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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

even faraway lands such as Denmark, yes

some poor dane, probably busy pulling gold fillings out of refugee jaws, had to travel to stockholm to draw a goddamn superellipse

shameful

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

From WAAAAY downtown

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Svartvit posted:

It's not a "UN" report, it says black on white page 4 that it's independent. And according to the authors' hypothesis Sweden would have roughly the same HDI 2030 as we have now. You're such a bubble boy.

gently caress YOU WELFARE QUEENS MAKE US MONIES SHUT UP SHUT UP

This is literally what you and poo poo eating boob sound like, and it will never not be funny

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Ilustforponydeath posted:

I forgot. Which statistics should I link to again, because I swear to god the D&D crew made me watch an SVT documentary that "proved" that importing millions of useless noworkers every year will somehow make sweden money.

and this made you retarded?

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Beeswax posted:

i allra högsta grad rikstäckande

det var väl även en skylt uppsatt nånstans i göteborg? kanske inte var officiellt dock

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

and this made you retarded?

WAAH WAAH I CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF BASIC ECONOMICS

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
It's almost like we moved our industries out of the west, and that unskilled labor will be more and more useless to us the further into the dreaded future we go.
But these people sure know how to spot an infidel, that has to be worth something

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
If a drunk Finn meets a Dane or Norwegian he hugs them. If he meets a Swede the bastard gets a Glasgow kiss.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Ilustforponydeath posted:

WAAH WAAH I CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF BASIC ECONOMICS

I'm v sorry about your meltdown bro. Maybe check your sources next time?

alternatively get an education? it's free in Sweden

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I'm v sorry about your meltdown bro. Maybe check your sources next time?

alternatively get an education? it's free in Sweden

Free and useless, as you amply demonstrate. It's probably passed through the same tract as your glorious independent media.
Enjoy not being paid pensions due to your laughing stock of a soon to be destitute government.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Not personally, but the organizers are public figures, and their prior engagements a matter of record. I don't have to make assumptions. Although, to be fair, Sjunnesson (the head organizer) has a far less egregious record on this than most of his colleagues, for sure.
There were no homosexual (at least not openly homosexual) people in their dinky little parade. The organizers admitted as much.

Do not show the caveman the homos, k? thx
How will they make money by doing nothing if they see homos

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Beeswax posted:

Hey gang, someone's mad! Let's get to the bottom of this!

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Free and useless, as you amply demonstrate. It's probably passed through the same tract as your glorious independent media.
Enjoy not being paid pensions due to your laughing stock of a soon to be destitute government.

... c-could it be?

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
Fan ta goons

naem
May 29, 2011

extra stout posted:

"Your notions about startin' over. Or anybody's. You don't start over. That's what it's about. Every step you take is forever. You can't make it go away. None of it. Understand what I'm sayin'?"

-American author Cormac McCarthy specifically talking to fat people moving to Scandinavia for hopes of women rather than health care and mountains

I would like, tto hump, a laidy,,

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Once the refugees decimate Sweden and turn it into a shitheap, the natural citizens will revert back to Vikings and banish the scourge from their homelands.


The girly men will also suffer the same fate.

naem
May 29, 2011

The Taint Reaper posted:

Once the refugees decimate Sweden and turn it into a shitheap, the natural citizens will revert back to Vikings and banish the scourge from their homelands.


The girly men will also suffer the same fate.

If they follow Viking traditions fully they will kidnap and marry all the foreign born women and have beautiful mixed race children and no one will be able to tell the difference

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

naem posted:

If they follow Viking traditions fully they will kidnap and marry all the foreign born women and have beautiful mixed race children and no one will be able to tell the difference

Well, they'd actually sell most of them as slaves to the Islamic State.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

naem posted:

If they follow Viking traditions fully they will kidnap and marry all the foreign born women and have beautiful mixed race children and no one will be able to tell the difference

Uh yeah.......they're still back in the middle east. They can't be foreign born.


Randarkman posted:

Well, they'd actually sell most of them as slaves to the Islamic State.

They would be bringing them back to their roots as their culture would have wanted.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Daesh are basically modern day Vikings

if you made a Viking checklist I'm p sure most of the boxes would be filled in

except for boats maybe, I don't think they're very keen on sailing

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Daesh are basically modern day Vikings

if you made a Viking checklist I'm p sure most of the boxes would be filled in

except for boats maybe, I don't think they're very keen on sailing

There is no god but Odin. And Heimdall is his prophet

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

etalian posted:

There is no god but Odin.

Uh.....
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Norse_gods_and_goddesses

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Blot for the Blood God!

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Soulfucker posted:

Fan ta goons

knulla hejdukar

naem
May 29, 2011

I bow before my alter to Tom Hiddleston several times a day

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
ibrahimovic and his eastern brothers celebrating the halalification of sweden

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

TheIllestVillain posted:

ibrahimovic and his eastern brothers celebrating the halalification of sweden



and to think Durmaz fooled us into thinking he was an Assyrian Christian

I mean just look at him! He's all... middle easterny! Of course he's a secret muslim

Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Feb 18, 2016

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
One thing Sweden has going for it is that you bootleg version of Nemi, Zelda is shitloads better. It's actually funny from time to time.

But Rocky still sucks poo poo so it all evens out.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Nauta posted:

with what army? :laugh:

We won't need an army. We will just, in an unprecedented act of generosity, ask them to surrender their lands to us. They will see the light, they will beg to become part of proper scandinavia

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Daesh are basically modern day Vikings

if you made a Viking checklist I'm p sure most of the boxes would be filled in

except for boats maybe, I don't think they're very keen on sailing

for their time very sexually liberated and egalitarian wrt women

religion mostly an excuse to have parties and get drunk

long, flowing blonde hair

outstanding mariners

probably wouldn't care much if you drew muhammed with a dick up his rear end

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!

Dave Concepcion posted:

for their time very sexually liberated and egalitarian wrt women

religion mostly an excuse to have parties and get drunk

long, flowing blonde hair

outstanding mariners

probably wouldn't care much if you drew muhammed with a dick up his rear end

*free women


How they actually practiced religion and how seriously, is hard to conclude due to scant sources.

Saxon lords also had long blonde hair, as was the fashion. Until the Normans anyway who thought long hair was for girls.
Vikings probably had more variety in styles though.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
still, if you think they were "ISIS except for some boats" you are culturally and historically cuckold beyond repair

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
☑ Bearded
☑ Rapey
☑ Slavemongers
☑ Plundering marauders
☑ Extortionists
☑ Practice human sacrifice
☐ lovely boat people
☐ Blond

Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Feb 18, 2016

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
"culturally and historically word" lmao, what kind of tool types this

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

☑ Bearded
☑ Rapey
☑ Slavemongers
☑ Looting raiders
☑ Extortionists
☑ Practice human sacrifice
☐ lovely boat people
☐ Blond

☑ Bad Smelly

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Dave Concepcion posted:

for their time very sexually liberated and egalitarian wrt women

religion mostly an excuse to have parties and get drunk

long, flowing blonde hair

outstanding mariners

probably wouldn't care much if you drew muhammed with a dick up his rear end

I wouldn't say that norse women were very sexually liberated and that the society was very egalitarian. Free women had rather clearly defined property rights and could hold a great deal of responsibility in the absence of a man, this is true but this not at all equate to what "sexually liberated" and "egalitarian". It was a stil la society dominated by men and "masculine values", however, at least in myth it was a society that could accept women acting like men from time to men as honorable (though the opposite of men acting like women was deeply dishonorable and humiliating). The reality that polygamy was very common and findings from early burial mounds containing women, thought to have been wives of the man buried, with evidence of having been strangled also casts a great deal of doubt over in anyway attempting to portray Norse society as egalitarian.

But, yeah, this is perhaps too serious.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Dongattack posted:

☑ Bad Smelly

I forgot that one

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

☐ Had smartphones
☐ Used twitter
☐ Religious zealots
☐ Hated women
☐ Were "Elliot Rodger: the organization"

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Dongattack posted:

☑ Bad Smelly

They were actually known for being excessively clean (for their time)

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
i dont remember making this thread, skimmed through it, it really sucks. cool picture thread!

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