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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
there's not much to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow

Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up is what they wear,
They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair

They're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
I don't care if they burn down churches,
but they'd better not loving touch a synagogue

I befriended them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
bye bye Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

They have names like Igor, Meldorf, and Tor
Black metal is not like, is not exactly like Living Color,
I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices,
but I kinda fear them being near me,
because, they're not nice!

I befriended them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
bye bye Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This was a good troll by the sweded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJwnCsMBfo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHprFeR0P4

etalian fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Feb 12, 2016

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Never forget the great scandipol meltdown of 2016

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

kikkelivelho posted:

Never forget the great scandipol meltdown of 2016
Or "The Jökulhlaup", as they call it over there.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Not jpeg but whatever.
Swedens biggest artist the few latest years, Faith no More once said they liked him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3IgBPvdnE
National Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nc2HxLeM74
Feminist Party Leader burns cash money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSiRIyhUc7Y
One of the most beloved characters in the swedish youth literature and movie history, this is the intro to his tv-show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDoPREqtBKk
and finally, swedish rap, featuring violence against white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Juowx8Cmws

gently caress it have some more, I feel a need to enlighten you all about life here in paradise.

Indie Legends doing their last gig, a lot of pandapoppare(a swedish subculture)-girls crying, or swedes just crying generally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1b7DgdJawU
an rear end in a top hat and a couple of raggare, this one got subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk6FQE_OJms

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Feb 12, 2016

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Emil i Lönneberga rules ok

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Panniculus Rift posted:

Emil i Lönneberga rules ok

agreed, it's a classic

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
What are those weird voodoo dolls he's carving?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Emil I Lönneberga rules, almost all Astrid Lindgrens stuff is super good.

Maybe it's some way of handling all the stress you get from always having to run from your dad? that is in like every episode, Emil does something stupid or awesome and then his dad tries to catch him and beat his rear end. I figure he sometimes succeeds and the dolls are a way for Emil to handle that experience? also this is before cellphones and poo poo so what was he supposed to do?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Zombiepop posted:

an rear end in a top hat and a couple of raggare, this one got subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk6FQE_OJms

lol what a twat

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt



That song is straight homosexual, country music, special Olympic gay.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

twoday posted:

What are those weird voodoo dolls he's carving?

it's kinda like here on sa, his dad puts him in the shed when he's done something, and he spends his time there make dolls

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Why wouldn't you just handball it out of the goal, take the red card, and hope the goalie stops the penalty shot? For all the diving from fake contact why not take a good penalty to keep your team from losing? Soccer is a weird sport.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Solice Kirsk posted:

Why wouldn't you just handball it out of the goal, take the red card, and hope the goalie stops the penalty shot? For all the diving from fake contact why not take a good penalty to keep your team from losing? Soccer is a weird sport.

I think in such a situation the goalie isn't actually allowed to block anything and it's just a free kick at the goal from a very close distance. IE the penalty would result in a point anyway and then you'd also have a red card - you'd basically be gambling on a very slight chance that the person would completely gently caress up their shot somehow.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Zombiepop posted:

Not jpeg but whatever.
Swedens biggest artist the few latest years, Faith no More once said they liked him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3IgBPvdnE

Indie Legends doing their last gig, a lot of pandapoppare(a swedish subculture)-girls crying, or swedes just crying generally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1b7DgdJawU


:sweden: :love::love::love:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FishionMailed posted:

I think in such a situation the goalie isn't actually allowed to block anything and it's just a free kick at the goal from a very close distance. IE the penalty would result in a point anyway and then you'd also have a red card - you'd basically be gambling on a very slight chance that the person would completely gently caress up their shot somehow.

Ah, that would make sense then. Though why they wouldn't just award the goal and forgo the pointless "take a shot at this giant open goal with no goalie" part confuses me too.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Nobody likes Australians. That's why the other better countries sent them to Australia.

Sweden is okay, I guess. I mean you're no America but who is! :911:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

sweden.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCK6zvWEN_Q

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Nobody likes Australians. That's why the other better countries sent them to Australia.

Sweden is okay, I guess. I mean you're no America but who is! :911:

Australians are just southern hemisphere Americans. They get my approval and we can band together because both of our countries have better looking women than our mother country.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Sweden is in fact a garbage country.

OhYeah
Jan 20, 2007

1. Currently the most prevalent form of decision-making in the western world

2. While you are correct in saying that the society owns

3. You have not for a second demonstrated here why

4. I love the way that you equate "state" with "bureaucracy". Is that how you really feel about the state

Zombiepop posted:

Feminist Party Leader burns cash money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSiRIyhUc7Y

What's the story behind this? Does the money represent white supremacist capitalist patriarchy and must be destroyed?

I have the same relationship with alcohol.

naem
May 29, 2011

Robo Reagan posted:

anyone who says muslims arent bad is a troll

Ironically Sweden has actual trolls irl

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

Really? Not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIbLMBodWfw



One was a timely equalizer in a tie of a round robin match (that you only won the group stage because you beat up on Bulgaria) in a tournament you literally got knocked out of in the first round of the knockout stage. The other won a goddamn gold medal in the Olympics.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Hello everyone

I am Swedish, AMA

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zzulu posted:

Hello everyone

I am Swedish, AMA

Bök haritsoppa?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGaucDp9Rls


Vi är alla bök

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

Zzulu posted:

Hello everyone

I am Swedish, AMA

Is it true that if a reindeer impregnates a Swede, a Finn is made?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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No, there is no blood connection between Swedes and Finns at all. Legend has it the Finns were created out of enchanted bog mud by a mad Swedish wizard as a way to fight the enroaching slavs to the east. These bog golems would later degenerate into the modern Finn over the centuries

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
I can't imagine that most of those pictures Nauta posted are actually real. While I know it's popular to denigrate or dismiss western culture and history among some leftists, and label those interested in it as bad, a lot of those seem either taken out of context or completely fabricated. Like making it illegal to urinate while standing? That's nonsensical. I'm not Swedish, but I doubt anyone would be that touchy about such a non-issue, and I say that as a person with some of grievances about different leftist ideologies today. Sahlin's quote about Swedes have no worthwhile history or culture also seems pretty fake. Even the pictures which deal with Islam directly seem to be wholly removed from their context.

It's not like they don't have events/activities to promote cross cultural exchange and understanding in other countries. I'm sure there are days to promote Swedish history and culture too.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Zzulu posted:

Hello everyone

I am Swedish, AMA

do you have any barista skills? i'll pay you 50 SEK/hr

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Fire Barrel posted:

I can't imagine that most of those pictures Nauta posted are actually real. While I know it's popular to denigrate or dismiss western culture and history among some leftists, and label those interested in it as bad, a lot of those seem either taken out of context or completely fabricated. Like making it illegal to urinate while standing? That's nonsensical. I'm not Swedish, but I doubt anyone would be that touchy about such a non-issue, and I say that as a person with some of grievances about different leftist ideologies today. Sahlin's quote about Swedes have no worthwhile history or culture also seems pretty fake. Even the pictures which deal with Islam directly seem to be wholly removed from their context.

It's not like they don't have events/activities to promote cross cultural exchange and understanding in other countries. I'm sure there are days to promote Swedish history and culture too.

Everything that doesn't fit my world view is fake, AND gay. That includes you, unfortunately. Sorry bro it's nothing personal.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The Swede is extremely stingy and cheap. If he spots you like $5, he will go out of his way to get it back.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I want to sex the Swedish lady

Do they like the brown dick? Latino not Arab

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I knew a Sven-Åke Börjesson and that's the most Swedish name imaginable. Then he died.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Don Tacorleone posted:

I want to sex the Swedish lady

Do they like the brown dick? Latino not Arab

Yes, any exotic dudes who look even a little good are usually a hit

deputamadre
Nov 29, 2008

Panniculus Rift posted:

do you have any barista skills? i'll pay you 50 SEK/hr

Norwegian spotted

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Jerry Cotton posted:

I knew a Sven-Åke Börjesson and that's the most Swedish name imaginable. Then he died.

pelle åke håkan is a good contender

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt8MoeIIvRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ihLgWxRqg

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Zzulu posted:

Yes, any exotic dudes who look even a little good are usually a hit

Good

I will never travel to Sweden and even if I did I would be frozen at the sight of a Swedish hottie but in my mind I'm already good enough to gently caress any of them swede babes

Wassup

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Sven Svensson is the most Swedish name

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