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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Destroyed the career of a woman at UT after Peyton shoved his balls in her face.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-peyton-manning-squeaky-clean-image-built-lies-article-1.2530395?cid=bitly

Peyton can't feel the tips of his fingers.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000515217/article/peyton-manning-still-doesnt-have-feeling-in-fingertips

Eli's retarded.



Cooper really lucked out that he can't play football.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQp3UC15yI

Necros
Jul 23, 2003


lol

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
https://youtu.be/DttfyOeU3vw

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
his kids are all multimillionaires and you are posting angrily about him on the Internet

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i figured peyton had some skeletons bc he has a dishonest aura and pissy attitude and shills pizza for a creeper

and the face that sunk a thousand ships

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Lol more race baiting from "black guy" Shaun King.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i mean who doesnt borderline sexually assault someone in college cut him some slack

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Profondo Rosso posted:

i mean who doesnt borderline sexually assault someone in college cut him some slack

Goons? I guess Jon Pop is trying...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hypha posted:

Goons? I guess Jon Pop is trying...

he tried but no one answered the door

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.

couldn't you find a better article then one written by a white man pretending to be black?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

etalian posted:

he tried but no one answered the door

they went and looked out the peephole, but not seeing anyone they simply shrugged and assumed it was a kids prank

underneath the door peephole jonpop stands, fuming.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
wtrf man i was at tennessee when peyton was there and i didnt hear about any of thos

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




peyton destroyed her career by calling her "potty mouth" and telling his daddy that she snuck into dorms to have interracial sex; the 2 gravest crimes in southern culture

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Lmao they literally tried to pin it on an innocent black student

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
whose that???

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Dragging his nuts on that ladys face was pretty funny

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
funny how this all just suddenly happens to come out right after he wins the superbowl and is about to retire :allears:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
Parents who care more about achieving vicarious success through their children no matter what the cost to the child's self determination and happiness are maybe selfish narcissistic people?

I never would have guessed.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

jackyl posted:

his kids are all multimillionaires and you are posting angrily about him on the Internet

is the cte worth it tho

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

WonderfulWino posted:

couldn't you find a better article then one written by a white man pretending to be black?

but enough about SedanChair

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

funny how this all just suddenly happens to come out right after he wins the superbowl and is about to retire :allears:

It's not even that, its how the Broncos thoroughly destroyed Cam aka THE BLACK QB. Oh, and then his successive bitch fit further proving his detractors right. But hey, a white guy maybe did an extremely minor thing like 20 years ago! Maybe if we can make Peyton look bad people will forget how lovely Cam is.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Nooner posted:

funny how this all just suddenly happens to come out right after he wins the superbowl and is about to retire :allears:

Well we didn't have Twitter 15-20 years ago. Just making up for past oversights.

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Eli beat Tom Brady and Bill Belichick twice in highly entertaining fashion. Peyton beat Rex Grossman in his first and watched as Von Miller won the second.

No contest, Eli is still the better Manning.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Rhix posted:

Eli beat Tom Brady and Bill Belichick twice in highly entertaining fashion. Peyton beat Rex Grossman in his first and watched as Von Miller won the second.

No contest, Eli is still the better Manning.

Eli Manning is a Sigma Nu, Peyton Manning is a GDI, there was never a question about who is the better brother and who is a nerd. Also beating the Pats counts as like 2 wins cause gently caress the Pats

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The 16-0 Patriots losing to Eli Manning on an improbable helmet catch is proof that god is real and he loves us.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

BigBoss posted:

Lol more race baiting from "black guy" Shaun King.

Didn't Shaun King claim some poo poo about being 1/8 black or something.

Dude's whiter than Ali G

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

huskarl_marx posted:

Lmao they literally tried to pin it on an innocent black student

thesouth.txt

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

EugeneJ posted:

Didn't Shaun King claim some poo poo about being 1/8 black or something.

Dude's whiter than Ali G



Christ look at how strong the rx for those glasses is

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
edit: i thought you said archie bunker. nm

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Why was the Dr Naughright lady examining his leg fracture to begin with? She is a Dr of "Health Education and Wellness". What kinda poo poo university lets non-MDs examine their busted up athletes?

She's kinda cute, there's no way that had anything to do with him putting his dick and balls on her face surely :shrug:

My Rhythmic Crotch fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 16, 2016

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2mMeUQ2hws

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fqCS7Y_kME

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvB6eBceYA

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnTZipv03M

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

Why was the Dr Naughright lady examining his leg fracture to begin with? She is a Dr of "Health Education and Wellness". What kinda poo poo university lets non-MDs examine their busted up athletes?

She's kinda cute, there's no way that had anything to do with him putting his dick and balls on her face surely :shrug:


would

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Football is dumb and makes people overlook sexual assault, child rape, wife beating, etc. Remember when Penn State fans thought it was a good idea to flip over some cars when Paterno got fired because football was more important to him than stopping a child rapist?

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