|
*buys $900 ultrathin iPhone. Puts it in $60, inch thick otterbox because it costs $300 to fix cracked screen*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 08:00 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:55 |
|
ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:*is super happy with my MacBook Pro, iPhone, and iPad Air* *one year later, they're all breaking down thanks to bad hardware and apple denies the warranty claim*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 09:40 |
|
*has device deliberately crippled to the point of non-usability by mandatory software updates on a device made with $400 of precious metals* WELP TIME TO TOSS THIS OUT FOR THE NEXT BIG THING *drives to apple store in nissan leaf, sucks off 20 guys in the bathroom*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 09:53 |
|
just got done doin' a sex
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 10:49 |
|
canyoneer posted:*buys $900 ultrathin iPhone. Puts it in $60, inch thick otterbox because it costs $300 to fix cracked screen* They just started bricking phones that aren't repaired by them lol To stay on topic : *Needs USB hub to plug in two devices* Also *perfectly acceptable iphone thickness for some reason now cut in half* *has half the battery life now*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:06 |
|
* uses third party repair service * gets error 52 bricked as a punishment with the next update
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:17 |
|
The Gillman posted:*just wants to use the devices he likes* No, we're being users of Apple products.
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:20 |
|
*doesn't care about operating systems/hardware specs/value as long as it looks nice and does what is needed* *is good looking* *is a regular sex haver* *makes more money than you*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:23 |
|
crabcakes66 posted:*doesn't care about operating systems/hardware specs/value as long as it looks nice and does what is needed* *Or even if it doesn't* *in a douchey way* *with other men* *still lives like a poor person because bulk of paycheck goes to buying status symbols*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:30 |
|
*is responsible for throwing off every single conference schedule because I forgot my "dongle" and/or can't figure out how to display the presentation on the projector*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:34 |
|
*goes outside frequently* *exercises* *smells nice*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:34 |
|
*uses Mac to share photos of one year trip around the world with real life black and Chinese friends*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:47 |
|
I don't know what I'm going to do when my iPod Classic's no longer repairable, but the fact that it's still working perfectly tells me all I need to know about why Apple no longer sells them. Apple's whole set-up for elegant, simple product design actually peaked with the click-wheel iPod, IMO. They've been riding the wave of "dumbing down tech for the 'average' user" since day one.
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 13:16 |
|
*installs windows*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 13:36 |
*is a 4 year old, demands anger birds*
|
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 13:38 |
|
Naerasa posted:Macs reboot fast enough now that I give that pinwheel like five seconds before saying 'welp gently caress it' and rebooting. Everything auto-saves anyway so who gives a poo poo? You flat out missed the point. well done I guess
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 14:02 |
|
*has access to the best apps* *looks cool* *isnt stupid* *rubs cold brushed metals all over naked body*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 14:04 |
|
*has to use one at work and it's a loving nightmare to actually do anything vaguely complex*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 14:04 |
|
Return Of JimmyJars posted:*has device deliberately crippled to the point of non-usability by mandatory software updates on a device made with $400 of precious metals* This makes me stomping mad but to be fair Android does the same exact poo poo. my phone ran great when I bought it and then 2 updates later and it lags just navigating the home screens. Did a factory reset to make sure it wasn't an issue on my end but nope lol. also lol at that error 53 poo poo idk what the gently caress those idiots were thinking but even if they win the class action lawsuit that is going to hit them any day now they're still going to lose tons of good will FishionMailed fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Feb 10, 2016 |
# ? Feb 10, 2016 17:39 |
|
Melmac posted:They just started bricking phones that aren't repaired by them lol For the next iphone they will be getting red of the headphone jack
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 17:48 |
|
*vapes* (probably)
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 17:58 |
|
etalian posted:For the next iphone they will be getting red of the headphone jack lol I'm gonna short APPL
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:07 |
|
"no headphone jack? It's okay I'll just buy more peripherals from you! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" idk why people are getting so up in arms about this, i bought a $900 phone and now all I need to make it work with my headphones is a separate adapter and clip! also lol you loving know Apple is going to charge more than $15 for such a thing. geez just buy bluetooth headphones anyway it's not like they're expensive anymore!!! What do you mean you snowboard for hours on end and you don't want to dick around with charging headphones or using heavy batteries?!
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:15 |
|
*poo poo finaly works without forced butthole updates every secound and failing batteries*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:18 |
|
Hey everyone, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:19 |
|
*poo poo-talks Intel* (Apple switches from Motorola -> Intel for their desktop chips) *furiously masturbates to Intel, pretends Motorola doesn't exist*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:22 |
|
Pawl posted:Hey everyone, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt Hahhahaha. Love that one.
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:38 |
|
Skinny King Pimp posted:what even stats programs do you people use? Depends on the prof. we have one that uses TSP/GiveWin. Then we have Gams, Gauss, SPSS, SAS, limdep, NLogit, STATA, and R (which I think is the only one that runs on mac).
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:15 |
|
*holds memorial service for executive they have never met*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:20 |
|
Dinosaurmageddon posted:Apple's whole set-up for elegant, simple product design actually peaked with the click-wheel iPod, IMO. They've been riding the wave of "dumbing down tech for the 'average' user" since day one. amen, a blind man can use those. these lovely touch screens with no indication as to what button you're pressing are trash
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:53 |
|
" I love garageband, it's really helped me grow as an artist" *strums G Em C D*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:55 |
|
*enthusiastically and sincerely loves marketing*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:56 |
|
*listens to the free itunes U2 album on repeat because it's the voice of our generation*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:58 |
|
FishionMailed posted:"no headphone jack? It's okay I'll just buy more peripherals from you! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" LOL at that second guy. 'If only apple started using USB c so they could start a trend and we could use our headset on any device we want!' Oh, you mean like a 3.5mm headphone jack?
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:14 |
|
*is told to click on start button* What?
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:38 |
|
*buys 4000 dollar tower that doesn't include a monitor, mouse, keyboard, or DVD drive.* *has option to buy 100 dollar superdrive peripheral that isn't super enough to do bluray*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:40 |
|
*is everybody who is cool and admittedly some not so cool people but whatever*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:47 |
|
Lot of jealous poors itt Posted from my iPad
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:53 |
|
ProperCoochie posted:" I love garageband, it's really helped me grow as an artist" *indie chick instantly recognizes "In the Aeroplane over the Sea," commences fellatio*
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:38 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:55 |
|
beedeebee posted:LOL at that second guy. 'If only apple started using USB c so they could start a trend and we could use our headset on any device we want!' Why does the phone need to be that goddamn thin for anyway? The loving iPhone 6 is already so thin that the camera sticks out so the drat phone wobbles on your table. Apple "bucking the trend" when they used their own connector for charging was acceptable back in the iPhone 1 days when every stupid company used their own cable for charging; and even when USB was becoming standard some used mini and some used micro. So while annoying, it wasn't the end of the world. But getting rid of the loving headphone jack?? An audio standard from before most of us were born? hahahaha
|
# ? Feb 10, 2016 22:16 |