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i was coming home with a pizza and just as i walked through the gate a possum jumped on my loving head. i dropped to the ground and let go of my pizza. i turned around and saw the possum grabbing at the pizza box so i punched it in the loving head. it growled at me and i kind of waved my arm at it and it ran up a tree. i feel like a total badass
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:36 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:28 |
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is that a proper australian possum or one of those ugly rat american things.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:39 |
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then u should eat poo poo instead
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:40 |
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That wasn't a possum it was Bernie Sanders and you need to share your pizza with everyone. (It's okay, this has been a common confusion.)
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:42 |
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was it a possum or opossum?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:43 |
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it was a proper possum. i beat the absolute poo poo out of it
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:43 |
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On a scale from 1 to 10, how awesome was that possum?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:44 |
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Things are creepy. This one would always be sitting outside the back door in the evenings just staring at whoever came and went.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:45 |
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:On a scale from 1 to 10, how awesome was that possum? the fact that it had the balls to attack me is a credit to it. it probably would have killed an american tbh
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:45 |
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It's 8am, op. I don't think you understand dinner
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:46 |
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Mad Monk posted:Things are creepy. This one would always be sitting outside the back door in the evenings just staring at whoever came and went. That is one fine looking pitbull
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:46 |
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a feral goon whe his pizza is contested
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:47 |
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maybe he just wanted to be friends
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:04 |
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You may have won the battle, but the possum always wins the war Lock your doors and windows OP, the possum is coming for you
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:06 |
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:08 |
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that is one hungry possum
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:09 |
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Ghost Head posted:the fact that it had the balls to attack me is a credit to it. it probably would have killed an american tbh good thing it wasn't an american opossum, it probably would have killed you if it had been. i mean you aussies lost a war against birds.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:13 |
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it probably has rabies. You now have rabies.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:22 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:it probably has rabies. You now have rabies. joke's on it. i also have rabies
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:38 |
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:05 |
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You should know better than to come between your mom and food.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:08 |
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If he knew you were a goon he wouldn't have hosed with you. That dumb fucker is lucky he's not dead right now IMO
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:17 |
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i hope he keys your car, op
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:21 |
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ReverendFaux posted:That wasn't a possum it was Bernie Sanders and you need to share your pizza with everyone. The only confusion is from you confusing Bernie Sanders with some mythical ideologue who doesn't believe in personal property which is no Marxist ever ya fool
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:24 |
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sounds like that possum almost took you out OP watch yourself theyre comin for you they smell your weakness
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:25 |
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of course it was a pizza
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:27 |
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what toppings?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:34 |
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Weĺl done OP. I was trying to handfeed a sandwich to a possum in the park a few years ago & it bit my finger, then grabbed the whole sandwich when I dropped it & ran up a tree before I could kick it. Take no poo poo from these vicious brutes. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Feb 11, 2016 |
# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:35 |
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opossums are cool
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:38 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:it probably has rabies. You now have rabies. Due to their low body temperatures (94-97º F) the rabies virus has difficulty surviving in the bodies of opossums.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:42 |
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God has given Australia a break on rabies iirc anyway
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:52 |
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You should have used the possum as a pizza topping.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:57 |
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As superhero origin stories go, this one is a little crap. Pretty believable but kinda low rent.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:07 |
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might want to do a little reading up op https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_brushtail_possum i am kiss u now fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Feb 11, 2016 |
# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:12 |
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if you'd been down in austrailia that would've been a drop bear dont ya know
Mozi fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Feb 11, 2016 |
# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:15 |
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Was it by any chance the rabid flying zombie kind? If so, I would probably get tested for H1Z1. Or peek into BYOB for vaccination/immunity.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:19 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 00:30 |
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I'm the guy pushing the like button.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 04:06 |
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I read the op expecting possum to be a racial slur
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 04:08 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:28 |
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Possum eating strwabery http://youtu.be/gkofwx2liHM
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