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I really enjoy the vibrate feature on my iphone6 and its slim contouring allows it to fit almost anywhere.
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I love how my imac has only one button on the mouse which is all I need to click the only app on my desktop.
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Feb 9, 2016 20:50
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Naerasa posted:*has never seen a computer bluescreen, is not worse off for the lack of experience* Has, however, watched the little loading wheel spin for over fifteen minutes before giving up and force-restarting computer.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:04
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ProperCoochie posted:If I could teleport myself to any moment or time in history, it'd be to that board meeting at that Apple factory in China where it was noted that the working conditions were so awful, people were killing themselves, and the solution was reached not to improve the factory or workers lives or some such, but to use the time, money, planning, and effort to install nets that blocked the workers from jumping out the windows. tbf this sounds more like a China problem than an Apple problem.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:14
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*is probably a homosexual* There I said it.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:19
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A lot of people think the apple logo is an apple with a bite out of it, but it's actually the profile view of a man's buttocks as he bends over. The "bite" is his anus.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:48
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Dogstoyevsky posted:*can boot second partition into Windows 10 anyway so who gives a poo poo* No you see macs are good because they can run windows.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:52
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Varg posted:*buys a macbook because it's totally necessary for video and picture editing* You know I always hear this about Macs but I've never had any difficulty editing pictures or video on my windows machine and can't imagine how it would be "better" on a Mac (faster, higher resolution, finer degree of control?). Are there certain, ultra top of the line programs that are exclusive to Macs or what?
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Feb 9, 2016 22:27
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eric posted:i'm getting cucked No but seriously the partners of self identifying "apple users" are probably cheating on them.
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Feb 9, 2016 22:36
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The Gillman posted:*just wants to use the devices he likes* No, we're being users of Apple products.
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Feb 10, 2016 12:20
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crabcakes66 posted:*doesn't care about operating systems/hardware specs/value as long as it looks nice and does what is needed* *Or even if it doesn't* *in a douchey way* *with other men* *still lives like a poor person because bulk of paycheck goes to buying status symbols*
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Feb 10, 2016 12:30
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*farts continuously because of the bad IBS that's been conclusively linked to apple products*
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Feb 10, 2016 22:58
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*forages in undergrowth for grubs and beetles*
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Feb 10, 2016 23:14
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*Eats oats from feedbag attached to face*
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Feb 10, 2016 23:30
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As an apple user I *stream of diarrhea explodes out of mouth, coating everyone in the room*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:42
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*has a penis smaller than an iPod Nano*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:43
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*is, ironically, allergic to actual apples. Just the skins, technically*
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Feb 11, 2016 02:50
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*eats bowl of ipod nanos as breakfast cereal* *farts music all day*
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Feb 11, 2016 03:11
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*glowing, beachball-sized, dodecahedral head is constantly getting stuck in doorways. Personal electromagnetic field disrupts the flight patterns of birds*
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Feb 11, 2016 03:24
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*has never given a woman an orgasm*
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Feb 11, 2016 12:34
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*gets flushed down the toilet*
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