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who are the people who comment on news stories
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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
a lot of the commentors on british newspaper sites come from russian troll factories

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Wicker Man posted:

A lot of the most incomprehensible messages are being made by normal people who have Internet access. People who don't spend much time talking online usually speak in fragmented sentences, all caps, etc.

The belief that "normal people" hate, don't understand, and probably never even heard of even the most mainstream Nerd Stuff (read: computers and the whole internet, hit movies or shows that have space ships or wizards in them, etc) is really weird and really pervasive among weird internet people.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



gender illusionist posted:

i sure do love a good checkbox poll

this one is really well done, tbh

good job, op

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Microwaves Mom posted:


Those are deeply troubled nutjobs.


I'm willing to bet most of them seem like mostly normal and successful people in real life.

See: Ben Carson



gender illusionist posted:

a lot of the commentors on british newspaper sites come from russian troll factories

That has increasingly become a thing in the past few years.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Can this be the ken m thread now?

Please post more ken m

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
the same kind of people that post in GBS

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

The belief that "normal people" hate, don't understand, and probably never even heard of even the most mainstream Nerd Stuff (read: computers and the whole internet, hit movies or shows that have space ships or wizards in them, etc) is really weird and really pervasive among weird internet people.

the "nerd stuff" in question here is writing coherently and normal people sure as poo poo don't understand it

www
Aug 4, 2010

its the same idiots who post on reddit

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Came here for Ken M. Thread delivered. Thanks op.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

amusinginquiry posted:

Can this be the ken m thread now?

Please post more ken m

I'm down with that

Go nuts

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

That Robot posted:

I'm down with that

Go nuts

Can't, too busy owning RepubliCANTS on Foxnews.com and Libtards on Cnn.com

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

eSports Chaebol posted:

the "nerd stuff" in question here is writing coherently and normal people sure as poo poo don't understand it

Just look at the comments section of any porn site.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ken m is a genius

neonburzt
Jul 25, 2010
I think it's stay home mums. Seriously, you'd get sick taking care of those little shits.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Wicker Man posted:

Just look at the comments section of any porn site.

As always Rick savage has gorgeous whores with magnificent tits. His restraints are flawless then it is all wasted because he does not properly beat them. Those whores should be beaten hard they should be covered in bruises and welts. They should hung by their tits and then have their legs spread so their cunts could be whipped. That would be perfect. That is what they deserve.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My favorite are local news sites when someone's special snowflake rapes/murders/robs/pozzes someone. People then pile on with comments like "hope he rots in hell after Hitler fucks him with a pineapple" and "this wouldn't have happened if Obummer wasn't president". Then their whole family piles one white-knighting them blaming their downfall on every bizarre thing they can think of because it can't be because they're just a horrible person.

One of my personal favorites was this guy who was pozzing as many neg holes as he could in Greenwood, Indiana. Problem was, he was just being a dick and not fulfilling bug chasers needs. Comments on local sites were comedy gold.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ken m loving owns

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

amusinginquiry posted:

Can this be the ken m thread now?

Please post more ken m
i have found my calling in life and it is to post Ken M on an internet forum












Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
get ken m an account

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
You know how your social media feed has mostly stuff you would agree with because it's tailored to your interests but occasionally see posts by extended family members you didn't want to friend about really dumb poo poo? Well news comments sections are basically everyone's unwanted facebook aunt.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Ken M is really good.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Ken M would be the most popular poster on here if he had an account

Someone touch the poop and link him to this site

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

Ken M would be the most popular poster on here if he had an account

Someone touch the poop and link him to this site

He's on Reddit and has a whole section devoted to him! :) https://www.reddit.com/user/KennyEmmy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

I.C. posted:

He's on Reddit and has a whole section devoted to him! :) https://www.reddit.com/user/KennyEmmy

Ugh, a redditor? Never mind.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
I did, for several years. This was in addition to posting in the youtube comments under political videos. It was mostly to argue with conspiracy theorists and to drop links debunking common talking points. At the time I considered destructive ignorance to be a slightly dangerous force which needed to be checked. I gave up two years ago upon realizing that few people actually pay as much attention to comments as I do, and that the people I talked weren't open to be swayed by raw facts, no matter what their political alignment. Getting a job also helped

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Libelous Slander posted:

get ken m an account

He would make the rest of us look like mouth breathing retards....wait.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ken m makes me giggle so much

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

gender illusionist posted:

a lot of the commentors on british newspaper sites come from russian troll factories

I am 100% positive that US politicians/groups do this poo poo all the time. Honestly I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been some huge scandal over it yet.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
they're the best argument against Democracy, OP

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Today while I was shoveling I was listening to CBC and they had a debate between an environmentalist and a guy from the plastics industry on the topic of plastic bags. During the call in portion, some guy called and complained about how he doesn't believe that plastic bags should be banned because one time he tried to recycle biodegradable poop bags for his dog (voice rising as he recounts) and the recycling people wouldn't let him recycle the bags and now he doesn't use the biodegradable bags because of the government (yelling at this point) and----

He got cut off and the host tried to redirect as if a crazy person hadn't phoned in.

My point is that it's this kind of person who is always on the news messaging boards- insane, unemployed people.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Ken M makes it look so easy but his posting style is inimitable

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Eventually Ken m will become victim of his own success. If I was to encounter him in the wild I'd be stoked and play along with his stupid poo poo. Maybe he'll goon up after he gets tired of trollin.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Tusen Takk posted:

They're old people

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Ken M makes it look so easy but his posting style is inimitable


Champenema posted:

Eventually Ken m will become victim of his own success. If I was to encounter him in the wild I'd be stoked and play along with his stupid poo poo. Maybe he'll goon up after he gets tired of trollin.

there's a 0% chance that kenm is not related to dg.sw

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Inbreeding does explain a lot now that you mention it

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I would follow Ken M to the ends of the Earth.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The terracotta soldier one is making me laugh at work when i think about it

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Business Gorillas posted:

this one is really well done, tbh

good job, op

it is my pleasure

i am glad you enjoy it

jBrereton posted:

Ken M is really good.

most def

FishionMailed posted:

they're the best argument against Democracy, OP

full democratic socialism now

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

using this bump to say that Ken M is still cool and good

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