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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/this-12-year-old-girl-is-living-with-an-ant-colony-inside-her-head/ar-BBpmuca?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp

quote:

Normally when someone says they have an ant problem, they mean ants have infested their home, not their head. The latter is actually true in the case of Shreya Darji, 12.

Hundreds of ants continue to live inside the girl’s head, with about a dozen or so emerging from her ears every day, according to the Toronto Sun. The Deesa, Gujarat girl complained of ear pain last August, and doctors discovered she had a colony inside her head. They have repeatedly pulled the creatures, dead and alive, from her ears, but the ants continue to reproduce and occupy their space in Darji’s head.

Doctors have tried flushing her ears with antiseptic to drown the ants, and have tried several times to locate and kill the queen ant with laparoscopic cameras. Darji has even seen witch doctors, but nothing seems to help — the ants keep reproducing, the Sun reported.

“The girl’s case is very challenging for me, as I have never seen such a case, nor found it in medical history,” Dr. Jawahar Talsania told the Times of India. “The big ants must be biting her, but the girl did not feel pain inside her ears. Besides, there was no damage inside her ear.”

Darji is currently under video surveillance in an Ahmedabad medical unit.

Now, this here is a healthy brain:


But here's Shreya's brain:


These ants could start to control her actions. Or possibly drive her insane.

Here's a computer generated simulation of one possible scenario wherein she becomes Shreya, queen of the ants:

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lmao @ india

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
which scp is this? pls link

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
*desperately thinking up ant puns*

*sweating*

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

she must be a sweet girl haha :xd:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmon48Z72Ow

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i guess you could say she's got an insection

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Looks like they are really itching to get to the bottom of this one.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Once again Indians find themselves oppressed by colonialism.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Looks like she'll never be the head of a major corporation!

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I'd stand on that head.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Applewhite posted:

Looks like she'll never be the head of a major corporation!

i clicked on this thread to make this exact joke

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
hive mind

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Nation posted:

hive mind

hey nice work nation

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



:anttony:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Nation posted:

hive mind


ants dont live in hives you stupid idiot

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Well that's an oddly specific smilie wtf.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I feel very bad for the little girl, but she's doing her part in maintaining India's role as the Freak Show Country of our planet

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

RideTheSpiral posted:

ants dont live in hives you stupid idiot

hey

that took me ages to think up

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Maybe they should try giving her a colonyoscopy?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Applewhite posted:

Looks like she'll never be the head of a major corporation!
You should quit while you're ahead, it's bad to get in to trouble head-first.

Just giving you a head start there bud. A heads-up, if you will.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
wow im going to be an anty?? but my brother isn't even married


lol no theeir ants are in your brain!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

That many ants can't just live in her ear. They are definitely eating her brain.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



RideTheSpiral posted:

wow im going to be an anty?? but my brother isn't even married


lol no theeir ants are in your brain!

lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Even the ANTS in India can't stop themselves from ganging up on women's holes!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well that's an oddly specific smilie wtf.

mods knew

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Professor Shark posted:

I feel very bad for the little girl, but she's doing her part in maintaining India's role as the Freak Show Country of our planet

Yeah I want to take a time out from our mirth to say I feel bad for this little girl and my thoughts and prayers are with her. It's bad enough she has to live in India without having to put up with a bunch of ants in her head. I hope they figure out a way to get rid of them soon, before they do any permanent damage.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

Once again Indians find themselves oppressed by colonialism.

this one was p good

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

Yeah I want to take a time out from our mirth to say I feel bad for this little girl and my thoughts and prayers are with her. It's bad enough she has to live in India without having to put up with a bunch of ants in her head. I hope they figure out a way to get rid of them soon, before they do any permanent damage.

it will get her used to the idea of not having control over what is put inside of her which is probably pretty useful for indian women

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
I just ant get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Applewhite posted:

Once again Indians find themselves oppressed by colonialism.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

quote:

Darji has even only seen witch doctors, but nothing seems to help

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this is probably a result of seeing witch doctors in the first place
"ah yes is very bad infection in head. we put something inside to eat infection and make daughter well again. my fee is 1 rape"

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
s'cool, ant no thing

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Feed them some terminex, they'll take it straight to the queen

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
Sure you all laugh at her now, but I smell a trend.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
haha, yeah. ant.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
coining the phrase "ants in head retarded" right now.

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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

The Snark posted:

Sure you all laugh at her now, but I smell a trend.

Child neglect is always hip.

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