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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Not jpeg but whatever.
Swedens biggest artist the few latest years, Faith no More once said they liked him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3IgBPvdnE
National Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nc2HxLeM74
Feminist Party Leader burns cash money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSiRIyhUc7Y
One of the most beloved characters in the swedish youth literature and movie history, this is the intro to his tv-show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDoPREqtBKk
and finally, swedish rap, featuring violence against white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Juowx8Cmws

gently caress it have some more, I feel a need to enlighten you all about life here in paradise.

Indie Legends doing their last gig, a lot of pandapoppare(a swedish subculture)-girls crying, or swedes just crying generally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1b7DgdJawU
an rear end in a top hat and a couple of raggare, this one got subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk6FQE_OJms

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Feb 12, 2016

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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Emil I Lönneberga rules, almost all Astrid Lindgrens stuff is super good.

Maybe it's some way of handling all the stress you get from always having to run from your dad? that is in like every episode, Emil does something stupid or awesome and then his dad tries to catch him and beat his rear end. I figure he sometimes succeeds and the dolls are a way for Emil to handle that experience? also this is before cellphones and poo poo so what was he supposed to do?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

spregalia posted:

Really? Not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIbLMBodWfw



One was a timely equalizer in a tie of a round robin match (that you only won the group stage because you beat up on Bulgaria) in a tournament you literally got knocked out of in the first round of the knockout stage. The other won a goddamn gold medal in the Olympics.

Yeah but Hockey is kinda gay, and Zlatan is the best.

Also Fire Barrel, the Mona Sahlin quote aint fake.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I think most of those pictures are from uk or atleast outside of sweden.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Its so funny when people hate on sweden and complain about us saving human lives. Like ehhh we still got free education and health care, we got more girls and guys with nice "exotic" looks, still producing a lot of top list artist, we speak decent english, we got a feminist movement so women are loving me, not the other way around, If you get what I mean. Also the underground club scene is amazing. Sweden owns, other countries are good too tho, except russia, gently caress russia.

Edit pictures of swedish west coast ghetto/projects little mogadishu.

http://imgur.com/W931hv3

http://imgur.com/cbEHR10

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Feb 14, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Yeah it actually very nice and the rent is cheap. And its also on the police top 15 most criminal neighborhoods list. The cops says that gangs runs the place, which is a loving joke.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Zzulu posted:

I run my own Swedish Gang

Cool, whats your name? what do you do?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Zzulu posted:

We call ourselves the rough riders

On weekends, we all meet up in this abandoned warehouse and get pegged by angry swedish women

that is very gay, good for you.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

deputamadre posted:

"We can't effectively patrol the area because we risk getting attacked by a mob" does not mean "Ze Pequeno runs the favela with his child soldiers" and I'm not sure how that picture of a playground and a footpath proves them wrong

The pictures are just pictures dude.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Yeah it sure does

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

rear end cobra posted:

Hmm, insufferably smug and too stupid to use img code. I think we have ourselves a swede

well yeah? smug, dumb and sexy is how I roll.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Lol at "gangs" in countries without guns....what do they do, pummel their victim? Cut em with a dinner knife?

Actually getting a gun here aint hard. Its like 500$ for a handgun. Last year some gangsta did some real scarface poo poo tho, he walked into a restaurant with an ak47 and just started shooting.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

swedes are even easier to spot than vegans, wiccans, cyclists or people without television

Well most swedes are vegan wiccans with cycles and without television(we use our computers)

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
We are neutral lol, we dont take sides in wars, we are a goddamn weapons supplier, why is this so hard to understand?
Also norway is cool and nice, but Oslo has waaay too many heroin addicts. Actually bring back the kalmar union, the combination of swedish smugness and gender politics, norwegian oil and fjords, danish girls and weed, and the icelandic weirdness. It will be heaven on earth. Atlantis will finally be reborn.

Also swedes racially pure? lol no, we have way too much anglo-saxon and mongol blood running in our veins. Danes on the other hand..those are some whitey whites.

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Feb 14, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Nauta posted:

that's 1940's geopolitics dude

yeah? dont know dont care.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Randarkman posted:

Heroin is a part of the Norwegian cultural landscape.

Only Swedes want a Scandinavian union because they assume they will be the center of it.

why heroin tho? like dont you have shrooms growing wild and poo poo like we do in sweden?

Yeah, but Copenhagen would probably be a better choice, gently caress Stockholm.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Zzulu posted:

I didn't even know Finland had an airforce, so I learned something new today

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Zzulu posted:

What's so great about Oslo, it looks like A Boring City

The heroin?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

Considering it's well-known that gangs run a shitload of the clubs in the middle of Stockholm, I don't know why you find that so hard to believe.

Cause the cops says that whole neighborhoods are under the control of gangs, and that is some hyperbole. of course there is some criminal elements in low income areas, and some of the kids sell drugs among other things. But we are not talking people wearing gang colours, harassing the community and shooting civilians or whatever.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

That's not at all what they say. You should read the reports, not second or third hand accounts.

Yeah or gently caress the reports, no ones reading them anyway. My problem is with the media and their portrayal of the projects. With the current right wing wave thats going on in Sweden, I feel that the media and police should be more careful not to slander whole neighborhoods(and scare the white swedes) or atleast have a greater variety in their articles, sure there is A LOT of problems but it aint all bad and it sure as hell aint no crazy gangland filled with dangerous brown people. For the last 4 years I have been living in one of those high risk areas that the cops have been talking about and I have worked in a couple of them, any no one has killed, robbed or raped me yet.

To put my personal view into some sort of context: I grew up in the nazi countryside where young white men do a lot of speed, and ghb, carry knives, burn cars, throw stones at lefties peoples houses and wear swastikas in school, and media barely write about those problems, or atleast they do not get as much negative attention as whatever the brown people are doing.

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Feb 15, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

Maybe because nobody gives a poo poo about the countryside

Well, its a loving breeding ground for nazi dopeheads so maybe they should. I guess the local news cover it to some extent atleast.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
the problem with sweden is white people

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

enraged_camel posted:

except the chicks

yeah they are great If you like(or can stand) getting pegged in bed and being called a patriarchal pig over a cup of coffee.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

You sound like a bitter MRA niceguy, in my experience and others I've heard, Swedish girls are nothing like that.

I dont think Its bad tho?
The patriarchal pig part may have been hyperbole, but the pegging well... Its as popular in Sweden as heroin is in Norway.

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Feb 15, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

The post above you originally read "I'm playing my current SA character well" before he edited it. Dude is an amateur that ruined his own trolling by gloating about it.

Amateur, yes fo sho, not a troll tho. why you guys are so upset?

Edit anyway jpegs:

Raggare.



Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Feb 15, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Panda Poppare:


Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

I dont like stockholm, its at the end of the goddamn earth and the people living in stockholm somehow thinks it's the center of the world.

http://www.vice.com/en_se/read/we-got-an-illustrator-to-draw-the-biggest-stereotypes-about-stockholm-234?utm_source=vicefbswe

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Dave Concepcion posted:

you must hate skinny white chicks, the only place in the world where the girls come close to being as hot as in oslo is stockholm

But Copenhagen? Copenhagen dude

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

SPELA SHORELINE :argh:

Från Götet? eller har detta blivit ett rikstäckande svenne meme?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Beeswax posted:

i allra högsta grad rikstäckande

va? när? hur? varför?

lilljonas posted:

Sports Argument Stadium > The Michu Picchu > The Official GAIS SA clubhouse

Hittade inget, antar tråden ligger sist i forumet....Heja blåvitt!

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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Typiskt sthlm att behöva försöka verka lite coolare genom att appropriera gbg stajl. B-) Gulligt.

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