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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Zahgaegun posted:

When someone breaks in, do two pushups and say "nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, ten thousand!" Jump up and give a couple of air punches. Then pretend to notice the intruders. Smile slowly. Strike a kung-fu pose.

This is my favorite by far

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