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post sexy tips that are guaranteed to make make your special ladies or men or furries have a sexy time. I find that shaving my hair (all of it, inc eyebrows) works a charm Always try to one up your partners over dinner. they got a promotion at work? well you just bought platinum on something awful any tips???
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If you were a furry shaving all your hair def would not work.
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Feb 12, 2016 09:37
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Put in more than just the tip, the shaft is really good too don't neglect it.
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Feb 12, 2016 09:44
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blow your brains out in front of the house of a casual acquaintance. they will always believe that you had some kind of deep feelings for them but really you did not. punkd!
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Feb 12, 2016 09:47
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leave a tip
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Feb 12, 2016 10:07
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dress nice for your nightly anime wank session
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Feb 12, 2016 10:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqPb16Ox-0
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Feb 12, 2016 10:13
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Make her eat dinner off the glass bottom boat
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Feb 12, 2016 10:24
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Lady/twinkgoons: Spread nutella on your butt
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Feb 12, 2016 10:26
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Luxury Communism posted:If you were a furry shaving all your hair def would not work. my fursona is an elephant
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Feb 12, 2016 12:06
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tell her you want to try something new and then do anal with her
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Feb 12, 2016 12:08
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lifehack: if you shove lots of stuff in your butt the doctors HAVE TO remove it. thats basically sex. ypute welcome
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Feb 12, 2016 12:16
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Offer to pay for the taxi to give her a ride home afterwards.
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Feb 12, 2016 12:20
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if you go on a date with a girl you should offer to buy her a drink. girls love that. it costs a bit more but the plus side is if she has too many her judgement might be impaired and she could have sex with you. if you get really lucky she might even be unable to say no which is good just a little tip for Valentine's Day
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Feb 12, 2016 12:25
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well i do sex all the time sometimes every day i will do it. so i know a lot of many tipes to share, but here are some;. these are mainly tips for a man and a woman i dont know much about having sex with a man. and im not a woman so i dont know about being a lesbian either. i am sorry if you do no tfeel included in these descriptions and tips but i can only work with what i know. i guess you could adapt these tups if you are a man haveing sex with a man but im sorry to the lesbian laduies i cant help but i hope we can still be friens if you are a man when you are on top bend and thrust with your knees not your hips. this will allow you to gain entry with more fforce. it works better and feels ver. nice i like it if the ladie is on top or if you are a ladie you can go on top and then, when you are underneath you can writhe around and make yourself curl in a circle. the rhytmic sensation is nice, the ladies like the feeling of it going around and aroung and the sensation is ver. nice i like it heres a tip for those who like to do a sex: wait until your partner is a sleep, then quickly go under the covers and make your penis go in side them. it feels ver. nice to do this and its a lot of fun. do it many times, in out in out, for a neat effect the main point of sensitivity on a penis is underneath the shafr just above the part where the testicles sit. rub there very hard and see what happen! a man is has a hard penis when he is feeling nice and has a good idea that he likes what he is looking at, a naked lady, a nice breat or a lady with no clothes on. this means he is ready to feel nice and wants you to make you feel nice too. it feels good to have a p another fun tip os to pretend you are people that you are not really, for example you could pretend you are a police, and the other one is a crimial. or you could say, pretend you are there to fix the pool or refridgadair. i dont really udnerstand this one but a lot of people do it i have seen it in movies, on the television too. if you have to go to the toilet to do a pee, you can hold it in an d not do it, then you can do a sex on a lady and while you are holding it in. then strait after it you can go to the toilet and pee in the toilet, it feels ver. nice i like doing this sometimes you cant find someone to do sex with and it can sometimes be disappointing becuase you want to do it but theres no one to do it with. well i found a secret, if you go to the bath tub and run the water really fast you can put your penus under the water and it feels ver. nice. you can do it with a shower too but you have to turn the water on not very much and its harder to do this way, you realy need a bathrub. i dont know if lady can do this, maybe? maybe a girl could try it and say if it works well i dont have any more tips for sex i hope youcan find some usefyul tips in here. thanks for reading, thanks, bye
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Feb 12, 2016 12:26
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lonesomedwarf posted:well i do sex all the time sometimes every day i will do it. so i know a lot of many tipes to share, but here are some;. these are mainly tips for a man and a woman i dont know much about having sex with a man. and im not a woman so i dont know about being a lesbian either. i am sorry if you do no tfeel included in these descriptions and tips but i can only work with what i know. i guess you could adapt these tups if you are a man haveing sex with a man but im sorry to the lesbian laduies i cant help but i hope we can still be friens 
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Feb 12, 2016 12:28
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Dip your dick and balls in chocolate, then have her lick it off (do NOT do this if your GF is a dog, she will get sick and possibly die).
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Feb 12, 2016 12:32
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Put ananas rings around your dick and let her or him eat them off
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Feb 12, 2016 12:41
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Wear a bow tie.
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Feb 12, 2016 12:45
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Remember to emit the correct pheromone signature to indicate your are a high-status male
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Feb 12, 2016 12:48
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Be attentive to your partner's physical and emotional desires. Make them feel loved and attractive. Spend time with them and excite their erogenous zones before sex.
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Feb 12, 2016 12:55
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gently caress like a madman i dont know how to explain it exactly but you want to be doing it like this 
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Feb 12, 2016 12:55
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shower and use your hand to wipe your bum
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Feb 12, 2016 12:56
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Have a big penis.
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Feb 12, 2016 12:57
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hi, i have never had a valentine and i would one day like to have one, i know it is too late this year but maybe next year. i dont want to go off topic (sorry mods please forgive me) but what tips can you give me to get a valentine. thank you.
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Feb 12, 2016 12:59
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Feb 12, 2016 13:05
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Heat up a pumpkin in a microwave before attempting intercourse, you earned it, chum!
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Feb 12, 2016 13:30
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Eat poo poo OP. & I mean that in a personal, mean-spirited, venal kind of way that has nothing to do with getting your dick wet and more to do with a slow, painful death of sepsis. I don't think that's too much to ask. 
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Feb 12, 2016 13:32
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Swap your V-day meal's wine with grape juice so your faculties are all in good order when it comes to the 'big night'.
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Feb 12, 2016 13:52
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Talcum powder on the balls.
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Feb 12, 2016 14:58
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Use deodorant on your smelly balls lest their reek attract derision from potential sexual partners.
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Feb 12, 2016 15:18
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put the penis into the butt
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Feb 12, 2016 15:20
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Wasn't he the scientist that discovered humidity or something?
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Feb 12, 2016 15:25
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Feb 12, 2016 15:26
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have a good cry in the shower before your valentine shows up, that way there will be less tears when you cry during sex
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Feb 12, 2016 15:30
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Inside Out Mom posted:have a good cry in the shower before your valentine shows up, that way there will be less tears when you cry during sex But then what will you use for anal lube? 
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Feb 12, 2016 15:44
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Read "Pounded in the butt by my own reluctance to be pounded in the butt on Valentine's Day" by Chuck Tingle.
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Feb 12, 2016 15:56
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Watch a romantic movie like Starship Troopers or Excel Saga with your significant other.
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Feb 12, 2016 15:57
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Comb your hair.
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Feb 12, 2016 16:04
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shave your head 
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Feb 12, 2016 16:06
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