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hahahahaha that's never going to happen because that fat sack of poo poo got 6th in new hampshire, defeated by such luminaries as ted "i will enforce my twisted dominionist views on the country" cruz and marco "that robot" rubio that cockswarming assmaster wanted to bring the hammer down on colorado and other cool weed states so gently caress christie i hope he gets in a fat furry sex scandal and leaves the new jersey governorship in disgrace
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:21 |
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"My first act as President of The United States is to close the shittiest Something Awful thread available. I have my top men on this, and so far we are hearing reports that the thread is titled "itt its chris christie's first day in the oval office". Please do not be alarmed. This will be handled swiftly and with justice."
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:24 |
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I'm gonna eat this whole footlong sub
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:25 |
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lotsa care about politics itt *farts*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:25 |
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Lol if you think it matters who gets elected president.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:26 |
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*chris christie looks at the monitor on the oval office desk, squinting at the small typeface. he turns his massive head, straining at the effort* "What the gently caress is a firefox?" He asks to no one in particular.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:28 |
*breaks presidential toilet*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:29 |
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After a year of watching the heads in legal states disappear up their own assholes even going so far as to passive aggressively disdain the smoking of the flower in it's unadulterated form and becoming more and more like wine snobs I'm kind of onboard with crisco but that's petty and vindictive to be sure
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:30 |
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he said he was going to punch the russian president, Vladamir Putin in the face... so i assuming that will be first...
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:30 |
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why is the smiley man eating fire ants
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:32 |
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Christie's biggest beef with the NSA is that they don't do more he's really a sack of poo poo
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:33 |
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as a kid i used to capture fire ants with leaves and stuff and set them free on smaller ant hills then watch these tiny black ants murder the bitch like it's a Tarantino film
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:34 |
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On his first day of office he set the record for the most ben's chili dogs consumed in one sitting! We picked a winner!
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:37 |
When I was a little kid I went pheasant hunting with my granddad and stood on a fire ant nest. That's my Chris Christie story.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:38 |
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That Robot posted:i hope he gets in a fat furry sex scandal and leaves the new jersey governorship in disgrace I might be able to arrange something
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:40 |
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They call it the oval office because he's round like oval
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:41 |
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Calls up Marco Rubio and yells "SUCK IT" into the phone. Renames inauguration day as National Suck It Marco Rubio Day by executive order
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:44 |
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"Do I smell... cheesecake?"
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:46 |
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And in a strange twist of news today, the entire Presidential culinary staff quit, upon hearing that Chris Christie was announced the winner of the 2016 Presidential Elections.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:48 |
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*office becomes much more oval*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:48 |
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* gets fitted for the puppet strings *
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:52 |
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*Eats a cheese steak and shits himself while seated behind the desk in the Oval Office* *Over the course of four years gains 500lbs.*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:54 |
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The Oval Office is the name for his dad's right testicle, right?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:55 |
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just noticed rubio lkooks like jack johonson from that futurama joke
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:55 |
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Orkin Mang posted:*office becomes much more oval*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:57 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:* gets fitted for the puppet strings * *puppetmasters have to use steel girders instead*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:59 |
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chris christie is a fat republican lawyer of new jersey somehow lol how did that happen, he'd never be president!
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:13 |
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Day 39: The Secret Service rushes into the Oval Office to find a hideous mound of skin and fat piled behind the Resolute Desk, unable to move or speak aside from haunting, gurgling moans.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:22 |
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*gorges on bowl of raw intestines using only face* dont interrupt the feeding or he'll cleave you in half and suck the marrow out your bones
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:27 |
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What will they call the presidential hoverround that hauls his rear end around? Tapanzee Butte?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:32 |
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i'd relive my glory days by calling rubio and roasting him daily
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:33 |
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Roargasm posted:i'd relive my glory days by calling the colonel and roasting chickens daily
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:35 |
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he's fat in a weird way, like he looks unnatural
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:36 |
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Partycat posted:What will they call the presidential hoverround that hauls his rear end around? AssForce 1
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:38 |
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Much like another famous Chris, he's going to end up in a van down by the river
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:42 |
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*shoves pizza in mouth*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:45 |
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His inaugural address contains the phrase "As a former federal prosecutor," a record 47 times.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 13:50 |
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"Oh God! Bring the plunger, BRING THE PLUNGER QUICK!"
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 14:00 |
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*wakes up* oh it was all a dream
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 14:02 |
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Chinatown posted:lotsa care about politics itt Well said, that man.
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