itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

i think he's depressed

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/699534594882740224

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/699564864826527744

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/699569906602237952

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 15:52

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:32

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lmao the goonbot turned into a goon

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 03:05

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

just rate limit it, jeez

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 02:52

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

tmesis posted:

krebs no

https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/707679643139239936

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah brian nooooo

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 06:47

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/708318236375261185

giving poop advice to forums superstars

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 17:00

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Granbar posted:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/708406646767116288

umm I think that's just one of my tweets word-for-word

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 17:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

oh yeah there it is

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 17:24

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

atomicthumbs posted:

Or turn it the other way around

lol

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 16:56

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lmao he's become the worst support bot

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 20:02

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

ahahahahahaha

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 06:07

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Al! posted:

(recorded, gay)

ahahahahah

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 19:50

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lol

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 09:20

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

ugh getting cuda working on ec2 is a pain in the rear end

i liked atomicthumbs rnn trained on top gun but i wondered if a larger sample size would help so im training a 2048 neuron net on the entire seinfeld script library. should take about 60-100 hours but ill check the snapshots to see how its going.

# ¿ May 2, 2016 09:36

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Pumpy Dumper posted:

hit me with some good RNN guides.

there's not many right now, i'm going off of https://github.com/larspars/word-rnn

so far i've been tweaking and got

code:

K R A M E R :  G e o r g e   w e   a r e   f r i e n d s h i p ?

[K R A M E R   E X I T S   G E O R G E]

but then i realized i forgot to set my ec2 ssd space to more than 8gb and i ran out of space so i had to gently caress around with it

# ¿ May 2, 2016 23:38

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

I've got all 180 episodes which comes to just over 5mb of raw text which SHOULD be enough to not overfit a 2048 net I think? I gotta do more reading but I was just excited to get it running. if it proves to be reasonable I'll post my script for getting this running.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 14:00

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

I just grabbed them by hand while CUDA installed. I was gonna set up beautiful soup or something to scrape but it only took like 20 minutes to copy and paste them by hand

# ¿ May 3, 2016 15:30

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

code:

K R A M E R :   A h h ,   ( e a t i n g   h a n d s )

H A A R W O O D :   C o u l d   I   l o v e   m e ?

K R A M E R :   Y e a h ,   i f   y o u   m u s t   h a v e   a   p o n y .

J E R R Y :   O h ,   h o w   a b o u t   m y   Y a n k e e s ?   A h   h u h   H i   P u d d y .   T h i s   i s   J o h n   V o i g h t ,  y o u   b u y . . .

i have no clue why it puts spaces between all the characters, this is iteration ~18000/84000 so i'm curious how it evolves from here

e: it won't stop talking about john voigt....

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 15:51 on May 3, 2016

# ¿ May 3, 2016 15:43

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Snapchat A Titty posted:

eating hands is a pretty kramer thing to do

it kinda fits?

code:

E L A I N E :   U h . . .   ( s a n d w i c h e s )   L e t ' s   s a y ,  I   k n e w   h e   w a s   h a i r y .

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 20:52 on May 3, 2016

# ¿ May 3, 2016 20:50

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Pumpy Dumper posted:

what kind of hardware do you need to run that stuff? ive got a laptop with ubuntu that is a few years old that i can put dedicated to this

I'm running it on ec2 because I cooked my GPU at home lol

# ¿ May 3, 2016 22:42

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

atomicthumbs posted:

because you're using word-rnn in character mode. try retraining with -word_level 1 and maybe -glove 1 (maybe use a bigger GloVe set than it asks for if you have time and it actually works?)

ahhhhh gently caress, too late now, i'll just format it

code:

(The three of them come to the fridge.)
GEORGE: Hey, listen, I don't know what you're talking about.
ELAINE: (standing) Hi Jerry.
JERRY: Hey Joe.
MORTY: Hello.
MORTY: Hello Jerry.
JERRY: Hello. Hello!
HELEN: Hello Jerry. Hello.
JERRY: Hello.
MORTY: Hello Jerry.
JERRY: Hello.
MORTY: Hello Jerry, that's the worst book on the road.

code:

GEORGE: Jerry. I'm homeless. I didn't do anything.
[Outside the manager of Jerry's Apartment]
JERRY: What mate?
GEORGE: It's Hell's birthday.

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 22:05 on May 4, 2016

# ¿ May 4, 2016 22:02

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

quote:

GEORGE: Hey, I love it! I'm Not George!

CLERK: I'll pick you up at least stinkin' comedy right now here. The coffins are comin' with me... You're no good!

(Elaine laughs. Esscape with Jerry)

[Setting: Jerry's apartment]

(Jerry, George, and Elaine are sitting in the booth headed for the door)

GEORGE: George? Got me Jerry.

JERRY: What is with you?

GEORGE: I'd have a good time. Uh, by the way, have you talked to men and meet men? Don't worry about it. Virility is a long time if a man.

ELAINE: You have to grab you alone again, so you were calling me a hell of a piny room.

(Jerry loads up his nose, still using a horse face, as he stands, making a deep breath. The waitress comes up to them.)

JERRY: Ok okay, I got you guys a little bit of screw lines.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 19:16

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

AWWNAW posted:

goddamn please post the seinfeld corpus

http://horriblenerds.com/files/seinfeld.txt

# ¿ May 6, 2016 21:08

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

no the same without the file name

# ¿ May 6, 2016 21:27

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

it's just sitting there doing nothing right now

not sure what to do with it really

i guess i can get it to spit out a shitload of text and put it up somewhere for people to rifle through

# ¿ May 20, 2016 00:41

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lmao that last one

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 14:45

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lolll

# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 12:58

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Crusader posted:

i think i'm happiest when it produces a reasonable sounding phrase that is still original:

thats incredible

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 06:48

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

yessssssssssssssss

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 20:16

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

twilight zone poo poo

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/770410795150737408

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 01:23

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lol

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 23:34

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

cheese-cube posted:

this wouldn't really be a markov bot but it might be an amusing idea:

https://twitter.com/tehloki/status/772952795716526080

Good idea

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 13:54

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/776345075773272064

:ohdear:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 04:43

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

mods please rename yospos "mike tyson's clown universe"

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 13:05

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Sagebrush posted:

i love this article for the RNN-generated baby names list

http://cs.stanford.edu/people/karpathy/namesGenUnique.txt

i'm Szipporn

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:55

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lmao

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:58

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/790764909516689408

i like this one

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 17:39

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

It hurts, Trig…
…I’m h…a…p…p…y…
…friends…
…It hurts, …it hurts…
Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig, Trig…..
…go… b… a… c…k…
…Trig… I feel… g… o… o… d…
…I’m so sad… …..Trig

Trig! Ah, Grrr, Ohhh…
Argh…
Yaaagh!…
It’s not right… not right…
not right…

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 23:37

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

lmao

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:15

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

It's line something straight out of /r/bitcoin, I'm flabbergasted.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:50

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:32

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

omg yessss

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 23:15

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