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sure yeah everyone posting on the forums right now is single and alone. of course we all started drinking before noon, goes without saying if we have any pills we are scarfing them, maybe we have already broken out the chocolate that we do not have a recipient for and just started munching down on that box, not the box we wanted to munch on, but it helps but who gives a gently caress?! being single can be fun too! let's come up with some ways to make this valentines the best vd ever!! let's make the sex havers, with their wines and dines and exposure to the human touch, jealous of us!!! give me your best ideas, gibbis, just sitting here in my smoking jacket with a cigar and an open vein ready to have a blast!!!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:40 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:13 |
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put money in someone's undies for a groin shot and false expressions of interest directed toward yourself!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:47 |
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i was thinking of going to the park and just hula hooping the day away, that is something that is some fun and carefree, yeah? good times!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:11 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:put money in someone's undies for a groin shot and false expressions of interest directed toward yourself! Not even nonsense funny
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:12 |
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amityville anus posted:Not even nonsense funny this is a "safe space" for people to post while blubbering into their coffee at a cafe alone
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:15 |
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Itīs Singles Awareness Day, not Valentines
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:15 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Itīs Singles Awareness Day, not Valentines good old SAD
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:16 |
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To you it's a day of loneliness and despair. To me, it's Sunday. Also, laundry day.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:20 |
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maybe i will call out to a bicyclist on the street, sir i have a question about bicycling if you please, please step off your metal steed and discuss the matter with me, and when he plants both feet firmly on terra firma and thereby makes himself vulnerable i will push him to the ground and grab his bike and gtfo out of there although it will be hard to run while carrying the bike i've thought about it and I think this is something only a happy person would do
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:24 |
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I plan to watch porn and masturbate.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:29 |
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Infidel Castro posted:I plan to watch porn and masturbate. It's already 3 pm dude, get cracking.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:31 |
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I'm doing crafts with my baby nephews so my brother can plow his wife
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:32 |
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LemonAIDS posted:I'm doing crafts with my baby nephews so my brother can plow his wife is this one of those cuck situations
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:34 |
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VendaGoat posted:It's already 3 pm dude, get cracking. Today's a special day. Gotta treat myself to a nice dinner out. Trying to decide between Chipotle or Costco food court.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:37 |
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i can fap when i want whereever i want to what i want
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:41 |
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www posted:i can fap when i want whereever i want to what i want on the train, in the park, at George Washington carver middle school, live at the Apollo
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:47 |
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as long as i have some time to kill at the coffee shop i may as well work on my next novel, "the man with the dry penis"
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:02 |
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Infidel Castro posted:Today's a special day. Gotta treat myself to a nice dinner out. Trying to decide between Chipotle or Costco food court.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:05 |
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If anyone looks at you funny just say it's the new special at chipotle.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:05 |
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Getting a hotdog at chipotle isn't a special its a trick the chef pulls where he cuts his dick off and serves it to a customer
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:07 |
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amityville anus posted:Getting a hotdog at chipotle isn't a special its a trick the chef pulls where he cuts his dick off and serves it to a customer can he make that dick barbacoa
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:08 |
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can he make that dick barbacoa!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:10 |
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amityville anus posted:Getting a hotdog at chipotle isn't a special its a trick the chef pulls where he cuts his dick off and serves it to a customer
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:10 |
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This is my first valentines day alone since I was a teenager. I'm going to use the money I woul dhave spent on fleeting piotnless romance and donate it to Bernie Sanders. gently caress you, Mindy.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:11 |
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Sharzak posted:This is my first valentines day alone since I was a teenager. I'm going to use the money I woul dhave spent on fleeting piotnless romance and donate it to Bernie Sanders. gently caress you, Mindy. shazbot
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:18 |
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Sharzak posted:This is my first valentines day alone since I was a teenager. I'm going to use the money I woul dhave spent on fleeting piotnless romance and donate it to Bernie Sanders. gently caress you, Mindy. I think the idea here is that you're not gonna gently caress Mindy tonight.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:22 |
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im in the bath rereading harry poter again!!!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:24 |
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Infidel Castro posted:I think the idea here is that you're not gonna gently caress Mindy tonight. In fact, someone else probably is loving Mindy tonight.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:24 |
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I'm gonna ask the girl at the grocery store checkout what she's doing for Valentine's Day and if she says she doesn't have anything planned i'ma say me neither, but it'd be a shame not to get out and have some fun, you feel like doing something after work, and then there'll be an awkward silence and I'll never be able to shop there again
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:25 |
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this afternoon as well, I'd expect
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:25 |
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if id been going on pointless expensive dates with traitorus women instead of rereading harry poter id never have read harry potter so many times,a huge loss
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:26 |
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VendaGoat posted:In fact, someone else probably is loving Mindy tonight. way to twist the knife drat i pressed the goat button but what tumbled out at the bottom of the machine was pain
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:26 |
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MiracleWhale posted:way to twist the knife drat i pressed the goat button but what tumbled out at the bottom of the machine was pain if u reread harry poter enough it sudenly becomes obvious that dumbledore HAD to be gay. being a homo is intrinsic to his character
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:28 |
I'm going to go cry into some chicken wings (extra spicy) and then eat the chicken wings (extra spicy)
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:30 |
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and hagrid is a chewbacca
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:30 |
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Orkin Mang posted:if u reread harry poter enough it sudenly becomes obvious that dumbledore HAD to be gay. being a homo is intrinsic to his character I always pictured hermyny as a sassy black woman but i read jj rowlings tweet stream and it turns out she is some sort of anthropomorphic duck
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:39 |
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MiracleWhale posted:I'm gonna ask the girl at the grocery store checkout what she's doing for Valentine's Day and if she says she doesn't have anything planned i'ma say me neither, but it'd be a shame not to get out and have some fun, you feel like doing something after work, and then there'll be an awkward silence and I'll never be able to shop there again
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:42 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:She probably went home already. I don't think shes gonna wait in line with her groceries forever. you'd be surprised because I am paying with a check
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:43 |
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i'm thinking of learning how to dowse, a perfectly normal and healthy activity for the highly dateable man, and then i will take my dowsing rod and close my eyes and follow my heart and to the first woman i bump into i will say "hey wanna go back to my place, i've just poked you with my rod so our relationship has already progressed to that level"
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 23:53 |
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VendaGoat posted:To you it's a day of loneliness and despair. To me, it's Sunday.
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