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This seems like the perfect excuse:quote:For 30 years, a Canadian man lived under a different name with an apparently unknown past and didn’t know he had any relatives, until now, according to the Niagara Regional Police. http://ktla.com/2016/02/12/30-years-after-suffering-head-injury-canadian-man-remembers-his-identity-police/ Nobody can blame you or prove anything. You just go somewhere and assume a new identity, pretend you are that person, and believe it yourself. Live however you want. If you ever get called on it, you just never break character until you feel like it. If you want to go back to your old life, just do it and say you hit your head two (or 20!) years ago and just remembered who you are. No fault, no blame. Maybe it helps to be mentally handicapped like this guy was. But that should be no barrier to entry for any goon.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:52 |
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yeah but how is that going to solve any of my problems OP
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:53 |
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It solves ALL your problems except the retardation. You just can't understand because of said retardation.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:56 |
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this is my plan if i am ever accused of a serious crime
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:56 |
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so to escape my crippling failures brought on by my own ineptitude, I get to take that same ineptitude and start all over ... except with no credit, job history, education history, or support system of any kind?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:58 |
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Utz posted:It solves ALL your problems except the retardation. You just can't understand because of said retardation. retardation must own because youre not aware of the lack of any type of existence after death and instead are loving ecstatic because scooby doo is starting
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:00 |
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Yes, now you're getting it. But I was never talking about escape, just a temporary vacation with no blame attached. More like a moral hall pass.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:00 |
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Robo Reagan posted:retardation must own because youre not aware of the lack of any type of existence after death and instead are loving ecstatic because scooby doo is starting Wow, you provide a fascinating glimpse into an poorly-functioning brain! As always!
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:02 |
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Utz posted:Wow, you provide a fascinating glimpse into an poorly-functioning brain! As always! i learned it from you, dad
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:02 |
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Robo Reagan posted:i learned it from you, dad The human condition, alas.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:03 |
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I don't remember ever making bad posts. Time for a new life starting with this fantastic effort.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:11 |
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lol why would you let someone with those problems go on a solo bus trip?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:15 |
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That Robot posted:lol why would you let someone with those problems go on a solo bus trip? because being a retard minder is actually a really stressful job and if you take your eyes off of them for 5 minutes to take a dump or something they can disappear and tbh the bus driver has probably dealt with less coherent people trying to get on the bus
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:50 |
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This is like that episode of Breaking Bad. Good show.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:39 |
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I would never trust a retard again.
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