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https://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/embed.php?event=496299 https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/feb/11/gravitational-waves-discovery-hailed-as-breakthrough-of-the-century Matthew Mcconnohey is a renowned 5 times world champion surfer. due to a recent breakup with his girlfriend, he is now homeless. just when things were looking at their worst a black van pulls up and anne hathaway rolls down the window: "hey man, want to save the world?". being such a cool dude he agrees. a killer asteroid is heading towards earth and nasa has developed a super advanced Gravity Surfboard, but gravity waves are expected to be the gnarliest and all the astronauts failed the simulations. matthew aces the simulator and everybody cheers, but matt damon is in the darkest corner of the room scowling. sudden twist: mcconnohey has rear end cancer. he cant surf, the gravity waves would case rapid cancer expansion and his rear end would explode after just the first or second wave. he must train the next person who has the highest surf score: anne hathaway. everything is going really well but another wave is going to threaten mankind: the wave of love. will they overcome this?? matt damon is extremely jealous because he wants to bone anne hathaway. he fakes some data that causes anne hathaway to gravity surf directly into his room, where he is naked. anne hathaway texts matthew, and he busts into the room. after an epic fight matt damon manages to use the Gravity Surfboard to guide a gravity wave directly into his rear end. feeling his rear end expanding and sensing his impending doom, he turns to anne hathaway and says "save the world......" and sits on matt damons face. through tears anne hathaway gives matthew a thumbs up, and matthew scowls and says "No, you gotta WAVE!" and she waves and matthews rear end explodes, decapatating matt damon and killing matthew in the process. anne hathaway somberly takes the gravity board and surfs the waves to the asteroid and blows it up with the thor's hammer (this is a marvel movie). she returns to a cheering world, but a heavy heart. a sage monk comes from China and informs her that matthew is likely surfing the waves in the 5th dimension, and she now has the tool and skills to find him. so in a final goodbye she leaves planet earth and rides the waves to search for him, but dies from lack of oxygen
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I understand the gravity of this situation.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:45 |
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someone gonna figure out how to surf em soon then we can have a real xgames
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:47 |
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This post is somewhere between stellar and not stellar
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:48 |
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does that mean I can go to the moon for cheap yet or what
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:50 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:This post is somewhere between stellar and not stellar Closer to not stellar
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:50 |
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science rules
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:52 |
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what does this mean for my morning commute
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:52 |
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My dick is a wave
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:05 |
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tomstuart posted:someone gonna figure out how to surf em soon then we can have a real xgames Gotta use a pretty small surfboard and you'd be going wicked fast bro
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:06 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:https://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/embed.php?event=496299 heavy
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:06 |
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I don't buy that Anne Hathaway can wield Thor's Hammer
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:15 |
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FishionMailed posted:I don't buy that Anne Hathaway can wield Thor's Hammer I'd let her wield my hammer
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:16 |
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quote:
Always wondered what he did after that N64 game. Now I know.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:17 |
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It's about time LIGO.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:18 |
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RIP Yahweh???
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:49 |
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The last time Gravity was brought up in a thread I made my feelings on it known at the time. Basically I'm not a big fan of it and don't truly understand it or how it works.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:51 |
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Gravity doesn't bring things up at the moment, relatively speaking. excuse me for a moment
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:04 |
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This is actually a pretty big deal, but only because most of the world thought they'd never know the answer to this question in their lifetimes.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:15 |
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http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/02/11/scientists-find-evidence-gravitational-waves-predicted-by-einstein.html Came to find the whining about how this was done with a 1.2 billion dollar machine, wasn't disappointed.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:18 |
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If we can observe and measure dark matter now would it be possible to buy it off the galactic internet and insert it into my rear end to get a weird buzz
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:18 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:My dick is a wave
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:18 |
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*Waves back at Gravity* Hello!
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:19 |
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Flagrant Abuse posted:Seems more like a particle to me. wrecked
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:19 |
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ow burn
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:20 |
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so if gravity is waves does it have an undertow or a riptide like normal waves? can it rip us apart if we get hit by a gnarly bombara?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:20 |
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*types "> go left" into 5D computer, goes catty-corner.*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:21 |
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ghostter posted:so if gravity is waves does it have an undertow or a riptide like normal waves? can it rip us apart if we get hit by a gnarly bombara? gravity is actually very weak compared to the other forces so unless you're right near a black hole nah probably not
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:21 |
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I don't understand the momentum of the situation.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:28 |
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It brings us a step closer to Event Horizon.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:29 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:https://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/embed.php?event=496299 Would watch.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:32 |
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Gravity waves - THAT MONSTROUS LIE!
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:34 |
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Pffft these assholes are just buying everything I say. BWAHAHAHHAHHA ___________________________\
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:46 |
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You'reanus not Uranus.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:49 |
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Kuato posted:The last time Gravity was brought up in a thread I made my feelings on it known at the time. Basically I'm not a big fan of it and don't truly understand it or how it works. It's my enemy and I hate it.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:50 |
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can't wait for everyone on facebook to tell me how much they loving love science
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:54 |
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I feel like gravity is really holding me down ahha
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:56 |
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Lord Binky posted:I feel like gravity is really holding me down ahha haha same but bad decisions instead ahah
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:19 |
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I thought graffiti was a thing of the past.
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Lord Binky posted:I feel like gravity is really holding me down ahha hosed up if true
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