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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I'd probably pick California because I'm all about that west coast life. Beaches, mountains, desert, cities. California has it all. My second pick would probably be Arizona because I like the desert.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
whatever the opposite of virginia is

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ecuador

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

does washington d.c. count as a state for this scenario

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

does washington d.c. count as a state for this scenario

no and now your answer automatically defaults to maryland

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
montana

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the great deceiver posted:

no and now your answer automatically defaults to maryland
what part of Maryland

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


bliss

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
My county is nearly the same size as the entire state of Maryland. It's nearly 8x the size of Rhode Island.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

what part of Maryland

a trap house with no running water or electricity in the heart of baltimore

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the great deceiver posted:

a trap house with no running water or electricity in the heart of baltimore
perception check, front door

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
fear

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah

Enfield posted:

whatever the opposite of virginia is

i have never been within a thousand miles of virginia yet somehow this still feels like the right answer

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SweetKarma posted:

I'd probably pick California because I'm all about that west coast life. Beaches, mountains, desert, cities. California has it all. My second pick would probably be Arizona because I like the desert.

If you live in California you're surrounded by Californians though. It's a real bad deal.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Gas

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Sheep-Goats posted:

If you live in California you're surrounded by Californians though. It's a real bad deal.

Just a guess, but do you live in Colorado by any chance?

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
denial

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

perception check, front door

roll; if 19 or less you are robbed, violently beaten and left for dead

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Ideally some sort of small town with a Twin Peaks vibe similar to where I'm at now but on the west coast and with a little more economic oomph. But I don't know if that exists and it seems many jackasses have infused the west coast as it is.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Anybody I've ever met who wasn't latin or black from California was insufferable. I'm not trying to rip on the state but rather relate some truth here

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hawaii is the correct answer. Sure the cost of living sucks, but you're surrounded by beaches and babes (or dudes if you're not into babes). Think you could have a nice life in Hawaii.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

minnesota looks to me like one of the least-crazy american states

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Canada.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i've heard tell there is abundant reefer in hawaii, if you're into that sort of thing.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Idaho

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Bose-Einstein condensate

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
New Jersey, bitches!

An hour from the beach.
An hour from skiing in the mountains.
Two hours from casinos.
30 minutes from Manhatten.
Good bagels and pizza.
Best public education in the U.S.
Fatass Governor about to be gone.

The taxes are high, but that just keeps poors from loving up our quiet neighborhood.

New Jersey!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I hear it's nice to be homeless in Hawaii

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

state of delerium

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Alaska, I've been watching that show Alaska Men, and they seem like cool dudes. i'd like to have no boss, and live by my own efforts, trapping innocent furry animals for profit

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Happy Bear Suit posted:

minnesota looks to me like one of the least-crazy american states


Michelle Bachmann.

Jesse Ventura.



The frozen wastes of Minnesota have had plenty of crazy.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
california. lol if you don't say california.

Enfield posted:

whatever the opposite of virginia is

it's california, geographically and in more or less every other sense.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

crabcakes66 posted:

Michelle Bachmann.

Jesse Ventura.



The frozen wastes of Minnesota have had plenty of crazy.

tbf jesse ventura was probably not as crazy before becoming a navy SEAL

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
Jesse Ventura is a golden God.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

california. lol if you don't say california.


it's california, geographically and in more or less every other sense.

don't pretend norcal isn't basically virginia:pacific edition.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Germstore posted:

don't pretend norcal isn't basically virginia:pacific edition.

what is virginia's san francisco

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

what is virginia's san francisco

Washington DC

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Fine, Norcal minus Bay Area.

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Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



mild satisfaction

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