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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://blab.im/martin-shkreli-shkreli-2-14-16

What a stupid ratfucker. Why isn't he in jail yet?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gently caress millennials, gently caress livestreaming, gently caress league of legends, gently caress gently caress gently caress

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What kind of virus will my computer get clicking that link?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I hope he wins.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

This has been true for the last two months OP

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Dude's hitting on 15 year old girls like a creeper. Also crying about his 15 million lost on Bitcoin.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
why are you giving him the thing he wants, which is attention

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

amityville anus posted:

What kind of virus will my computer get clicking that link?

cool 2003-style viruses where when you try to close the window the window moves to a random location

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
He didn't lose 15 million. It's an obviously fabricated story so that the feds can't take it away from him.

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

This loving guy... What a phenomenon

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Shkreli is a League of Legends player who goes by the name "Imagine Cerebral"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I thought he didn't actually HAVE any money. At least, not 15M

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
what an insufferable child

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Planarch posted:

cool 2003-style viruses where when you try to close the window the window moves to a random location

Viruses from the era where ALT+F4 made your computer run faster?

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Why hasn't Ghostface Killa finished the job yet? He's letting us all down.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Are people showing up with they dicks out?

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Planarch posted:

Shkreli is a League of Legends player who goes by the name "Imagine Cerebral"

It's appropriate tho since I have to imagine him having a brain.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
cringe

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
so how many tokens to go private

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

amityville anus posted:

What kind of virus will my computer get clicking that link?

A virus easily treated by a $20 $300 dollar prescription drug.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Johnny Aztec posted:

I thought he didn't actually HAVE any money. At least, not 15M

It seems unlikely, to me, that the guy running multiple illegal scams kept his money in a place where the federal government could track or seize it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Johnny Aztec posted:

I thought he didn't actually HAVE any money. At least, not 15M

He doesn't afiak.

As I understand it, he lost millions at his hedge fund, then started a biotech company with the specific purpose of embezzling funds to pay off hedge fund losses and pay his personal debts. Then he started the next step of the ponzi scheme, another biotech company (where he raised the prices of drugs) hoping to pay back the embezzled funds to the first company.

I guess if you start enough companies, maybe you strike it rich at some point and can pay back all the money down the chain to make everything OK. That is if you don't get caught first.

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 15, 2016

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Bet you the fucker was trying to get quick cash to pay of the supposed tax he owes, or laundering whatever he has left into buttcoin to hide it.

The problem with having that much in butts is that there is no way to cash that poo poo out.
No one is going to have 15 million in cash to swap for the butts, you will have to find a poo poo load of smaller sellers to barter it into other items of trade.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Yeah it's pretty obvious the Buttcoin thing was a quick attempt to launder the money before the Feds possibly try to seize it or freeze his accounts.

Shkreli is a scumbag.

e: What's even more gross are the people on these cams trying to fawn over and brown-nose him because he's in the news and has a lot of money.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The bitcoin thing was fake as gently caress lol

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
He's a retard and I can't wait till hes dead

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i hate thsi guy so i googled hwy he isnt in jail yet



hpoly poo poo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I always win. lmao

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

symbolic posted:

gently caress millennials, gently caress livestreaming, gently caress league of legends, gently caress gently caress gently caress

all these cept league lmao

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I feel like everything this dude does is a huge performance art piece leading up to a 21st Century reinterpretation of Bud Dwyer

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

I think the bitcoin story is fake because he's desperate for attention.

harskarenjag
Mar 11, 2008
i wish i was a mod so i could delete this thread

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

fyodor posted:

I always win. lmao

charles sheen 2.0

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fallows posted:

all these cept league lmao
i reiterate my point

gently caress league of legends

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Putty posted:

i hate thsi guy so i googled hwy he isnt in jail yet



hpoly poo poo

lmao how full of poo poo can any one goblin man be

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

actionjackson posted:

charles sheen 2.0

Hopefully he gets AIDS as well.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Rap Music and Dope posted:

He's a retard and I can't wait till hes dead
that's what my dad used to say about me

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Freestyle posted:

that's what my dad used to say about me

Well that makes two of us then.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
How can people tell such blatant lies on my internet? This is outrageous.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that guy rules, and you guys drool

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