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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
that Harry Potter and Ron Weasly and just really obviously girls. they are the most 100% completely lame fuckbois ever written.

hi Ron it's your best friend harry here. I've been feeling some strong emotions and I'd love to sit down and chat about it sometime. thanks for listening I love you - hairy potter

ps im w**king as I write this

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
kill yourself

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
where did they get the technology to make their sticks shoot lasers and don't even get me started on apparently jet-propelled brooms

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its because theyre british

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you also need to take into account they are submerged in a world of wonder and horror facing insurmountable odds and being challenged at every turn so there is bound to be some tension

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





What music does harry listen to?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Enfield posted:

you also need to take into account they are submerged in a world of wonder and horror facing insurmountable odds and being challenged at every turn so there is bound to be some tension

what about when they are at their magic school full of wizards and magicians and they have to take a class in fortune telling. they all fortune telling? like this is bullshit.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
also get a phone you idiots Jesus chrsit

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

cheesetriangles posted:

What music does harry listen to?

nothing at all and then one band all of a sudden which will turn up at the end of the book as a major plot point

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

who cares about lovely british books? nothing the brits ever did is good

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Michaellaneous posted:

who cares about lovely british books? nothing the brits ever did is good


whoa sorry mr edgy

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wheres his tits then

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You know who would have been great to play as Mad-Eye Moody in the films?
Christopher Lloyd.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Orkin Mang posted:

wheres his tits then

For the answer to that question, let's turn to Deviantart for a moment...

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Applewhite posted:

You know who would have been great to play as Mad-Eye Moody in the films?
Christopher Lloyd.


and instead of a time turner for hermione to go back in time to get to all her classes doobiedore should have given her a delorean

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Applewhite posted:

You know who would have been great to play as Mad-Eye Moody in the films?
Christopher Lloyd.

What about Samuel L Jackson?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

What about Samuel L Jackson?

He'd have been a better Dumbledore, I think.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’ wizards on this motherfuckin school

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
there kids in a book written by a woman who came up with it as a story for her daughter well see ya

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Ahundredbux posted:

there kids in a book written by a woman who came up with it as a story for her daughter well see ya

I thought that was the hobbit only a man and son.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
that's george r.r tolkien

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Applewhite posted:

He'd have been a better Dumbledore, I think.
woah a gay black principal? the world is not ready for that yet

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




No, I never noticed, because I don't read children's books. Thanks for asking though.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
drat kids growing up in the 90s, how dare they read time appropriate children's fiction!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Colonel Cancer posted:

drat kids growing up in the 90s, how dare they read time appropriate children's fiction!

my man

harry potter is a movie

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

RideTheSpiral posted:

ps im w**king as I write this

Did you know theres a crew page specifically for people to post while working? Maybe you could try that next time.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

RideTheSpiral posted:

that Harry Potter and Ron Weasly and just really obviously girls. they are the most 100% completely lame fuckbois ever written.

hi Ron it's your best friend harry here. I've been feeling some strong emotions and I'd love to sit down and chat about it sometime. thanks for listening I love you - hairy potter

ps im w**king as I write this

technically the author never says definitively Harry or Ron have penises, really it's kinda hosed up you just assumed they did

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING
Nice and topical, thanks OP!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I remember elf slaves made all the food and everyone seemed totally OK and cool with that. Pretty hosed up.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Congrats, OP. You have discovered that Harry Potter is poo poo. This has been known for many years. At least a bunch of doofus's can now say they have read a book which would not have happened were it not for trash writer JK Rowling.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
wait a minute did the author ever clear up if harry potter is actually mexican or not

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
heh heh get this one guys "HArry POTHead and the search for the sorcerer's BONG"

hehheehhehehehe


the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i wonder if they have wizard schools in mexico

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

the great deceiver posted:

wait a minute did the author ever clear up if harry potter is actually mexican or not

he's like half-snake or something i think? anyway his uncle turns into a werewolf

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

the great deceiver posted:

wait a minute did the author ever clear up if harry potter is actually mexican or not
Tumblr idiots like to pretend he's half indian.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
ron, what the hell. We all wore hell thing longer than you did

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I remember elf slaves made all the food and everyone seemed totally OK and cool with that. Pretty hosed up.



They liked being slaves.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
Too busy banging chicks to notice but thanks for this update

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Enfield posted:

its because theyre british

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I did actually notice that, OP

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