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I swear my r key does work. >Bounce from pillowy rear end to pneumatic boobs.
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VendaGoat posted:>Cushion fall by landing on you capacious rear end.  You make a soft landing thanks to your capacious rear end. You take 0 damage, even though that was at least a 25 foot drop. There is light down here thanks to a torch.
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>Quickly check inventory if we clipped any new items into our body
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>check breasts
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Marlamaid Swordhand posted:>Quickly check inventory if we clipped any new items into our body  Judging by the stabbing pain back there, you just clipped your Choco Bar into your butthole!.
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> get torch and hold it in your rack
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> get torch > get butt-star for use as a shuriken
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FishionMailed posted:>save game Game saved CaptainSarcastic posted:> get butt-star for use as a shuriken  You snatch the star shaped symbol of pain out of the air and add it to your inventory Hogge Wild posted:> get torch and hold it in your rack  You grab the torch off the wall and stuff it between your boobs. The fire on the torch is very hot. You feel your face burning.  You have died from your face burning off. Restarting at last saved game. 
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CaptainSarcastic posted:> get butt-star for use as a shuriken >Do a cartwheel right.
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> get butt shuriken > taunt torch > sneak right
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Gonna pause for tonight as I'm finally off. We'll pick this up tomorrow.
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When we do, let's continue with the following command: >Attempt to poo poo out chocolate bar 
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I hope the artifact is something stupid like a jar of sweet sassy molassy!
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>Repeatedly poke butt and gather the many stars for future use
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Feb 10, 2016 01:09
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naem posted:>Repeatedly poke butt and gather the many stars for future use >Shoot own rear end
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> eat grue (if you can't find a grue turn off torch until you find one)
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Applewhite posted:Gonna pause for tonight as I'm finally off. We'll pick this up tomorrow. > get back to work applewhite
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> retrieve iphone from bra pocket and call applewhite
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>screw this poo poo, go home and play video games.
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shoot the torch for its insolence
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Putty posted:switch to the butler who is locked in the fridge back home  You are now Butler O'Moustache, Ms. McPawg's faithful butler. You are in a real pickle here!
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>Turn on roguelike mode >Use the fridge as a toilet..
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put peas in his p hole then shoot them out with a powerful burst of air from his kegel trained prostate breaking the locking mechanism and freeing him from the fridge
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Feb 10, 2016 15:12
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>say "peas open the door"
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>Wonder how you got the job after failing college but not enough for a full kicking out. Just academic probation in clown college. But butler college worked out in the end.
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Dr Cheeto posted:>say "peas open the door"
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Dr Cheeto posted:>say "peas open the door"
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Dr Cheeto posted:>say "peas open the door"
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>check inventory >eat the choco bar that you undoubtedly have in order to escape the fridge
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Dr Cheeto posted:>say "peas open the door"  In your desperation, you speak the safety phrase you arranged with your mistress beforehand. You know she'll scold you afterwards for being a pussy bitch, but you're well past caring.  The safety phrase activates a trapdoor in the bottom of the fridge! Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  You zoom down some kind of long chute into a chamber deep beneath the manor.  And arrive at the bottom, dressed and ready for action! You seem to be in some kind of secret base.
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>have relations with a wizard
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>Make out with mistress in a very kinky manner, skull included
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Feb 10, 2016 16:40
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>stuff pants full of peas to simulate pawg
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Get on Pawg's computer and download all of those delightful free programs that the websites are always advertising. Accept some free offers while you're at it. She will appreciate your thriftiness and shrewd consumerism.
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Feb 10, 2016 17:40
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ShaqDiesel posted:>stuff pants full of peas to simulate pawg do this then put the two guns in your shirt to make gun tits
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Why is the bulter Drag Queen Hitler? Clearly the peas we were referring to was "peas for our time"
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>get to buttling buttler
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