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You're at a bar and a beautiful woman catches your eye. The two of you hit it off and eventually end up making out. Without further ado, you abscond to her apartment. There you are kissing and you bring your hand to rub her vagina only to detect a PENIS!!!!!!!!!! What do you do next?
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Feb 14, 2016 16:04
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Maybe this is the woman you picked up at the bar:
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Feb 14, 2016 16:04
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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
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Feb 14, 2016 16:05
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BIG DICK BUTT gently caress
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Feb 14, 2016 16:06
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88h88 posted:BIG DICK BUTT gently caress That's a witty and surprisingly appropriate response, but I must know: 1) Whose butt? 2) Whose dick?
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Feb 14, 2016 16:07
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suck her dick in the handicapped stall
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Feb 14, 2016 16:07
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Haha I'm going to hell for laughing at this, but I'd probably ask what xer username is haha
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Feb 14, 2016 16:08
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Give the lady head. I'm a gentleman.
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Feb 14, 2016 16:08
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Pretend I didn't feel it and ask if she's into anal and likes it with the lights off. Anal often results in an orgasm for the receiver so I can leave once I'm done without feeling guilty.
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Feb 14, 2016 16:11
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dog buttz posted:Pretend I didn't feel it and ask if she's into anal and likes it with the lights off. Anal often results in an orgasm for the receiver so I can leave once I'm done without feeling guilty. You may be joking here but some men prefer trannies because they can withstand anal sex for far longer than their "organic" counterparts That and latent homosexuality
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Feb 14, 2016 16:14
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You may be joking here but some men prefer trannies because they can withstand anal sex for far longer than their "organic" counterparts They can? Is it a biological difference between men and women or because they get hosed in the rear end more often?
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Feb 14, 2016 16:16
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I follow the word of Andrew Dicey Clay's poems and jerk off into her eye then gently caress that one-eyed slut.
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Feb 14, 2016 16:19
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Pretend not to notice and continue as normal
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Feb 14, 2016 16:49
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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You could also comment on the size of her clitoris and enjoy the look on her face
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Feb 14, 2016 16:57
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well im just a gritsly ol hayseed and i aint never seen a nine inch clitoris begore *snaps suspenders*
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Feb 14, 2016 16:58
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probably pick up her gamecube by the handle and beat her with it, OP
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Feb 14, 2016 16:58
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ha, as if. i know thats a penis and i am incredibly comfortable about it because i consider myself very modern about you putting your penis in my hidey hole
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Feb 14, 2016 17:00
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Hey, stay off my turf, OP. I run the futa-themed CYOAs in this forum.
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Feb 14, 2016 18:11
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lol if you let a little thing like a penis get in the way of a good loving, its 2016 get over it
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Feb 14, 2016 18:12
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Question everything you've ever thought about societies beauty standards. 
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Feb 14, 2016 18:14
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www posted:lol if you let a little thing like a penis get in the way of a good loving, its 2016 get over it If it's little I'm not interested, thx.
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Feb 14, 2016 18:14
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Applewhite posted:What if it's not little? hmm then maybe you will be on the end of a good loving, im not sure of the correct etiquette but i assume the bigger penis is top. input would be welcome here.
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Feb 14, 2016 18:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEb7koZafr4&t=50s
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Feb 14, 2016 18:23
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I would leave, go back to the bar, and find someone that doesn't have a penis to bang.
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Feb 14, 2016 18:42
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:There you are kissing and you bring your hand to rub her vagina only to detect a PENIS!!!!!!!!!! The penis would go in my vagina, which means I'm not gay. Even if I played with her boobs.
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Feb 14, 2016 19:11
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Applewhite posted:If it's little I'm not interested, thx. Call me 
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Feb 14, 2016 19:24
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I'd be ver uncomfortable because I don't want to habe sex with a penis but I would feel bad about hurting their feelings. I'd probably just apologize a lot and leave quickly.
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Feb 14, 2016 19:41
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try awkwardly to insert my penus into their pee hole
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Feb 14, 2016 20:05
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cuck
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Feb 14, 2016 20:09
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OP, if she is a woman, how does she have a penis? WTF, lol!
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Feb 14, 2016 20:12
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I would tell her thanks but no thanks and if she pushed the issue id press charges of sexual assault
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Feb 14, 2016 21:48
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I'd think phew, I was a bit worried there.
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Feb 14, 2016 21:54
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Just push the big cock to the side & gently caress the rear end. Act like nothing is wrong, finish up, make no eye contact & "promise" to call her on Thursday. Your supposed to act like you've been there before, rookies.
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Feb 14, 2016 22:01
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lol if you don't rub dicks together like you're tryna start a fire
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Feb 14, 2016 22:03
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I'd think, "What would Billy Corgan do?" And act accordingly.
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Feb 14, 2016 22:10
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dog buttz posted:They can? Is it a biological difference between men and women or because they get hosed in the rear end more often? Hmm I never considered the reason why, but I talked w a juiced-up bodybuilder who swore up and down that MtF trannies were the only ones who could keep up w his steroid-fueled sexual appetite I think the only context in which I would/could gently caress a tranny would be under the influence of cocaine.....never could pull the trigger otherwise
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Feb 14, 2016 22:23
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Applewhite posted:Hey, stay off my turf, OP. I run the futa-themed CYOAs in this forum. I respect you and your works, but this is a seperate realm entirely
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Feb 14, 2016 22:24
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I think the only context in which I would/could gently caress a tranny would be under the influence of cocaine.....never could pull the trigger otherwise I could gently caress a tranny but even tho strictly speaking it isn't necessary id still insist on using a condom
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Feb 14, 2016 22:33
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MiracleWhale posted:I could gently caress a tranny but even tho strictly speaking it isn't necessary id still insist on using a condom Safe sex is always a smooth move
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Feb 14, 2016 22:35
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id open my scrapbook and show her all my evidence that hagrid is a chewbacca
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Feb 14, 2016 22:36
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