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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
atn

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the ants are clearly zombies

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Shouldn't you be doing something about this? :colbert:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Yolomon Wayne posted:

coining the phrase "ants in head retarded" right now.

your doing god's work

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
i'm sure this report of a weird medical problem coming out of india is trustworthy and not made up in any way

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

LordArgh posted:

i'm sure this report of a weird medical problem coming out of india is trustworthy and not made up in any way


Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

thats evidence of two ants that may have crawled into a child's ear and died. they are also huge.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

LegoPirateNinja posted:

thats evidence of two ants that may have crawled into a child's ear and died. they are also huge.

i believe everything i see on youtube tho. everything

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

gary oldmans diary posted:

"ah yes is very bad infection in head. we put something inside to eat infection and make daughter well again. my fee is 1 rape"

LMAO

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
She needs an ant-idote

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Applewhite posted:

Even the ANTS in India can't stop themselves from ganging up on women's holes!
:eyepop:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
They know it's fake, that''s why they have her under video surveillance.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

:eyepoop:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



why don't they just give her some ant-ibiotics?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

They know it's fake, that''s why they have her under video surveillance.

Please note that I am willing to accept I was wrong if and when her head explodes and millions of ants begin erupting from her neck stump like so much crude oil from There Will Be Blood

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
click like if you a 90s kid!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Another gamergate supporter, disgusting.

Fezziwig
Jun 7, 2011

Joust posted:

Another gamergate supporter, disgusting.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
the ear canal is not the right environment for ants to be able to live in. also there isn't enough room to contain the number of ants needed to support a colony. also also, because of the lack of room, flushing out any ants that might have crawled in there would not be a major problem. this is such an obvious lie that you must be an idiot to believe it

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


I have an ant infestation in my dick/balls

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

She needs an ant-idote


Quote-Unquote posted:

why don't they just give her some ant-ibiotics?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
I know it's not fake because it was in the Toronto Sun which is very conservative and will do anything it can to dehumanize brown people on the sly.

Did you know that upon arrival in our country each ant gets 30,000 dollars, a 900 dollar a day food allowance, a free house and an iPad? Click like and share if you think we should take care of Canadians first!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Joust posted:

Another gamergate supporter, disgusting.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

the toronto sun has a guy who only writes articles about brown people or cyclists and he fat and wears a fedora and he's always on the second or third page

take my life... please!
May 31, 2006

We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
This is the sequel to Ratatouille that I've been waiting for.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
thants

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Joust posted:

Another gamergate supporter, disgusting.

I feel like I'm on the verge of getting this joke.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Getting antsy for more details

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Where the en thread where 12 yo boy shoving bike pump needle in the dingus

Cause she jammin ants

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

LordArgh posted:

the ear canal is not the right environment for ants to be able to live in. also there isn't enough room to contain the number of ants needed to support a colony. also also, because of the lack of room, flushing out any ants that might have crawled in there would not be a major problem. this is such an obvious lie that you must be an idiot to believe it

Yep, pretty much.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

LordArgh posted:

the ear canal is not the right environment for ants to be able to live in. also there isn't enough room to contain the number of ants needed to support a colony. also also, because of the lack of room, flushing out any ants that might have crawled in there would not be a major problem. this is such an obvious lie that you must be an idiot to believe it

They could be living in her sinuses, too.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



thanks ants.
thants.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Just give her an inhaler full of RAID, problem solved. Duh.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
Get a chimp with a twig in here and he'll go to town on her head with the twig and eat up all the ants and then the monkey will be fed and she'll be better BAM two birds one stone

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Joust posted:

Another gamergate supporter, disgusting.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

ghostter posted:

the toronto sun has a guy who only writes articles about brown people or cyclists and he fat and wears a fedora and he's always on the second or third page

aahhahaha plz post something he wrote it sounds laffo

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

A misanthrope posted:

click like if you a 90s kid!



do i have to be born during the 90s or just grown up during the90s

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Applewhite posted:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/this-12-year-old-girl-is-living-with-an-ant-colony-inside-her-head/ar-BBpmuca?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp


Now, this here is a healthy brain:


But here's Shreya's brain:


These ants could start to control her actions. Or possibly drive her insane.

Here's a computer generated simulation of one possible scenario wherein she becomes Shreya, queen of the ants:


hosed up if feasible. As lovely and bleak as my life is I guess I don't have ants in my head. So I got that going for me.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
those bugs are antagonizing the poor girl!!!!

someone should be thoraxing the real question, how did the ants tunnel in there in the first place?

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
keep india weird

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