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Sim City Bitch
Sim Sim City Bitch
Put ten ten twenties on them titties bitch
Goku
Tom Brady
Preemptive "Free Nooner"
I already regret this thread
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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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And let me tell you it isn't as good as it was when I was 17. What happened? Did my tastes change? Did cutting back funding make me regret less?
Are the impressive at the time cheat codes showing their age? This thing was my favoritegame for like several years and now I just kinda have to suffer through it

why do we come to hate the things we love, gbs

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's, "ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch."

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
F U N D

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Germstore posted:

It's, "ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch."

Sorry I let you down Germstore. What can I do to atone for this error?

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

quick, someone make a parody thread about the 90's sitcom spin city. suggested thread title "i watched spin city again"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Booblord Zagats posted:

Sorry I let you down Germstore. What can I do to atone for this error?

I just don't know. I expect more from a Booblord.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
I cannot decide wether it is a Penis or a horse carriage..

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
The maps probably seemed bigger when you were small

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Panniculus Rift posted:

quick, someone make a parody thread about the 90's sitcom spin city. suggested thread title "i watched spin city again"

has young connie britton, who is strangely much less hot than old connie britton

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I didn't know Sim City has curved streets now, this changes everything.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
:rant: YOU WILL REGRET THIS

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Was going to threadshit but that is an impressive Dicktown

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sim City 2000 was extremely my poo poo. Can't say I cared much for 3000 onwards.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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bradzilla posted:

Was going to threadshit but that is an impressive Dicktown

This thread was made for making GBS threads, brad. Go wild

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

Sim City 2000 was extremely my poo poo. Can't say I cared much for 3000 onwards.

You and the rest of this thread should get Game of the Decade Cities: Skylines which is essentially 2000.... in 3D

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

You and the rest of this thread should get Game of the Decade Cities: Skylines which is essentially 2000.... in 3D

I like it, but it really lacks the whimsy that 2000 had that made it so endearing

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

I like it, but it really lacks the whimsy that 2000 had that made it so endearing

This is true, but that was as much a product of the 90s as anything else, and died with 9/11 :rip:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i got into planning, and real life is nothing like the game. IRL all of your "advisors" give horrible advice, with many of them having GED's or high school diplomas at the most; if anything their advice will lead to your city being total garbage and you'll have an unhappy populace.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

This is true, but that was as much a product of the 90s as anything else, and died with 9/11 :rip:

Every thread about how the 80s and 90s were fun always ends up talkin about the twin towers. Osama, Saddam and that Iranian dark sorcerer really did steal our innocence :(

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

i got into planning, and real life is nothing like the game. IRL all of your "advisors" give horrible advice, with many of them having GED's or high school diplomas at the most; if anything their advice will lead to your city being total garbage and you'll have an unhappy populace.
YOU CAN'T TAX TO FUND SPENDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kuato posted:

i got into planning, and real life is nothing like the game. IRL all of your "advisors" give horrible advice, with many of them having GED's or high school diplomas at the most; if anything their advice will lead to your city being total garbage and you'll have an unhappy populace.

I feel ya. I sometimes go to Chamber of Commerce meetings and the City planner and manager show up. Those two guys are so filled with hate for 90% of the people in that room but they do an OK job hiding it. I've had to hear them explain a dozen times why they aren't letting some rednecks open the towns 20th gun store/pawn shop and feeling the entire time like one of them would snap and start screeching "HOW DO YOU IGNORANT WHITEBREAD FUCKS NOT UNDERSTAND WE'RE PROTECTING YOUR PROPERTY VALUES!?"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bradzilla posted:

Was going to threadshit but that is an impressive Dicktown

poo poo all over my dicktown

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
porntipsguzzardo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Make a dick town, then remove all sewer lines and wait for it to be a poo poo caked dick town. Then name it "Pejorative Gay"

Make a vulva town, then remove all access to water so it dries up and name it "Joan Rivers"

make a butt town, then have an earthquake split it in two. Name it "Goatse"

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
the new Sim City sucked OP, it's not you

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
SNES or PC Simcity OG or nothing

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Panniculus Rift posted:

quick, someone make a parody thread about the 90's sitcom spin city. suggested thread title "i watched spin city again"

I had some copies on VHS but my tracking is hosed and the image won't stop shaking, so sadly I can't

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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New Sim City was odd but some people seemed to have fun with it

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