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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I went through a ska phase when i was like 19, still occasionally listen to some streetlight manifesto when the mood strikes me.

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Sheep-Goats posted:

People who talk like you talk are the absolute last people anyone wants to hear talk about music and all the songs you posted are novelty songs for homosexuals

this is a very ironic post, considering how bad some of your opinions are about music

...but at least ska is terrible enough that we can agree on this subject

so, fight the good fight, friend

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Any rudeboy will tell you music like 2-tone and dub are REAL ska, not this 'ska punk' bullshit. I only got into reel big fish once cause I wanted to hear something different and then I got bored a couple years later.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

bottybot posted:

Yeah except this ain't ska, choking victim are absolute poo poo and anyone who calls this stuff ska ought to be dragged into the street and shot. Anyone who calls real ska "happy go lucky rasta poo poo" should be dragged into the street and shot.

This is ska: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbdDorBmuQw
This is ska: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnSS7yT16Y

This is stupid American suburban pop for children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FKIvlN4KB8
This is also stupid American suburban pop for children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g

You don't go around calling limp bizkit hip hop. Choking Victim/Leftover crack are to ska and jamaican boogie what Limp Bizkit and papa Roach are to rap. Which isn't much of a surprise really, because for all its great music, the US produces the worst reggae and by far the worst ska in the world.

ska is cool when youre 16 and driving around drunk and getting laid. when you decide you are the ska authority on the internet it becomes the gayest thing in the universe

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

pr0p posted:

E: I like that Five Iron Frenzy came back

Do they still sing about Jesus? I thought a bunch of them became atheists.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

nooneofconsequence posted:

Do they still sing about Jesus? I thought a bunch of them became atheists.

I heard they semi-recently used the whole Christian thing to grift a bunch of money out of people on Kickstarter.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mental-Rectangle posted:

this is a very ironic post, considering how bad some of your opinions are about music

...but at least ska is terrible enough that we can agree on this subject

so, fight the good fight, friend

Don't be a 90s defender is all I ask

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

my favorite ska song is ALL-STAR by Smashed Mouth

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXG307d4k8

ska was cool and good when i was a teenager

i mean how you could you not relate to this!?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rm9KwiUn8

fedoras also cool

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
i never liked ska and tbh when I was in high school and it was 'popular' it was good because I could instantly identify internet nerdlinger goons because they'd just love ska and told you all about it.

I feel like that opinion was maybe a little harsh because who cares really so if you like ska then I'm sorry. Just not my cup of tea, though.

Red Red Blue
Feb 11, 2007



Spanish Manlove posted:

I heard they semi-recently used the whole Christian thing to grift a bunch of money out of people on Kickstarter.

I thought the album they kickstarted was alright, actually. Unless there was something more recent

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Ska was kind of cool when I was a dumb bitchass teenager. Even then I could not get into anything besides Streetlight Manifesto despite trying very hard because it's a quintessential trash genre for dorky teenage white boys. If not in body, then in spirit.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Red Red Blue posted:

I thought the album they kickstarted was alright, actually. Unless there was something more recent

I have no idea, I only know about it because of an article on why kickstarter is dumb.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/12/02/digital-panhandling-embarrassing-dumb/

Didn't actually bother to read into it further because five iron frenzy was the reason I stopped liking ska.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Mephiskapheles was the only good ska band

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
I'm not super tough or anything, but I am pretty sure there is no ska musician in the world whose rear end I could not kick

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
the worst thing about ska is the sad-sack aw-shucks demeanor and lyrics the vocalists styles himself after. poo poo's so annoying. Streetlight is cool because they aim at bigger ideas or interesting little short stories, Choking Victim has rage and fury. I mean, at least it's something that's not "whoopsie! poor me! heart got hurt again! I hope you're OK!"

What's the origin of this poo poo?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

ProperCoochie posted:

the worst thing about ska is the sad-sack aw-shucks demeanor and lyrics the vocalists styles himself after. poo poo's so annoying. Streetlight is cool because they aim at bigger ideas or interesting little short stories, Choking Victim has rage and fury. I mean, at least it's something that's not "whoopsie! poor me! heart got hurt again! I hope you're OK!"

What's the origin of this poo poo?

i mean, i like both, i've seen leftover crack live four times and reel big fish twice now. i like music that sounds good to me, and unless it's like super overtly racist white power music i don't judge it based on lyrical content really

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I never actually pay attention to lyrics, and even if I somehow learn them I still never read into them. It's just badass poo poo to yell over loud guitars :shrug:

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Most american ska bands just use an angrier guitar and misuse the horns, if you listen to The Beat, you notice how all the instruments are laid back and don't need to get into a hissy fit, and the horns get more attention.

What I'm saying is reel big fish are a bunch of posers and streetlight manifesto need to take a chill pill.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Distort the guitars, play on the downbeat, maybe even play in a minor key.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

ProperCoochie posted:

What's the origin of this poo poo?

Sped-up reggae music?

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

ProperCoochie posted:

What's the origin of this poo poo?

It's supposed to be a funkier, upbeat version of American jazz which started in Jamaica, then it got popular in the UK where they made 2-tone and thus made ska cool. Then America picked up on this and started making ska revival bands (most of them just being ska-punk) and only their own people liked it, thus making ska uncool forever.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDLOBX4DWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl181yKR3YQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2P4kzldcU

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Feb 16, 2016

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
My workout routine involves skanking for 25 minutes, but since I grew out of ska, I skank to Celine Dion now. We can't all be young forever.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
All waves of ska suck, but for different reasons

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Spanish Manlove posted:

I never actually pay attention to lyrics, and even if I somehow learn them I still never read into them. It's just badass poo poo to yell over loud guitars :shrug:

i cant believe im saying this but ya. 100% i know EXACTLY what you mean. i catch on to lyrics like years later...maybe. i just found out what jimi hendrix said in manic depression like 3 weeks ago because i was finally catching on to a lyric from built to spill. no poo poo.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Suburban legends are back? Their tromboner got killed by a drunk Korean iirc. I thought they were done after that!


E: yep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Dallas_Cook

ChrisHansen fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Feb 16, 2016

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Jesus loving Christ, how did you guys make it almost four pages without BTMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Dypaw46fA

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Toots is the real poo poo. Also I'll take a helping of Prince Buster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iibpewIA_ik

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

im gaye posted:

my favorite ska song is ALL-STAR by Smashed Mouth

Same

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I was in college radio "new music show" and God as my witness, ska songs would have people calling in and asking for more information. Never happened otherwise.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Lufiron posted:

When white people get their hands on something music they almost always completely ruin it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhzecQsUGmU

we have to. its our burden.

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frogge
Apr 7, 2006


This sums up third wave ska: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8geYMCdDQ4

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