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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I want to watch Inside Amy Schumer and see how my wiener feels about it, but im afraid that somebody will walk in on me watching it or having fallen asleep watching it.

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curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
im inside ur mom

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Just lock the gd door, OP

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot

curious lump posted:

im inside ur mom

drat; savage

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





FAT, UGLY, UNFUNNY and OVER-HYPED the OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pawn 17 posted:

FAT, UGLY, UNFUNNY and OVER-HYPED the OP

Haha, I totally thought you were talking about Amy Shoomocker there for a second.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Welcome to Amy Schumer

Where the jokes are all stolen

And that doesn't seem to matter

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Pawn 17 posted:

FAT, UGLY, UNFUNNY and OVER-HYPED the OP

:captainpop:

OP's gonna need to go to the ER after that sick burn.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
watch it under a blanket
same as masturbating in a common room or on the subway

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is that the slut jokes lady? :shrug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Kingfish posted:

I want to watch Inside Amy Schumer and see how my wiener feels about it, but im afraid that somebody will walk in on me watching it or having fallen asleep watching it.

why do you care what other people think? it doesnt matter. nothing matters.

Swarthy_Foreskin
Apr 17, 2003

You want to put a knife in me. Look me in the eyes. See what's going on in there while you turn it.
Nap Ghost
Here's a video with butts in it http://youtu.be/HeiSx5MNDvg

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Inside Amy schumer is a pretty good show. Her standup is ok but her latest special wasn't great. She's a tad overexposed these days but her sketch show can be very good.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


You guys should all torrent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Election Special it was super funny.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

She steals jokes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

She steals jokes

Just got done watching Tosh as well?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i liked her before she was popular...

and this:

A misanthrope posted:

why do you care what other people think? it doesnt matter. nothing matters.


Puppy Galaxy posted:

Inside Amy schumer is a pretty good show. Her standup is ok but her latest special wasn't great. She's a tad overexposed these days but her sketch show can be very good.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

most of her jokes are about having sex and then she says for reals i never have sex i don't really like it

it's pretty confusing tbh

can't we get some comediennes who do like sex up in here

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

chaosbreather posted:

most of her jokes are about having sex and then she says for reals i never have sex i don't really like it

it's pretty confusing tbh

can't we get some comediennes who do like sex up in here

bill_hicks_goatboy.avi

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

VendaGoat posted:

Just got done watching Tosh as well?

I Don't understand your reference

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Amy Schumer - a lady who tells jokes about being a lady. For money!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i want to be able to queef and then tell a comedy story a bout when it happened and get lots of moolah from it

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
She has one of those faces that makes me not want to look at it.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
trainwreck blows but amy my girl, peace

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

VendaGoat posted:

Just got done watching Tosh as well?

i dont watch tosh but it's been pretty much long proven just based on youtube side by sides for a month now, it goes way worse than the 3 in a row she got off patrice

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
she isnt very funny but i would wreck that

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TheIllestVillain posted:

she isnt very funny but i would wreck that

hell, same

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
She's no Rita Rudner

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

VAGINA

SEX

FAT VAGINA

fat sarah silverman isnt that funny

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

The Kingfish posted:

You guys should all torrent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Election Special it was super funny.

It was like half an hour longer than necessary, and there were about 50 too many Chris Christie Is A Fat jokes in the diner.

Also I enjoy the Amy Schumer program even if it's a little rote sometimes.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
drat she really did just steal a bunch of jokes. You can be the most degenerate person as a comedian, it probably helps, why do the one thing you can't do

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

did she steal jokes yes or no

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
She stole the jokes

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Happy Bear Suit posted:

did she steal jokes yes or no

Well

Stealing implies you are depriving someone of property

What she did was more like illegally copying an MP3 but instead of MP3s it was jokes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope she gets facefucked

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Maybe her excuse is that the people who write her jokes for her were actually the ones who stole the jokes.

Also she is dumb and ugly and I hope she chokes.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
fat chick, steal the jokes

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

nothing matters.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Carlos Mencia got run out of town for all the jokes he stole. She won't because she is a she. She's empowering herself with other people's jokes.

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