your little "win" moments of the day

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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i took a huge smelly dump at work and as i was leaving the bathroom the janitor lady was just walking in with her cleaning cart. bon appetit, reald-o! :shobon:

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

oops i should have mentioned the point of this thread is to post about great things that happened to you today unexpectedly but honestly i don't expect anyone to top mine

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:33

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

I was gonna talk about getting extra change back at dunks but honestly jerry it just don't compete

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:35

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

i was fueling up some gennys and i spilled a bunch of gas on myself then went to get lunch and stood in line with a bunch of tight pant millenial office workers and they had to smell my gas stink... WIN

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:36

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

i posted in gbs

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:36

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Broenheim posted:

i posted in gbs

nice

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:37

Ziptar: Aug 13, 2015

Broenheim posted:

i posted in gbs

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:38

www: Aug 4, 2010

cracked open a beer

edit: this morning

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:38

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Farted on the cat

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:39

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Girlfriend brought me lunch

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:39

Auto Level Yoshi: Aug 14, 2008

The moment I no longer had to wear pants

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:40

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I woke up this morning feeling pretty good, which was surprising because I spent all night drinking rum and cokes and tooting a couple of lines and had to get up at 6 am.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:40

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Pope Mobile posted:

Farted on the cat

me-ouch! haha

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:40

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

This morning I only looked at my shotgun instead of putting it in my lap and pointing it at my head.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:41

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i took a huge smelly dump at work and as i was leaving the bathroom the janitor lady was just walking in with her cleaning cart. bon appetit, reald-o!

You're an enemy of the people and must be liquidated.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:43

Chairman Wao: Mar 5, 2013; go star

Sent a fax and it went through

# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Farted and dint poo poo my pants

# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:08

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

finally got to be on the good side of the glory hole

# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:10

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

I was able to survive a vicious bee attack when two bees came inside my car and went after my apple. I was all gently caress you, bees and ran away. Eventually they left and I raised my windows lest they should try to regroup.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:11

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

farted and no poop came out

# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:13

ChickenWyngz: Apr 3, 2015; Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

Cried in the toilet for 45 minutes while our Crm system was down

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:35

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

PUlling up the GBS forum and seeing a new Jerry Mumphrey/Social Vegan/Enfield thread

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:37

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

i was able to saw and bust a rick of wood without killing or hurting myself today

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:41

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

grabbed tissue and held over cockhole just in time for the spurt sigh no dribble either

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:45

jhorphear: Apr 24, 2013; Ask me about telling people not to change my avatar

ChickenWyngz posted:

Cried in the toilet for 45 minutes while our Crm system was down

same, but it was voicemail.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:45

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I had just finished calibrating the oxygenates on our gc monday and this morning a colleague/friend was having trouble sorting his peaks out so he asked me for help. I brought over my notes from monday and we got everything working in a couple mins and he was super thankful. Not a bad way to start a wednesday.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:45

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

lots of toilet/fart/poop stuff. good work

Daedra posted:

i was able to saw and bust a rick of wood without killing or hurting myself today

wtf des this mean? your friend rick was turned into wood? like by a wizard's curse?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:48

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

rick = richard = dick

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:49

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

ohhhh that makes sense. yeah wooden dicks are no joke so good job not hurting yourself op

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:50

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i had 2 moscow mules and i peed on a bug

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:52

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

lots of toilet/fart/poop stuff. good work

wtf des this mean? your friend rick was turned into wood? like by a wizard's curse?

A terrible curse

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:54

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

On my way to work this morning a bunch of squirrels came out of nowhere and I couldn't at all avoid hitting them. I felt so bad. I have always loved squirrels - my mom called me "белочка" until I was 20 - that's Russian for squirrel! It turned into a "win" when I got out of the car and noticed it was just a family of my neighbors and not squirrels.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 21:58