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FishionMailed posted:women are better looking than men though, that's just true. this is literally a jerry seinfeld bit, i'm sure of it
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Women are into cock and balls in pretty much the same way men are into vaginas. They have opinions about how they should be, and appreciate a nice one, but it's not usually their go-to part to ogle. Men don't get this and try to accentuate their bugle as if it were the same as when a woman accentuates her cleavage. Not so, boys. The guy equivalent of big boobs is actually a big, firm set of pecs and washboard abs.
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Feb 10, 2016 12:50
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We must pass legislation to make it illegal for men to be shirtless in public now. THANKS APPLEWHITE.
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Feb 10, 2016 12:55
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The Snark posted:We must pass legislation to make it illegal for men to be shirtless in public now. THANKS APPLEWHITE. Nooooooooooo! This isn't what I wanted!
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Feb 10, 2016 12:56
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Weirdly enough, though, there is a target market for huge manly bulges but it's guys (both gay and straight). I've also heard that some studies suggest that bisexual women respond to visual stimuli more like gay men than straight women.
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Feb 10, 2016 13:00
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My friend and his girlfriemd got fully naked walkimg home from thr bar at like 2pm in the afternoon. I was with them and just had a tshirt on like the dude in the pic. Anyway the cops came round our housr layer and said wed be sex iffenders if we did it again. Im pretty sure it was me wearimg a tshirt thay caused the problem
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Feb 10, 2016 13:01
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Isaac posted:My friend and his girlfriemd got fully naked walkimg home from thr bar at like 2pm in the afternoon. I was with them and just had a tshirt on like the dude in the pic. Man, they throw "sex offender" around too liberally, imo. It should be reserved for really serious crimes that actually have something to do with sex, not just like, public nudity. How much would it suck to have to introduce yourself to all your neighbors as a sex offender because you got caught pissing behind a dumpster, but you get shunned as if you were a rapist or something? Not fair, imo.
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Feb 10, 2016 13:04
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Applewhite posted:How much would it suck to have to introduce yourself to all your neighbors as a sex offender because you got caught pissing behind a dumpster, but you get shunned as if you were a rapist or something? Not fair, imo. i know a person who this happened to. charged with a sex crime for drunk outside peeing. it isn't me, i swear.
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Feb 10, 2016 13:31
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A misanthrope posted:drunk outside peeing A good name for a poster to have.
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Feb 10, 2016 13:49
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The australian federal police hassled me for pissing in the mcdonalds drivethrough once
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Feb 10, 2016 13:53
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The AFP are the national police and go overseas to police small island nation. They resentfully jave to police the small city capital as well. As long as you promise you will go home and stop drinking in the city they will let you off for anuthing
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Feb 10, 2016 13:56
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women walk like this men walk like this
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Feb 10, 2016 13:57
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Nation of goddamn criminals
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Feb 10, 2016 13:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Men: self-contained, autonomous forreal if they could maybe plug some of those holes and quit leaking everywhere women might one day be as cool and good as men
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Feb 10, 2016 14:13
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Applewhite posted:Women are into cock and balls in pretty much the same way men are into vaginas. They have opinions about how they should be, and appreciate a nice one, but it's not usually their go-to part to ogle. its butts in my experience butts and back/shoulders
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Feb 10, 2016 14:15
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What do yoi tell a woman with two black holes? Nothing. This situation is freaking me out and time and space are becoming Very Weird
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Feb 10, 2016 14:16
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A woman should be struck regularly, like a gong.
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Feb 10, 2016 14:16
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Robo Reagan posted:its butts in my experience I didn't list butts as the allegory to boobs because butts are already allegorical to butts, imo. Like, no matter what sex or orientation you are, a hot butt is a hot butt. RE: Back/shoulders: how hot is a well-developed set of trapezius muscles amirite? 
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Feb 10, 2016 14:21
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Now im a hard working farm boy my gollum figure has developed small pecs. Will women havesex with me now
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Feb 10, 2016 14:21
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Isaac posted:Now im a hard working farm boy my gollum figure has developed small pecs. Will women havesex with me now No you need big pecs. Keep working.
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Feb 10, 2016 14:23
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Linda knows what's up!
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Feb 10, 2016 14:27
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Im gonna go back to being scrawny and hair like the guy from the cure. Its just as good fir having sex and much less work
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Feb 10, 2016 14:27
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I stay the same age but my girlfriends keep getting older!
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Feb 10, 2016 14:33
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Maybe its some fuckshittery with the black holes
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Feb 10, 2016 14:34
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The Whole Internet posted:i think you need to go look up the definition of bisexual look at how loving wrong you are my god Nathilus posted:You're just really poo poo at being bi I guess. Some bi's do in fact worship the cock. i didn't say i don't worship a nice cock but all things being equal women are more aesthetically pleasing Brosnan posted:Seriously this is the dumbest wrongest post in history Robot Made of Meat posted:The sheer volume of wrong in your post is overwhelming. lmao
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Feb 10, 2016 17:45
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Gotta go with the weird bi dude here. All things being equal an average woman is a lot more pleasing to the eye than the average man who either looks like Larry the Cable guy or a skinned bear. Eliminating statistical outliers; gays and women are mentally ill for having anything to do with the average man
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Feb 10, 2016 18:10
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i could look at naked woman all day, infact sometimes i do.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:12
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Gotta go with the weird bi dude here. the average woman looks like lena dunham, but with blue hair and fatter. don't feel sorry for them for hanging out with larry the cable guy, they're getting what they deserve. (i am also bi and fishion is a crazy person) Bodyholes fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 18:16
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i'd still rather look at a naked lena dunham than a naked larry the cable guy women just have the flowing curves and lines that men don't, sorry.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:18
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FishionMailed posted:i'd still rather look at a naked lena dunham than a naked larry the cable guy it's okay. just understand that's your taste and not everyone agrees. also apple computers are ugly, hth
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Feb 10, 2016 18:21
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Mental-Rectangle posted:it's okay. just understand that's your taste and not everyone agrees. also apple computers are ugly, hth no poo poo lol not everyone is in the same spot on the kinsey scale that said when most of the world thinks Apple computers are at the very least more aesthetically pleasing than the competition then there's probably something to it I'm saying all things being equal, IE if you prefer cocks and vaginas equally, women are generally better looking. They take care of themselves more, they groom themselves more, they give more of a poo poo about not having acne all over their rear end, etc.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:24
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uh having acne on your rear end is not a normal thing dude, you might wanna get that checked out
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Feb 10, 2016 18:29
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Mods, please make a "cock crazed vampires" gang tag. Ty
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Feb 10, 2016 18:44
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FishionMailed posted:no poo poo lol not everyone is in the same spot on the kinsey scale I feel like everyone else in the thread is in on a joke that you're not really getting.
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Feb 10, 2016 19:18
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no i think you're just covering your tracks
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Feb 10, 2016 19:36
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dad gay. so what posted:here is how i remember the main difference more like infernal tagina lmao
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Feb 10, 2016 19:39
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frenton posted:buzzfeed asks men the important questions like "how does it feel to get kicked in the balls?" and "why don't you scold your friends for making fun of me?" I watched all of this 
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Feb 10, 2016 20:13
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Son of Rodney posted:as a fremenist, kill all harkonnen 
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Feb 10, 2016 20:23
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FishionMailed posted:about spit? sure. Gross
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The Whole Internet posted:i think you need to go look up the definition of bisexual Ew
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