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Lol retire They're not going to be able to retire due to crippling debt.
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ElectricSheep posted:...retire?
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AEMINAL posted:I'm technically a millennial and I will probably jack in and jack off to hot virtual babes, if my arthritis doesn't act up too bad. we will die horribly, op
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Feb 12, 2016 23:39
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Thin Privilege posted:Lol retire When they can no longer work they can report for retirement SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE
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Gonna paint Warhammer figurines in my basement lounge/dungeon built expressly for that purpose.
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Feb 12, 2016 23:45
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Being a boomer, I will likely be dead in 50 years. If not, I will be so old that they will interview me on "Good Morning, America", or the OASIS equivalent, and my 15 minutes of fame will be over. (Theoretically, I will be retiring in 12 or 13 years. By that time I'll have almost 40 years in my career.)
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genesplicer posted:Being a boomer, I will likely be dead in 50 years. If not, I will be so old that they will interview me on "Good Morning, America", or the OASIS equivalent, and my 15 minutes of fame will be over. What's your favorite movie, Genesplicer? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Feb 12, 2016 23:52
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I.C. posted:What's your favorite movie, Genesplicer? Inquiring minds want to know. I don't really have a favorite. It keeps changing. At this moment I'm watching "Big Trouble in Little China" which may give you an insight into my personality.
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Feb 12, 2016 23:54
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genesplicer posted:Being a boomer, I will likely be dead in 50 years. If not, I will be so old that they will interview me on "Good Morning, America", or the OASIS equivalent, and my 15 minutes of fame will be over. ha ha. you think your either a boomer or you will live for 50 years
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Feb 12, 2016 23:57
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when where you born genesplicer?
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Feb 12, 2016 23:58
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i dont think millennials do any work, theres nothing to retire from
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I should be retiring in 10 years which will make me 50 then, maybe sooner though but then I am counting on millennials to keep my investments alive gently caress
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Feb 13, 2016 00:36
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No millenials will retire. The last boomer president will purge the world in nuclear fire since no generation will achieve what they have.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:53
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your mom, obviously
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genesplicer posted:Being a boomer, I will likely be dead in 50 years. If not, I will be so old that they will interview me on "Good Morning, America", or the OASIS equivalent, and my 15 minutes of fame will be over. what was it like moderating usenet grampa
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Feb 13, 2016 01:02
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are we gonna be a bunch of 80 year olds having lovely arguments about video games?
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Fonzarelli posted:are we gonna be a bunch of 80 year olds having lovely arguments about video games? Being an old millennial will be just like being a conventional old person today except replace bingo with speed runs.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:11
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Waffle! posted:Welcome to Costco. I love you. Thank you for loving Pupkin.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:54
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Netflix and chill the whole old home. poo poo gone git freak
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Feb 13, 2016 06:53
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Retire? In our God-King Trump's Imperium Americana, retirement will be cast off as a diseased hindrance of industrial self-production. I will die at my post, serving the One True Ruler. Hopefully I will eventually fall during the Tumblr Rebellion, or during the tumultuous Liberal Spring.
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Feb 13, 2016 06:54
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I'll probably hover around in my hover chair.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:07
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Things are either gonna be good enough in fifty years that you can do whatever you want or bad enough that you will have likely been consumed by rapist cannibals. That is a very sincere delineation of the paths ahead.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:16
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Retire from what. Blogging? Taking pictures of their lunch?
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Feb 13, 2016 07:21
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After Bernie is done DESTROYING America i will retire to the recycling vats at the oldest legal age of 50.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:30
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Lamebot posted:After Bernie is done DESTROYING America i will retire to the recycling vats at the oldest legal age of 50. Hey at least you won't have to babysit your spawn thanks to the 'Creche.
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Feb 13, 2016 08:04
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lol if you think anyone in our generation will ever be able to retire.
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Feb 13, 2016 08:06
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i have been alienating others my whole life, i plan to do so more deliberately in old age. i will take up reptile care and other uncommon hobbies that put off most people. i hope to live on a road kids walk home down after school, and sit on my porch shirtless with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders.
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Feb 13, 2016 08:12
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How does one retire without ever having a job?
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Feb 13, 2016 09:39
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Good luck working at the artisanal moustache wax shoppe until you're 120!
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Feb 13, 2016 09:51
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Gunna play star citizen in my VR space ship. Pew Pew. gently caress the kids coming to see you twice a year let em stay at home. I got a bogies to shoot.
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Feb 13, 2016 09:55
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Retirement is for loving quitters ill die at my keyboard
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Feb 13, 2016 10:46
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Genesplicer will 100% outlive me. I just turned 27
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yolo65 or yolo55 Whatever the freedom55 slogan is thats my joke bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:what was it like moderating usenet grampa I didn't moderate usenet. However, I was the games moderator on a BBS, in the early 1980s. I ran a weekly movie trivia contest. This was before IMDB and movies on demand. At the time I ran the contest, there were very few movie sources. HBO was around, and Leonard Maltin had books listing movies, but my trivia questions were not the things you could find the answers to unless you actually saw the movie. It was great fun.
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Feb 15, 2016 09:32
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They'll just die. Same as everyone else
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Feb 15, 2016 10:11
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My kids will set me adrift on a piece of garbage towards garbage island.
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Feb 15, 2016 10:42
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I think Genesplicer just referenced Ready Player One, which is garbage. It makes me sad that he might have bad taste in books. Millenials won't be able to retire in 50 years because they spent all the money they should have been saving on stupid tattoos, and other trivial bullshit. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Feb 15, 2016 |
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Feb 15, 2016 11:23
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Be instantly fed into the biomass disassembler and sluice into the protein reprocessing vats.
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Feb 15, 2016 11:40
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Casimir Radon posted:I think Genesplicer just referenced Ready Player One, which is garbage. It makes me sad that he might have bad taste in books. i spent mine on drugs are you calling drugs trivial bullshit? the things that made all creative works, modern medicine, war etc possible? that to you is "bullshit" ok.
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Millenials will work until they die, retirement will be reserved for the wealthy.
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