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MiracleWhale posted:but you just know i'm have to put that fuckin jacuzzi on a flat bed and fill it with gold doubloons and drive it around town drinkin kristal with my bitches and some motherfucker gonna cut my driver off and all the doubloons gonna get dumped on the highway and good luck pickin all them doubloons up, now i'm losin money on this deal do you see what i'm sayin True. We've all been there
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MiracleWhale posted:but you just know i'm have to put that fuckin jacuzzi on a flat bed and fill it with gold doubloons and drive it around town drinkin kristal with my bitches and some motherfucker gonna cut my driver off and all the doubloons gonna get dumped on the highway and good luck pickin all them doubloons up, now i'm losin money on this deal do you see what i'm sayin jokes aside this guy can afford to pay $7037503287603643609695659602346509360495645902609736490563945.00 a second to sleep in a tiny closet in sf and should be executed immediately
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Feb 9, 2016 11:04
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Haverchuck posted:jokes aside this guy can afford to pay $7037503287603643609695659602346509360495645902609736490563945.00 a second to sleep in a tiny closet in sf and should be executed immediately it's actually paid for by my sugar mama and let me tell you buddy i work for that closet, tongue real sore rn and i got a crick in my neck to beat the band
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MiracleWhale posted:it's actually paid for by my sugar mama and let me tell you buddy i work for that closet, tongue real sore rn and i got a crick in my neck to beat the band the worst part is, i'm gay
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Feb 9, 2016 11:13
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MiracleWhale posted:lol i didn't know larry david had an sa account, you do a good bern impression my friend idgi
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Isaac posted:In australia we pay tye cost it says on the sign and theres no confusion rgarding how much you pay for anything well long-term yes this is what should happen but I think op is really just concerned with the $10 he threw away in this particular scenario
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Feb 9, 2016 11:17
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Feb 9, 2016 11:37
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lmao look at the sub-six figgie chump who doesn't regularly tip tenners to the burritochuds. also lmao who carries cash
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People should never tip it's bad for the wait staff's moral and promotes a sub-minimum wage environment. In Japan they get insulted if you tip because they don't need your loving charity they're not homeless. Anyone else have opinions on when tipping is ok or not?
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MiracleWhale posted:so i go to give a tip for this burrito i just bought and i pull a one from my wad cuz i'm gonna tip two bucks and a friggin ten falls out and it falls right into the tip jar go back at night and take what is yours 
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Grem posted:People should never tip it's bad for the wait staff's moral and promotes a sub-minimum wage environment. In Japan they get insulted if you tip because they don't need your loving charity they're not homeless. seriously though I'm pretty sure the only reason it still happens in america is because it gives employers an excuse to shirk one more responsibility towards their employees and america is all about allowing employers to shirk their responsibilities towards their employees
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Feb 9, 2016 11:59
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Its simple OP. You must wait till midnight to mount a daring rescue for that 10 dollar bill.
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F you in your as dont wear a c and j all over your bs
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im glad my old man didnt raise me to be a pussy like you OP, woulda reached in got my cash and nicked a couple extra bills 2
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MiracleWhale posted:the worst part is, i'm gay well, there is your problem. gays are no longer welcome in san francisco. the town is all about figuratively homosexual nerds now.
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i'm saying that your post, which i assume to be unironic based on my observations of your behavior over time, illustrates a lack of social graces reminiscent of the comic stylings of popular television writer and actor larry david, who recently appeared on snl doing a bernie sanders impression that was widely praised
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ScrubLeague posted:also lmao who carries cash how else do you buy your crack?! i keep tellin those boys they need to take square but they still stuck on venmo and who's got the time
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Feb 9, 2016 19:53
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This thread is really about Larry David f u, emmer effer s of a b
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A misanthrope posted:go back at night and take what is yours this is what i did and when i tried to break in two cholos came out and got real pissy and i was like, what is this, you put up a wall to keep me out, you guys are the trump in this situation!!! and now i'm down way more than ten dollars just from the ambulance fee
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Feb 9, 2016 19:56
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ghostter posted:im glad my old man didnt raise me to be a pussy like you OP, woulda reached in got my cash and nicked a couple extra bills 2 my t levels ain't high enuff fuk
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Serious Frolicking posted:well, there is your problem. gays are no longer welcome in san francisco. the town is all about figuratively homosexual nerds now. everyone all going ironically to leather clubs in the castro, all dancing in an ironically flamboyant manner to disco hits from the 70s, all ironically sucking dicks in the men's bathroom stalls
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You pay 9 dollars for a burrito at a fast food place and still have to tip the guy who did nothing for you except take your money. This is why old world fast food like McDonalds and KFC will rule the world forever.
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Feb 9, 2016 20:03
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Why do you have cash on you? Are you a drug dealer or something?
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Feb 9, 2016 20:04
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I tipped when I got takeout today, gently caress you gbs
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Khorne posted:Why do you have cash on you? Are you a drug dealer or something? let's just say i get paid in singles
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ThaGrandCow posted:Oh poo poo a tipping thread in GBS I can't wait to see what happens!
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ThaGrandCow posted:Oh poo poo a tipping thread in GBS I can't wait to see what happens!
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burn the place down, sift through the rubble, take $12 worth of ashes to sell to the ash man
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ghlbtsk posted:burn the place down, sift through the rubble, take $12 worth of ashes to sell to the ash man i tried this but i went to the 'rear end man' instead of the 'ash man' by mistake and long story short it turns out i have rectal cancer
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MiracleWhale posted:i'm saying that your post, which i assume to be unironic based on my observations of your behavior over time, illustrates a lack of social graces reminiscent of the comic stylings of popular television writer and actor larry david, who recently appeared on snl doing a bernie sanders impression that was widely praised lmfbo. if you dropped money accidentally, pick it up. if you don't want to do that because you think it would be rude or something to collect something that belongs to you, fine, you're choosing to abandon something that belongs to you. don't act like someone stole it from you.
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Feb 10, 2016 06:26
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Why would you hold your wallet directly over the tip jar, idiot?
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Vince MechMahon posted:Why would you hold your wallet directly over the tip jar, idiot? lol if you carry your money in a wallet instead of a billfold
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Vince MechMahon posted:Why would you hold your wallet directly over the tip jar, idiot? and yes, this is the tragic flaw that led to my undoing
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the only places audacious enough to charge $9 for a burrito have a customer base that is entirely white people. it's either bland inoffensive poo poo served by white people as not to scare off their white customers, or its bland inoffensive poo poo served by brown people for the more adventurous white people to feel as though they are on a cultural safari.
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MiracleWhale posted:lol if you carry your money in a wallet instead of a billfold actually the real lol is at people who carry cash. What are you, amish?
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FogHelmut posted:the only places audacious enough to charge $9 for a burrito have a customer base that is entirely white people. it's either bland inoffensive poo poo served by white people as not to scare off their white customers, or its bland inoffensive poo poo served by brown people for the more adventurous white people to feel as though they are on a cultural safari. this thread continues to be an excellent method of determining who is, and is not, from san francisco
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Vince MechMahon posted:actually the real lol is at people who carry cash. What are you, amish? well not exactly my friend but it is funny that you mention the amish because they mostly have dentures due to the lack of availability of dental care within the amish community and that is exactly the sort of thing i look for in a prostitute because i love the feeling of gums on d and you better believe i pay gum hoes in cash son cuz i ain't leavin no paper trail
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Vince MechMahon posted:actually the real lol is at people who carry cash. What are you, amish? Why make it so easy for the NSA. Make then earn their wage.
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I tipped a waiter 15 dollars last week because of Bernie Sanders. I see it as paying the TRUCOST because that dude probably got f'd in the a by lovely customers at some point and it's up to me to restore the balance also I'm trying to cook more
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