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So I searched the last 10 pages for the OSHA topic, did it disappear again? I need more accidents. Here is the best of for inspiration:        Mod edit: Just as a reminder link and  stuff that show obvious death occurring. Gratuitous gore will not be allowed. Mod edit 2: anything more than a three page discussion is a derail. Open a new thread if it’s really important to you or others. Say “firefighter volunteers”. Plenty of room on these boards. Just want to keep this osha on track with diverse funny stuff. - Burt Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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Phoning in from Panama, where uncle Terry had himself an OSHA experience. About 2 days ago, during our annual family vacation, we decided to build ourselves a bonfire on the beach. This beach has brutal winds so lighting it with pedestrian means such as newspaper and oil, charcoal lighter fluid or kerosene seemed futile. I had prepared about a pint of "napalm" (just gas with Styrofoam in it) and had about 400 grams of thermate to ensure that the fire would start. We arranged the logs in the traditional tepee shape, doused it liberally with the flask of napalm and set the thermate canister on top. I had prepared a 170 cm wooden stick with magnesium ribbon on the end to ignite the thermate safely. Which it did. What didn't ignite safely was the gasoline. It exploded in a loving fireball out of Satan's rear end. There was a slight ignition delay, I remember going "yay" when the thermate started going and "fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuck" when the fireball hit me half a second later. There wasn't a lot of time for reflection, just my rear end in a top hat clenching like Simon Adabisi was watching me pick up a dropped bar of soap. I still don't know how or why I didn't catch on fire like the greasy goon that I am. When the fireball passed, I noticed my hair wasn't on fire, my face wasn't on fire and my hands felt as if I submerged them in a deep fryer so I sprinted a good 50 meters to the sea. The cold seawater didn't help much. Egg whites and ice did. 45 minutes later, including arguing with a private clinic who wanted to shunt me to the public health center about 20 minutes farther on, and I ended up with both hands covered in silver sulphate. Lesson 1: don't use gas for anything except putting it in your damned car. Lesson 2: the worst part about burning the poo poo out of your hands is the delay before the burly black nurse gives you a shot in the rear end. 15 minutes down the road and I wanted to go back and give him a big wet kiss on his bald noggin. Lesson 3: sometimes even Atheists can have miracles happen to them. http://imgur.com/XWemlmp http://imgur.com/vhTnmY6
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Feb 12, 2016 03:12
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my favorite thing in the world is to discuss the exact same topic with the exact same posters every day
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Feb 12, 2016 03:20
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It got goldmined, OP https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693945
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Feb 12, 2016 03:20
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Welcome back.   
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Feb 12, 2016 03:23
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The Silo That Wanted To Become A Yurt is just amazing, I'm happy every time I see it.
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Feb 12, 2016 03:26
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What am I looking at?
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Feb 12, 2016 03:54
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:What am I looking at? Looks like a tornado blowing poo poo out of the sides of a delivery truck. Newspapers maybe?
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Feb 12, 2016 03:57
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:What am I looking at? Bird delivery.
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Feb 12, 2016 04:00
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http://i.imgur.com/lxwHG6j.webm
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Feb 13, 2016 08:32
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The Silo That Wanted To Become A Yurt is just amazing, I'm happy every time I see it. inside job
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Feb 13, 2016 08:39
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TerryLennox posted:Phoning in from Panama, where uncle Terry had himself an OSHA experience. you were so close to becoming enfield II
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Feb 13, 2016 09:04
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:What am I looking at? I'm guessing a large dust devil hitting a soft sided truck. I drove through a big one once with my dad when I was a kid. It hit us from the side and everything in the car was lifted out out through the open windows. It was crazy.
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Feb 13, 2016 11:09
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how do i get a job in one these accident prone industries and how do i ensure that the accidents happen to me
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Feb 13, 2016 11:13
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You're no Franco
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Feb 13, 2016 13:26
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new michael bay movie lookin good
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Feb 13, 2016 13:29
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mostlygray posted:I'm guessing a large dust devil hitting a soft sided truck. I drove through a big one once with my dad when I was a kid. It hit us from the side and everything in the car was lifted out out through the open windows. It was crazy. I don't think birds need to be hit by a dust devil to get lifted out a truck
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Feb 13, 2016 14:42
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:What am I looking at? Racing pigeons: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xw6phe_truck-loaded-with-racing-pigeons_animals
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Feb 13, 2016 14:55
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TerryLennox posted:Phoning in from Panama, where uncle Terry had himself an OSHA experience. Holy poo poo dude, glad you're okay.
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Feb 13, 2016 15:57
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another lovely megathread. hooray.
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Feb 13, 2016 16:56
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:another lovely megathread. hooray. kill you'reself
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Feb 13, 2016 18:03
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:another lovely megathread. hooray. satanic splash-back posted:my favorite thing in the world is to discuss the exact same topic with the exact same posters every day  http://i.imgur.com/oQSQIqb.gifv http://i.imgur.com/jgupAd5.gifv
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Feb 15, 2016 05:15
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sounds like ol' nig nog wanted a major hand beezy lol
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Feb 15, 2016 05:20
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Could you imagine if OSHA like regulated prostitution... All busting people for trying to make condoms out of Werther's wrappers and saran wrap
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Feb 15, 2016 13:34
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I just wanna see pictures of dumb people doing dangerous stuff at work.
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Feb 15, 2016 13:36
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Is there a scientific explanation as to why everything seems super dark around a huge fire/explosion even if it's outside and well ventilated. I know smoke could account for some of it, but it always just seems like it pulls all the light into it and it's kinda weird. I'd say it could be a trick with cameras but even in real life I've seen it with like building fires and what not.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:57
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is there a scientific explanation as to why everything seems super dark around a huge fire/explosion even if it's outside and well ventilated. I know smoke could account for some of it, but it always just seems like it pulls all the light into it and it's kinda weird. I'd say it could be a trick with cameras but even in real life I've seen it with like building fires and what not. You're loving stupid, do you not understand how light and eyes work or what?
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Feb 15, 2016 19:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is there a scientific explanation as to why everything seems super dark around a huge fire/explosion even if it's outside and well ventilated. I know smoke could account for some of it, but it always just seems like it pulls all the light into it and it's kinda weird. I'd say it could be a trick with cameras but even in real life I've seen it with like building fires and what not. Stuff what is on fire is much brighter than stuff that isn't. Both eyes and cameras tend to adjust for the brightest thing that they're looking at so everything else looks comparatively much darker. Either that or it's ghosts
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Feb 15, 2016 20:00
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satanic splash-back posted:You're loving stupid, do you not understand how light and eyes work or what? Obviously not because I asked the question.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:02
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You can try this yourself at home. Go outside and stare at the sun, everything else will look darker.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:04
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satanic splash-back posted:You're loving stupid, do you not understand how light and eyes work or what? "Why is my house always so dark after I stare at the sun?"
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Feb 15, 2016 20:06
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TerryLennox posted:Lesson 1: don't use gas for anything except putting it in your damned car. Gas is fine for what you wanted to do, you just used way too much of it. It only takes a few drops, really.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:07
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jamal posted:You can try this yourself at home. Go outside and stare at the sun, everything else will look darker. And don't stop staring until you become a math genius.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:08
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satanic splash-back posted:my favorite thing in the world is to discuss the exact same topic with the exact same posters every day
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Feb 15, 2016 20:25
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Feb 16, 2016 00:22
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You start with the I, not the J
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Feb 16, 2016 00:55
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Team rocket at it again.
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Feb 16, 2016 01:03
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those people have clearly never seen cartoons or played video games.
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Thread title isn't a trick to get people to google "lathe accident" or "degloving", 0/10. Skip to 7:20 for somebody welding on a fuel tank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4pbAPdDA2c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHSuInSkHtA
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