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First strike and you are out, don't piss off the universe - Indian man gets wrecked by metorite strike as the first man ever.. A Reuters photographer managed to get a picture of the action:  Don't make yo momma jokes to the universe. http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/
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Feb 9, 2016 08:23
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India's on a role lately with being in the news for stuff that isn't rape. Good job India, I'm proud of you!
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Feb 9, 2016 08:25
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"Suck my tiny dick Universe" - all of India.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:28
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im so disappointed because i really wanted this to be me
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Feb 9, 2016 08:29
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Kuato posted:India's on a role lately with being in the news for stuff that isn't rape. Good job India, I'm proud of you! I am dissapointed, should have titled the thread universe rapes indian guy as revenge... probably what happend after he humped some black hole.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:31
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I read the OP twice and I still have no idea what this thread is about.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:33
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I read the OP twice and I still have no idea what this thread is about. Some dude in India literally got hit by a meteorite and died.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:45
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Man, stoning is really getting out of hand in India.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:45
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happy asteroid day: http://asteroidday.org
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Feb 9, 2016 09:25
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Can anyone thonk of a joke for this thread involving the tv show "third rock from the sun"
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Feb 9, 2016 09:25
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Dumbasd hasnt seen deep impact on vhs to understand how dangerous meteors are
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Feb 9, 2016 09:26
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Uxzuigal posted:black hole 
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Feb 9, 2016 09:27
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Id say the guy is not meteoright
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Isaac posted:Can anyone thonk of a joke for this thread involving the tv show "third rock from the sun" Here's a joke: French Stewart
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Some dude in India literally got hit by a meteorite and died. hosed up if false
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Feb 9, 2016 09:30
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There's a trillion people in that jungley hell world I say they have to be excluded from records for stacking the deck
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Man, stoning is really getting out of hand in India.
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Feb 9, 2016 09:38
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the reports are saying whatever killed him was blue so lol he probably got hit by airplane toilet ice
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Feb 9, 2016 09:40
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He'll never be the head of a major outsourced call center.
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kindermord posted:the reports are saying whatever killed him was blue so lol he probably got hit by airplane toilet ice I remember that episode of Welcome Freshmen
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kindermord posted:the reports are saying whatever killed him was blue so lol he probably got hit by airplane toilet ice Or a blue waffel hole. Universe's most nasty suprise, when black isn't bad enough.
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they say India is the first country to have somebody killed by a meteoroid but they didn't factor in population density. Statistically somewhere like Russia or China probably had more meteorite strikes on citizens but didn't report it because the news was far away.
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amityville anus posted:they say India is the first country to have somebody killed by a meteoroid but they didn't factor in population density. Statistically somewhere like Russia or China probably had more meteorite strikes on citizens but didn't report it because the news was far away. People have been hit, but never killed before, as far as reports go.
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Feb 9, 2016 10:52
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Is singing with the daisies actually a saying that people say
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Uxzuigal posted:People have been hit, but never killed before, as far as reports go. because the meteors killed everyone so there was nobody to report it, dumbass
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amusinginquiry posted:Is singing with the daisies actually a saying that people say Probably not. Maybe, who knows. I was thinking of the "Dead Daisies" , a band :p (and that Pushing Dasies ,TV series)
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Uxzuigal posted:People have been hit, but never killed before, as far as reports go. You see now that just makes India sound like a bitch.
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And now he's a reaper. Hopefully George finds some peace and Mandy Patinkin gets a new employee. Herbig, like Herbig fat rear end.
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Uxzuigal posted:Probably not. Maybe, who knows. I was thinking of the "Dead Daisies" , a band :p (and that Pushing Dasies ,TV series) okay grandpa
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Feb 9, 2016 11:57
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op streams more poo poo than the ganga
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Feb 9, 2016 12:15
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It should be news that something fell on India and managed NOT to hit a person (or a pile of poo poo). I was gonna add in rivers here, but they are also filled with people and floating piles of poo poo.
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Kuato posted:hosed up if false i think people do this more often than "hosed up if true" now italics and everything
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Man, stoning is really getting out of hand in India.
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social vegan posted:op streams more poo poo than the ganga Impressive if true.
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skydiver nearly hit by meteorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYJaQ0h4Dg
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doodlebugs posted:skydiver nearly hit by meteorite Is that what they call precision skydiving? Well, he missed but still. - - - social vegan: You underestimate the value of watching lovely TV shows while absolutely drunk out of your mind.
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doodlebugs posted:skydiver nearly hit by meteorite Maybe he packed a rock in with his parachute.
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I saw footage of the guy who got hit by it and it loving wrecked him hard. Scorched to hell.
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