

I was at the Raw about 13 months ago where DB made an announcement and very heavily teased retirement. I was getting more and more worried that I had to see him retire so soon, and in person at that. Turned out he was just announcing his entry in the Royal Rumble.

Remember that Vince didn't even think for a second that this might in any way derail his Wrestlemania plans because Daniel Bryan didn't fit his parameters of "has what it takes to get over" and so ignored the fact he was already hugely over?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edwardian posted:

James is wea ing his "Respect the Beard" shirt and moping dejectedly.

Your kid is cooler than me.

This isn't saying much, to be fair.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MacDougall posted:

You idiots this show will not go on until you bring him out.

Just like with the Rumble thing from last year, they still don't seem to realize that Daniel Bryan is legit the most over person in their company.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:lol:

Did Big Vinny V sneak into the ring disguised as Dean Ambrose?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brock is having such a good time with these guys who think they can step to him.

"I don't even gotta chase 'em, they come straight to me! :haw:"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

nooneofconsequence posted:

did I miss Daniel Bryan yet

Don't worry, you'll be missing him for years to come!




:negative:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I love watching a dog's thought process when it stumbles across something it has zero understanding/context for. :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Scary thing about the first episode of NXT was that I was so used to seeing Danielson in ROH as an obviously short but still really jacked dude, and then he appeared in WWE and not only did he look tiny but he looked slim.

Not because I thought it made him look weak, but it was one of those moments when it hits home how ridiculously muscular most wrestlers are, almost to the point of parody.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Riotgrrill posted:

sick boston crab

:golfclap:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

cams posted:

oh yeah, i remember wrestling andy samberg

Did he give you a box first?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I wish I could frame this gif and hang in on my wall.

Can't you buy one of those picture frame displays that play whatever images you load into memory?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Okay I just finally realized it. I really can't stand Ziggler. He's like Mr. rear end with a bit more charisma.

I think Dolph is really talented and could be a big star if WWE ever gave him a sustained push as either heel OR face. All that said, he oversells so loving much it sometimes makes me want to throttle him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

nooneofconsequence posted:

This might be the end of Daniel Bryan.


But there was this other guy people called the best wrestler in the world...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YZWrKwMWY

Thought this would be a video about Nigel McGuinness :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Did anyone else think Spectre owned really hard? I liked it better than Skyfall.

I thought it was pretty good but a big step down from Skyfall which was just outstanding.

Casino Royale is still the best Craig Bond film though.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does anyone else look at every interaction involving Bubba Ray and just hope and pray it's part of the build-up to the return of Bully Ray?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Like honestly, I legit don't care about anything other than Bryan


I mainly loved the ending, like a part of me thinks "Ya know....you could end the whole Bond series on that and I'm fine."

Well I can't fault you that interpretation, especially since that very specific reasoning is part of why I really liked The Dark Knight Rises despite the blowback it got.

After three movies of Bruce being told,"Holy poo poo dude, this is really unhealthy not just physically, but emotionally and psychologically!" he actually stopped and said,"You know what..... it is! Jesus Christ I gotta put a stop to this."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

So Rubio has no shot at winning, right?

RIGHT?

Watching Christie and Rubio in that debate was like watching a mob hitman expertly perform his duties. It was a murder.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"It's just a shame it wasn't possible for him to ever get over."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jericho starts the stupidest chants but the crowd is also so eager to take part in them :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everybody shut up, AJ's theme is playing!

That means you, Cole!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Have they showed Daniel Bryan using The Knee That Beat John Cena to beat John Cena yet?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Team Hell No :allears:

VVV

:hfive:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

They're going so over the top I'm starting to think this is a work

I believe this is the stage they call denial?

I'm currently in Bargaining, because I've decided I'll buy a ticket to Wrestlemania when Bryan tries to retire but wants one last match first and it's going to be against Shinsuke Nakamura at Mania and it's going to happen it's going to happen you guys it is.... :qq:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Doesn't take his eyes off the ball for even a second :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Adam Rose gets a win? :stare:

Don't worry, the babyface dad-of-the-year humanitarian tried to assault him afterwards!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ryback has something that can help you with that, Brock!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brock is sooooooo happy :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dean: Oh poo poo, I forgot... Brock Lesnar is a terrifying living golem of destruction.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan backstage going,"Oh wow I suddenly feel better about this whole retirement thing."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This week: Daniel Bryan's retirement.
Next week: Dean Ambrose's funeral.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He learned that move from The Undertaker!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know, I'm starting to mildly suspect that Goldust wasn't actually playing that guitar.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

If this happened....

McDevitt: Well the good news, Vince, is that I prevented Daniel from going to ROH. The bad news is that you're now legally obligated to eat his rear end.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BULLLLLLY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :hellyeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Crowd was chanting "One more time" but for a brief, beautiful second I thought they were chanting,"Welcome back!" :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

But.... I want him to be both fit and healthy AND continue to wrestle for my entertainment.... :negative:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He looks tidy! :aaa:

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May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Banjo is eternal, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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