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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
"hmmm draw a crab"



"...now spell it with a 'k' and make it sound like a verb"



"brilliant" :geno: :hf: :geno:

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
i mean just look at it

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
this thread is krummy

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Krabby seems like something a child could easily understand, and Pokemon is for children.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you wanna loving argue which pokemon has the laziest design



are you sure of your decision



are you sure

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
https://t.co/wNTrCcMDLR

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.
Isn't there a pokemon there is literally gears?
OP I think you had many more choices to choose worse pokemon, but you took it out on poor Krabby for no reason. What did Krabby do to you?

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
is it wrong to eat pokemon because krabby is probably delicious.

do they still eat regular meat and stuff how does this work? are there still cows or do they eat miltanks?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

It has horns, normal crabs don't have horns OP. Do you even go outside? Ever been to the beach at all?

Me? I personally hike a lot and live an incredibly healthy lifestyle so I know what a regular crab looks like and brother. this. ain't. it.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Digital Fingers posted:

It has horns, normal crabs don't have horns OP. Do you even go outside? Ever been to the beach at all?

Me? I personally hike a lot and live an incredibly healthy lifestyle so I know what a regular crab looks like and brother. this. ain't. it.



try googling 'horned crab'



lol do u even crab dude

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I'm gonna kick your rear end for talking poo poo about my boy Krabby!!

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

I'm gonna kick your rear end for talking poo poo about my boy Krabby!!

Krabboys gonna vice grip OP's dumb rear end for this.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

ekans is worse

literally a snake and has the name 'snake' written backwards

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
But who has the best dick sucking lips? Jynx?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Homestar Runner posted:

try googling 'horned crab'



lol do u even crab dude


LOL if you get your crab information second hand from google. What i'm talking about is something you wouldn't understand- life experience. Try getting some then shout back at me.

Ha, not even going to waste anymore time on this guy, dumb sheltered fucker.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Edgar posted:

But who has the best dick sucking lips? Jynx?
forget the lips, just find yourself a sexy lickitung

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.
How about the literal pile of poo poo who evolves into an even bigger pile of poo poo?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I liked Krabby as a kid

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRLDr03XQ4

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

151 are the only ones worth it, even in like, pokemon silver I was like "Hmm these pokemon are much shittier than the last ones" and I was like 9 years old or something.

machop is my fave

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Dresh posted:

How about the literal pile of poo poo who evolves into an even bigger pile of poo poo?





doodymon i choose you

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
"kookie kookie"

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


krab used CUT

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
and actually, ditto is the laziest pokemon.

draw a shape, any shape at all, add two dots and a line. that's it. a fuckin ditto

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
Many Pokemon names are onomatopoeia of sounds or characteristics of the creature in the original Japanese, OP. Plus, if you look at different language names for animals you'll have similar examples (the Germans' fascination with suffixing everything with -pig).

Now consider something; people are regularly attacked by wild Pokemon regardless of whether they're carrying Pokemon or not. This brings to mind the implication that mankind has to regularly deal with creatures that can spontaneously create earthquakes and balls of plasma.


Like imagine you're walking down the road in your Not Japanese suburb and one of these fuckers is digging through your trash?

Do you wanna deal with a five foot tall mantis with swords for arms? poo poo no I bet you don't.

gently caress that.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Isn't there a pokemon that's literally a cone of ice cream? That's basically phoning it in.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Marvin Freeman posted:

draw a shape, any shape at all, add two dots and a line. that's it. a fuckin ditto

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

a fine specimen

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Trubbish is a bag of trash pokemon that evolves into a big pile of trash





Garbodor

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Airborne Viking posted:

Isn't there a pokemon that's literally a cone of ice cream? That's basically phoning it in.

More like ice-coning it in

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Unlucky posted:

is it wrong to eat pokemon because krabby is probably delicious.

do they still eat regular meat and stuff how does this work? are there still cows or do they eat miltanks?

Yeah, good question. Do they eat Pokémon in the pokeverse?

Also why does my phone autocorrect Pokémon but tries to act all coy with "gently caress"?

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Yeah, good question. Do they eat Pokémon in the pokeverse?

They never outright say it but it is strongly implied that they do.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

More like ice-coning it in

:master:

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


It sounds like an adjective not a verb GOSH

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
itt we pretend we don't know more than 151 pokemon so people don't think we're manchildren

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hello im 1 years old

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hello 1 years old, im dad

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The keyring Pokemon's special power is helping babies take good photos.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
but it has a move called CRABHAMMER that's prety badass don't you think!

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