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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
With Valentines day just around the corner, I thought it would be appropriate if we made some cards to hand out to people in the desperate hope that we get a date out of it. Considering we are all goons most of us could use all the help we can get. The funnier the better. The only rules are that it must be made in MSPaint (they can be as detailed as you want or as terrible as you want) and that there has to be a joke (or at least an attempt at a joke) in there somewhere. Let get laid!




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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
these are fantastic

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Should I go to art school

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007


This is very good.
I once handed out Michael Jordan cards to an entire class of white children

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm going to drink extra hard by myself this weekend.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



If u don't hang urself while shooting ropes on V day they say it's not true love

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Finally, a Valentine's card that speaks to TCC

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
This one is for the gamers!!!


chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

lmbo

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
This guy rules at Valentine's cards:

http://www.mlinehamart.com/

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The best part of this one is that it's just so universal that it can be given to anyone anywhere.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Wasn't expecting a good thread

Huh

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
here's one for the anime loving necrophiliac

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

:anime:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I do know what the ladies like

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

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