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basically i'm taking MY GIRLFRIEND to a nice french place for valentines day and she isn't a big fan of wine but she really likes tequila. i dont think they're gonna have tequila so what's the best way to get tequila into the restaurant? here's some answers i will NOT accept - ask the cooks in the back (racist) - buy it at the restaurant (they dont have tequila at the restaurant) - kill you're self (this doesn't help my issue also its very rude to kill yourself in a nice restaurant) - hail satan (correct but not germane to the problem at hand) in all honesty i'm kind of relieved she's not super into wine because i don't want to do that whole ritual of sniffing the glass or whatever. if you subscribe to my posts, i already posted my thoughts on this act of pretentiousness in another thread and i apologize for rehashing original gorilla man content
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:07 |
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Just get a flask dude.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:53 |
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Do they have BYO licences in us or not? Yiu can bring your own booze to places in aus
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:56 |
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buy this for YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:57 |
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You brinf your booze and hand it over and pay like $3 eo they serve it back to you
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:57 |
Step one: Call place, ask if they have tequila Step two: they probably have tequila. If they don't call and inquire about what bottles of wine they have. Buy yourself a brand of white they carry. Replace that white wine with tequila, stuff in purse. Order the bottle at the restaurant. Waiter leaves, switch bottles.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:57 |
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Pretend you are on life support but the drip and oxygen tank and rolling bed are all full of tquilla
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:58 |
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Fill a camelbak with the devil's mouthwash and convince everybody she's pregnant
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:01 |
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if you don't love your girlfriend enough to smuggle a fifth of tequila into olive garden in your rear end then just pass her on over here bub cuz you don't deserve her
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:03 |
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tell her to suck it up and drink some friggin wine youre going to a restaurant not a sorority house
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:04 |
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oh sorry nice french place just pretend instead of olive garden i said panera bread
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:05 |
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I dont think ive been to a resteraunt (excluding halal) im my life that dosent have basic spirits
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:05 |
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Enfield posted:tell her to suck it up and drink some friggin wine youre going to a restaurant not a sorority house also this, drink the tequila after while you're gradually peeling off each other's clothes retard
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:05 |
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I ordered arak shots and a lebanese place and theu brought me free bread so i wouldnt get shitfaced right away
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:06 |
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Theres a chinese place on lygon st that will sell you a bottle of 65% chinese paint stripper for $30. Its only on the chinese writing part of the menu. The waiters once carried me into a taxi
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:08 |
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Isaac posted:The waiters once carried me into a taxi please tell me you yelled 'rape!!!!' as loud as you could and head butted one of them in the nuts and threw up all over you're self
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:10 |
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Hmm. I was going to say Hail Satan, but if you've already given up on such a proven tactic there's not much I can say to convince you. Might as well go back and re-invent the wheel, dude. Airplane shots in the bathroom are also okay, but then you can't take them together. Plus public bathrooms are not so romantic.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:11 |
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MiracleWhale posted:please tell me you yelled 'rape!!!!' as loud as you could and head butted one of them in the nuts and threw up all over you're self I went there two times. 1st time i passed out and the girl i was with ditched me and came back and had them taxi me to her house to sleep it off 2nd time i was vomiting in a bin at 11am and went back to the same plave and maybe smoked meth for the first and only time
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:12 |
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Isaac posted:1st time i passed out and the girl i was with ditched me and came back and had them taxi me to her house to sleep it off *nod nod* hold on to that one, she's a keeper
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:14 |
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hand sanitizer bottle
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:20 |
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Robo Reagan posted:hand sanitizer bottle this but don't empty the sanitizer out, just drink it instead of the tequila to get drunk
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:22 |
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that would probably work
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:23 |
drink it all before you go
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:25 |
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Nation posted:drink it all before you go this you fucken retard also norwegian for pre-loading on booze is 'foreplay' so you know its the proper start to a good evening
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:27 |
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Nation posted:drink it all before you go seriously you can even be a normal person and go to a nice cocktail bar or something before the restaurant
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:27 |
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Buy a flask cane. Or you could just ring and ask whether they have tequila. Restaurants make a lot of money off drinks and it's very unlikely they're not going to have basic spirits.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:29 |
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Nothing says Valentine's day like fancy cuisine and a half gallon of Montezuma.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:30 |
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plug it with some immodium
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:36 |
Nation posted:drink it all before you go good idea nay nay
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:36 |
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How do i sneak a rare burger patty into buegwr king
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:37 |
Isaac posted:How do i sneak a rare burger patty into buegwr king i think you mean hungry jacks, and by hungry jacks i mean gently caress that and go to oportos
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:41 |
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Come on really? You're taking your girlfriend to a nice restaurant and you are afraid they won't have one of the staple liquors for any loving bar in the world? If they have a bar at this restaurant, they have loving tequila. If it's a nice place, they probably have something better than Jose
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:42 |
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In your stomach op
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:43 |
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Nation posted:i think you mean hungry jacks, and by hungry jacks i mean gently caress that and go to oportos I have a localization team in taiwan that makes my posts universally understandable
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:48 |
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Isaac posted:I have a localization team in taiwan that makes my posts universally understandable Hmm, they seem to not be doing a good job.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:49 |
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thathonkey posted:In your stomach op This, then regurgitate it into her mouth at the table, like a bird feeding its young
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:50 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hmm, they seem to not be doing a good job. It's cause he went to taiwan for his talent
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:50 |
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Oporto used ti be really good but i think i had a few poo poo burgers from them like 7 years ago anf never went again. I figured they were oit of buisnrss
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:50 |
Isaac posted:Oporto used ti be really good but i think i had a few poo poo burgers from them like 7 years ago anf never went again. I figured they were oit of buisnrss i haven't been to oz for about that long so probably checks out
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:52 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:07 |
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Actually really nice restaurants will let you bring your own bottle of wine for special occasions if make arrangements for it and pay their fee while setting up the reservation. Tequila is not a very classy liquor but you might be able to convince them that you have a sentimental bottle you want to enjoy with your meal but theyll prob just immediately smell the classlessness of your request and suddenly notice your table was double booked sooooooo sorry about that
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:53 |