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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



vodkat posted:

this is v. cool and I am defiantly stealing this idea as my next idiot spare time project. I'm going to make a little zoo of markov bots and pretend that real people still use twitter :nsa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM&t=17s

markov polo is killing it nice work, thanks for the props re the idea trig!

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Trig Discipline posted:

it's a killer idea. should i credit your twitter handle instead of your forums handle?


also that video is magical

you can if you want to i guess: @GarbageDotNet

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Roargasm posted:

lmao azlyrics autobans you if you make too many connections but my poo poo works. Powershell v3+

I was able to get 1.3 megs of lyrics.txt before they got me on my VPN

http://www.azlyrics.com
PHP code:
$webClient = New-Object System.Net.WebClient
$webClient2 = New-Object System.Net.WebClient
$artistURL = Read-Host -Prompt "enter URL of lyrics to grab (like [url]http://www.azlyrics.com/n/nickiminaj.html[/url])"
$outFile = 'c:\files\rihanna.txt'


$artistBase = $webClient.DownloadString("$artistURL")
$artistOne = $artistBase.Split()
$artistTwo = $artistOne | Select-String -Pattern 'h:"../lyrics' | out-string


$artistTwo = $artistTwo.Replace('h:"..','http://www.azlyrics.com')
$artistTwo = $artistTwo.Replace('",','')

$lyricURLs = $artistTwo.Split()



foreach ($URL in $lyricURLs) {
    try{   
    $lyricBase = $webClient2.DownloadString("$URL") 
     
    $lyricStart = $lyricBase.LastIndexOf('Sorry about that. -->')
    $lyricEnd = $lyricBase.LastIndexOf('<br><br>')
    $totalChars = $lyricEnd - $lyricStart
    $songLyrics = $lyricBase.Substring($lyricStart, $totalChars)
    $clearedLyrics = $songLyrics.replace('</div>','').Replace('<br>',"`n").Replace('<div>','').Replace('<i>','') `
	.Replace('</i>','').Replace('Sorry about that. -->',"`n")
    echo $clearedLyrics >> $outFile
    }
    catch {}
    }

why are you using system.net.webclient, just use invoke-webrequest: https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/hh849901.aspx

edit: lol im the .replace.replace.replace.replace.replace.replace.replace. just put the strings in an array and loop through it

Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 23, 2016

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



markov has been really good recently:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702796972353146881

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702771710315999232

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/702769180697726978

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




lol that's based off one of my tweets, i was asking krebs wtf the favicon of his blog was meant to be

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Trig Discipline posted:

just in case anyone's wondering: the bots are offline from last thursday until this friday because i am tooling around the outback in western oz

have fun trig, the outback in wa is v pretty imo. if you drop into perth say hi

edit: oh lol yeah i forgot that it's march fly season.

Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Mar 30, 2016

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



"Clip-bots" or as they are more commonly known, "oval office-bots"

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Crusader posted:

twit-posting every 3 hours:



groovy. can you make it so that it makes each tweet a poll? that would be sw8

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



markov polov game is still very strong

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/747813919742275587

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



wyr bot is killing it, good poo poo crusader. if twitter ever make posting polls available in the API then it would be legendary

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



hey trig i think some dingus is following markov polov because it occasionally spits our dumb tweets like this:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/760007020762103808
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/759734442810224640
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/759731911769980929

any way to filter out the dingus?

e: those tweets aside polov continues to be a source of amazement.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



has the account received any DMs. if so :justpost: them

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



that sounds pretty cool, please report back once the bot is live

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



wyr bot has been killing it

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



god drat when twitter finally (ever?) expose poll creation in their API wyr bot will be legendary

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Nice!

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



woahhhhhhh :five:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



ham spotted

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



this wouldn't really be a markov bot but it might be an amusing idea:

https://twitter.com/tehloki/status/772952795716526080

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




the choice is obv.

anime: not even once

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



too spooky

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i must know more about this monkey!!!

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/777822016816701440

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



smoke that fool for anime av

e: if that's an actual bot then worth it, belay my balls
e2: second syncopated vvv

Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Sep 19, 2016

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



5

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i've noticed in the past couple of weeks that WYR bot is blowing up, followers has jumped from 150 to over 450 now. this is good as more votes means better consensus on the important questions, like

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/785178043539132417

good stuff Crusader!

also:

Pine Scented posted:

save these forums. rename yospos to Mike Tyson's clown universe

at the moment the byline for YOSPOS is "loving Smooth". do the math mods, it's obvious which is better!

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



lollll

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




think of the things u could do with unlimited bricks :allears:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



a koala dog would basically be a dog but worst. bricks are the winner in this situation

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



source your quotes

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



seriously it's indistinguishable from a hackernews post, fuckin lmao.

start cross-posting there and let's see if they end up in the hn thread

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



yeah that cesspit. here's the hn thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3620458

e: i guess i probably shouldn't condone spamming another forum, regardless of how poo poo it is. however if you want a good corpus of terrible opinions then hn is a goldmine.

Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Nov 16, 2016

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



WrenP-Complete posted:

Libertarian bot has his own twitter, https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime

I have a long bus ride today, so I'll work on getting him more interacting but not common denominator like poor Tay.

loving the bot already, nice!

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




source your quotes oh wait

e: srsly that is so perfect lmao

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



poo poo in poo poo out amirite?

but seriously it's uncanny

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i've been rewatching both CSI and NCIS so that's p normal.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Collateral Damage posted:

Since I jumped from the Ridicule Audiophiles thread to this one, has anyone made an audiophile markov bot yet?

i'd love to see this. the audiophile thread is here if anyone needs sources: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3166333

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



has something happened to wyrbot? :ohdear:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



WrenP-Complete posted:

Would rather WYRBot.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



hey is there a reason why markov polov no longer tweets or was that already covered?

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Trig Discipline posted:

I'm traveling right now so my laptop is mostly off

put your bot in the butt

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