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Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Fun Shoe
Jughead is asexual now.



It really frees him up to eat garbage food in peace without unplanned boners.



sorry ladies



you too fellas don't even try and what are you doing there jughead yeesh

are crowns the new asexual fashion trend of the future? only time will tell

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Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Jugheads a good role model imo

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I didn't know they made those comics still

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Wish I had a cool nickname like jughead

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
The Punisher took his fuckin cock & balls with a Bowie knife

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
I thought Jughead ate burgers.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Jughead has always been asexual you Riverdale Noob why do you think he's been turning down that Big Ethel trim for like fifty years

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

he's clearly burgersexual

just like me

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
definitely gonna go down on a burger today


for jughead

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

My mother's name is jughead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NamC1k5ReZ4&t=20s

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

very much would like to gently caress dat burg

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Classic Jughead

Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Fun Shoe


he may seem happy but inside he is screaming

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i thought he was gay??

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Yodzilla posted:

Jughead has always been asexual you Riverdale Noob why do you think he's been turning down that Big Ethel trim for like fifty years
He's afraid of those giant buck teeth going anywhere near his dong.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

sugar free jazz posted:

Wish I had a cool nickname like jughead

I have read Archie's since I was a kid, I cannot remember how Jughead got the name. So either they never said or Archie comics are secretly bad

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Cantaloupe posted:

I didn't know they made those comics still

I learned a lot from the Archie megathread in BSS, including that they had a series of comics where Jughead got to be a time traveler and he accidently become a legend in the towns history.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I thought Jughead ate burgers.

no he fucks them

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

what i wanna know is why is he an anime

Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

no he fucks them

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

HAmbONE posted:

I have read Archie's since I was a kid, I cannot remember how Jughead got the name. So either they never said or Archie comics are secretly bad

This made me curious and so I looked it up, and apparently it actually does have an origin...





...in this crappy new-age era of comic that the op posted. Of course they made jughead a bullied and tortured soul. of course they did.

good news though it's not given an origin in the non-anime comics apparently.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Fun Shoe
that black man should be ashamed of himself

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

classic archie!!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
actually never read archie , is it good?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Ahundredbux posted:

actually never read archie , is it good?

hell no

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Ahundredbux posted:

actually never read archie , is it good?

Except for the insane stuff that occasionally happens, no not really, which is unfortunate

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

We don't talk business at the jugghouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn_AqO0uQdc

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

I own this comic. I also have a Reggie #18. That's all my Archie related poo poo.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
i've never read an archie but it's funny that the holdout 50s-values comicbook that's probably only read by old people has been leaning further and further left for seemingly no reason the past decade or so

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





CJacobs posted:

This made me curious and so I looked it up, and apparently it actually does have an origin...





...in this crappy new-age era of comic that the op posted. Of course they made jughead a bullied and tortured soul. of course they did.

good news though it's not given an origin in the non-anime comics apparently.

so his nickname jughead is really just a lifelong reminder of how his stupid rich father lost all their money and how he's been bullied and tortured for his stupid dad's actions and his smug young rich poo poo self

drat that's pretty mean of archie and his other "friends" to continue mocking him like that. poor guy has no real friends since everyone still makes fun of him into college or whatever.

Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Fun Shoe

Aesop Poprock posted:

i've never read an archie but it's funny that the holdout 50s-values comicbook that's probably only read by old people has been leaning further and further left for seemingly no reason the past decade or so

reminder that a recent iteration of archie died taking a bullet meant to assassinate a gay politician

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CJacobs posted:

This made me curious and so I looked it up, and apparently it actually does have an origin...





...in this crappy new-age era of comic that the op posted. Of course they made jughead a bullied and tortured soul. of course they did.

good news though it's not given an origin in the non-anime comics apparently.

maybe if he didnt block up the bottom of the slide like an rear end in a top hat kids would be nicer to him

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

how about you shut youre fuckin whore mouth up bitch

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

comic in op is wrong. jughead want gently caress

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton King posted:

how about you shut youre fuckin whore mouth up bitch

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Does Archie still have his jalopy?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Cowman posted:

so his nickname jughead is really just a lifelong reminder of how his stupid rich father lost all their money and how he's been bullied and tortured for his stupid dad's actions and his smug young rich poo poo self

drat that's pretty mean of archie and his other "friends" to continue mocking him like that. poor guy has no real friends since everyone still makes fun of him into college or whatever.

this is almost as bad as that time a Spider-Man comic revealed that "Flash" Thompson got his nickname in high school because of his propensity for premature ejaculation.

that isn't a joke. i'm not that funny. look it up. to add insult to injury, this was all revealed during a flashback Flash was having as he lay in a hospital bed with both his legs blown off from his army tour in Iraq

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

HAmbONE posted:

I have read Archie's since I was a kid, I cannot remember how Jughead got the name. So either they never said or Archie comics are secretly bad

He likes jugs

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