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a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I went with a few friends to see The Room tonight. In the front of the theater there was a really loud guy yelling 9/11 and David Bowie jokes, and behind me there was a guy yelling at the whole theater that they were misogynistic and was bitching about everyone talking over the movie and was getting really angry about people calling the main actress fat. During the 3rd sex scene the guy behind me called everyone autistic and stormed out, and the guy in the front yelled I'm gay. And that was my Saturday night.

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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Then you sucked all your friends dicks right

Cause there was nothing interesting about that story

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


It was me. (i m g a y)

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

whoa

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
waste of loving bandwidth mods purge all memory of OP

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Romes128 posted:

Then you sucked all your friends dicks right

Cause there was nothing interesting about that story

Nope, eatin some left over Pizza Hut. I live a pretty amazing life.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

Nope, eatin some left over Pizza Hut. I live a pretty amazing life.

Wow ur human trash

At least order dominoes

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Romes128 posted:

Wow ur human trash

At least order dominoes

I always trick myself because I have memories of stuffed crust pizza being good, but whenever I get it I realize it is actually garbage.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

I went with a few friends to see The Room tonight. / bitching about everyone talking over the movie

I thought everybody was aware that when you watch The Room you're not taking it seriously at all nor trying to keep up with it.

It honestly what makes that poo poo-show a fun movie.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm constantly affirming I am gay to anyone who will listen

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Gonna blow some minds here pizza hut is better than dominoes

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sure it was a real "You had to be there" moment

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
how did it smell

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

What a story Mark

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

When everyone was making the Scotchka joke, angry guy said "WHAT IF IT WAS COKE?" and everyone collectively hung their heads in shame.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Shaquin posted:

Gonna blow some minds here pizza hut is better than dominoes

both are bad, hth

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i dont think ive seen a pizza hut irl in like a decade

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i also havent left my house in 13 years, not sure if these two are related

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



News just in: OP and his fighting friends are lame.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Worldshatter posted:

both are bad, hth

I live upstate NY so I'm not triflin with either anyway.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I also had an "IRL" (In Real Life) internet encounter today, OP. A cat ate my cheeseburger. I laughed out loud.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Applewhite posted:

I also had an "IRL" (In Real Life) internet encounter today, OP. A cat ate my cheeseburger. I laughed out loud.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i shot a slenderman with my rifle by the moonlight a few days ago but it turns out it was just an alien

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Applewhite posted:

I also had an "IRL" (In Real Life) internet encounter today, OP. A cat ate my cheeseburger. I laughed out loud.

It's a weird world we live in today.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Wait OP, I'm confused a little by your story. Which part was supposed to be not a total goddamn waste of my time?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

If a lot of people love each other

The wourld would be a better place to live.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i dont think this thread is that bad. its not great but its not as lovely as the one about the movies.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The Internet is real, you idiot.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
My dog started talking and he gave me good advice this morning, OP. It really cheered me up.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

A Stupid Baby posted:

i dont think this thread is that bad. its not great but its not as lovely as the one about the movies.

but this one is about a movie too

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
Fist yourself

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Great story! 5'd!:chord:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I pretty much "carried a printer" on Friday night, so I guess yours was better OP.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
ashamed to share a reg date month with the OP. wish he would delete this thread after shaming us 2/05's.

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FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
see that's why I spring for the extra $5 to get a ticket at the nice theaters that are 21+ and have the big laz-e-boys and assigned seating

keeps the riff raff out

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