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Melmac posted:Why does the phone need to be that goddamn thin for anyway? The loving iPhone 6 is already so thin that the camera sticks out so the drat phone wobbles on your table. you guys aren't staying in character 
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scott zoloft posted:*buys 4000 dollar tower that doesn't include a monitor, mouse, keyboard, or DVD drive.* bbbbbut its a bag of hurt!!!!1 *downloads suspicious software just to watch protected blurays on my mac* - me irl
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Feb 10, 2016 22:27
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*Didn't buy the apple protection plan, has to pay $40 for tech support just to be told to plug in computer* - The above is the only call I remember for the 2 weeks I did apple support before I quit
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Feb 10, 2016 22:28
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I pay Apple monthly and they just give me a brand new phone every year! How sick is that???????
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Feb 10, 2016 22:29
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Melmac posted:Why does the phone need to be that goddamn thin for anyway? The loving iPhone 6 is already so thin that the camera sticks out so the drat phone wobbles on your table. If youre not using apple earbuds or beats youre not hearing the music the way steve wanted you to
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Feb 10, 2016 22:39
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*cannot read gmail on state of the art smart phone because of imap error*
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Feb 10, 2016 22:42
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Pocket Billiards posted:*cannot read gmail on state of the art smart phone because of imap error* That's googles fault have you tried switching to yiur apple mail?
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Feb 10, 2016 22:44
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Parallax Scroll posted:you guys aren't staying in character sorry! *tries to plug in headphones, fails*
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Feb 10, 2016 22:52
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*farts continuously because of the bad IBS that's been conclusively linked to apple products*
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Feb 10, 2016 22:58
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Feb 10, 2016 23:02
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*Eagerly awaits the next game to be released on Mac which may be months or years "
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Feb 10, 2016 23:06
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*forages in undergrowth for grubs and beetles*
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Feb 10, 2016 23:14
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*sees keyboard with separate delete and backspace keys, becomes confused*
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Feb 10, 2016 23:22
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*Eats oats from feedbag attached to face*
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Feb 10, 2016 23:30
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Melmac posted:Why does the phone need to be that goddamn thin for anyway? "why would you ever need a phone that you didn't have to plug in? 
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Feb 10, 2016 23:32
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western electric phones had better styling
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Feb 10, 2016 23:43
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*texts his drug dealer with the uncrackable security of iMessage*
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Feb 11, 2016 00:24
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logical phalluses posted:lol excellent troll
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Feb 11, 2016 00:50
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logical phalluses posted:lol why not have both? 
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Feb 11, 2016 01:02
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Mange Mite posted:That's googles fault have you tried switching to yiur apple mail? If I wanted to compromise and blame other people for things being poo poo I'd use linux.
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Feb 11, 2016 01:20
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Apple moves from PowerPC to Intel architecture, meaning a poo poo load of old DOS games no longer work. *Posts gently caress YOU <game company> FOR NOT UPDATING YOUR 20 YEAR OLD GAMES in game company forums*
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Feb 11, 2016 01:43
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*doesnt reply to a tinder date when the texts are green*
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Feb 11, 2016 01:55
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Still having fun with my iPad. I guess if I was suddenly plunged into poverty I'd prefer an android. Are apple products unaffordable to Americans or something?
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Feb 11, 2016 01:58
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no they're just bad if you know even one thing about computers and money
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Feb 11, 2016 02:22
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The White Dragon posted:no they're just bad if you know even one thing about computers and money This is always said by people who think they know things about computers but don't. Aka "the kid from down the street who is good with computers" who fucks everything up.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:28
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theperminator posted:This is always said by people who think they know things about computers but don't. Aka "the kid from down the street who is good with computers" who fucks everything up. Yeah but this is always said by people one step above those kids, I am a step above yet and I think Apple sux
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Feb 11, 2016 02:30
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the 5 best video games of all time are marathon, marathon 2, and escape velocity. will update the list as soon as i have played 2 more games
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Feb 11, 2016 02:32
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As an apple user I *stream of diarrhea explodes out of mouth, coating everyone in the room*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:42
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*has a penis smaller than an iPod Nano*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:43
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*uses a 2011 Macbook Pro in 2016 with only repair being a battery change. Doubts a PC laptop would last half as long*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:45
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*Refers to self as audiophile* *Every FLAC is converted to 128kbps AAC before being listened to*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:47
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*Facetimes with wife while jerking off as she has sex with a hobo*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:49
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*is, ironically, allergic to actual apples. Just the skins, technically*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:50
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Just the skin
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Feb 11, 2016 02:55
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*Smashes screen* *Has replacement done at 3rd party repair shop, due to being out of the country.* *iOS update hard bricks device.*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:55
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*carries heavy rear end all aluminum computer 4 blocks to Apple Store in lovely outdoor mall* *pays full original retail price to replace a broken graphics card that was released 3 years prior, 2-3 seasons behind its PC contemporary* *price is $324* - me at the Apple Store with my 2008 Mac Pro *buys better PC graphics card for literally half price as Mac equivalent and flashes Mac rom onto card* *installs windows* Future post: *cant charge phone and listen to music at the same time*
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Feb 11, 2016 03:05
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*subscribes to the belief that apple products don't get virus' because they don't know how computers work* *gets a virus*
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Feb 11, 2016 03:06
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*eats bowl of ipod nanos as breakfast cereal* *farts music all day*
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Feb 11, 2016 03:11
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Sagan posted:*subscribes to
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*glowing, beachball-sized, dodecahedral head is constantly getting stuck in doorways. Personal electromagnetic field disrupts the flight patterns of birds*
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