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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

and it's still not here

estimated arrival: 25-35 minutes

i called an hour and a half ago and they said someone was walking out the door with it.

i called 45 minutes later (pizza wait time is now at 2:30) and they said it was still there

i was going to tip five dollars on a 20 dollar order but now i think i'm going to burn the cash in front of them and blow a huge cloud of weed in their face

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

oh wait the weed smoke thing

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sacrifice a goat to the pizza gods and burn the entrails. if it still doesnt come just eat the goat

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

their pizza tracker LIED AND SAID I GOT IT HERE 2:30 MINUTES AGO

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mandator posted:

and it's still not here

estimated arrival: 25-35 minutes

i called an hour and a half ago and they said someone was walking out the door with it.

i called 45 minutes later (pizza wait time is now at 2:30) and they said it was still there

i was going to tip five dollars on a 20 dollar order but now i think i'm going to burn the cash in front of them and blow a huge cloud of weed in their face

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

its only 8:10 have some pacients ya dingus

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
maybe try waiting a little longer op

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
The time frames you are indicating are real free pizza territory. If it shows up pay for it I guess but I would have told them to gently caress off after an hour

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Nooner posted:

its only 8:10 have some pacients ya dingus

oh shoot i forgot about timezones you're right they could've been talking about a different time zone

good catch

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
poo poo that's tweet dominoes and get a dozen free pizzas territory

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

sacrifice a goat to the pizza gods and burn the entrails. if it still doesnt come just eat the goat

Actually if they haven't sent the order out yet call back in and ask them to cut it in the shape of a pentagram in exchange for some goat meat.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i hope you get run over by a semi truck. a grizzly accident. a stain on the pavement that is gone in a week. i see you now. i see you.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Shaquin posted:

poo poo that's tweet dominoes and get a dozen free pizzas territory
good idea, tweet to them about how much you like gay sex

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i actually paid in advance with a cc

oh god i am never getting this pizza

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
sue them

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

btw est times people, est times

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
If that ends up being the case take it to the limit and call your local police to inform them of pizza fraud rather than charging back out the gates

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hope op is murdered by delivery boy for making this bitchmade thread

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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yeah dude call the cops now so they're there when it shows up

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
lol wait you've been waiting for your pizza for over 3 hours

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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if it ever does LOL

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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Write a review on yelp

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill mail you a samdwhich. pm me your adress

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Honestly after an hour and a half you should have considered driving down and confronting them if you still thought you had a horse in the race.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Mandator posted:

i actually paid in advance with a cc

oh god i am never getting this pizza

call your cc company and tell them you paid but never got the pizza they'll for sure take the charge off they don't give a gently caress
also tweet dominos.
if you do this you'll end up getting multiple free pizzas out of it.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
do u not have your pizza op?

this is why america needs trump smdh

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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Trump would make dominoes build a pizza pipeline straight to your house after this kuckery.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i am not mad because if i worked at a pizza place i wouldn't give a poo poo either

critical update:

i just talked to someone else and they're remaking it and delivering it. apparently it was returned because they couldn't see my apartment number. i entered my apartment number. i have had delivery several times here. plus they had my phone number. i think everything's going to be ok guys

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op maybe u don't need to eat $20 worth of dominos pizza by yourself, so this is a good thing

wtf is $20 of dominos anyway, like 4 pizzas?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

at least with trump the pizzas would run on time

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

man maybe don't assume i live alone just because you do

i live in a fly rear end house with a fly rear end wife and i got a fly rear end life

sometimes you just want to do a bunch of drugs and eat lovely food

if you ain't down with that get the gently caress out of my house i mean thread

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
trump would have the op executed as a prerequisite for making america great again. you are dragging the rest of us down!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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Mandator posted:

man maybe don't assume i live alone just because you do

i live in a fly rear end house with a fly rear end wife and i got a fly rear end life

sometimes you just want to do a bunch of drugs and eat lovely food

if you ain't down with that get the gently caress out of my house i mean thread

posts in gbs about late pizza

references apartment

has house, wife



?????????????

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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WHAT THE LITERAL gently caress

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Anderron Shi posted:

posts in gbs about late pizza

references apartment

has house, wife



?????????????

apartment so big it feel like a house

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i make big money, i drive big cars

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
lol op you handled this like a bitch your wife is gonna go cheat on you now

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Mandator posted:

i make big money, i drive big cars

so you were the pizza delivery boy all along. i wasnt expecting this to be a spooky thread.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mandator posted:

apartment so big it feel like a house

and ur left hand so numb it feel like a wife?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

logical phalluses posted:

lol op you handled this like a bitch your wife is gonna go cheat on you now

dibs :q:

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

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jackyl posted:

and ur left hand so numb it feel like a wife?

LOL

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