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I've had some results on my end but I wanted to confirm with others to make sure my data lines up with the general population.
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fart
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Feb 15, 2016 17:32
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im gay
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Feb 15, 2016 17:32
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im not horny
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Feb 15, 2016 17:32
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i dont have a penis
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Feb 15, 2016 17:32
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Raere posted:i dont have a penis Ha seriously?
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Feb 15, 2016 17:32
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it came off?
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Feb 15, 2016 17:33
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spiders emerge
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Feb 15, 2016 17:33
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The Walmart cashier just called for the manager. 
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Feb 15, 2016 17:33
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Giraffe posted:The Walmart cashier just called for the manager. Great data point! Thanks!
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Feb 15, 2016 17:34
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Your mom keeps trying to move my hand away and put my dingle in her mouth op, text her and tell her it's for the thread 
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Feb 15, 2016 17:35
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it refused to come out of its shell, not gonna reach in there to bother it either.
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Feb 15, 2016 17:35
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now my skin is chafed and it hurts thanks a lot rear end in a top hat
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Feb 15, 2016 17:36
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I would but I'd hate for your mom to get worried about her job security.
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Feb 15, 2016 17:37
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jimmyjams posted:fart yeah this happened with me too
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Feb 15, 2016 17:47
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It got bigger. 
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Feb 15, 2016 17:58
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Your mother!
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Feb 15, 2016 17:59
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Nothin'. WAIT Nope.
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Feb 15, 2016 18:00
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my palms got really hairy and then i went blind and contracted the deadly downs virus
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Feb 15, 2016 18:00
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i have died i am deceased posting from beyond the grave 
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Feb 15, 2016 18:00
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dad gay. so what posted:my palms got really hairy and then i went blind and contracted the deadly downs virus you have always been on the spectrum
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Feb 15, 2016 18:01
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Your dad got super turned on and started kissing me.
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Feb 15, 2016 18:05
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Nice try but I won't take the bait
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Feb 15, 2016 18:07
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I need some assistance with the "back and forth" motion. Do I push it forward like a joystick?
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Feb 15, 2016 18:09
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my house is on fire
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I need some assistance with the "back and forth" motion. Do I push it forward like a joystick? one time my gf was playing with my dick and said it was like a lever so maybe try using it like that?
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I need some assistance with the "back and forth" motion. Do I push it forward like a joystick?
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Feb 15, 2016 18:12
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i remember the first time i masturbated i didnt know what was happening. nobody ever taught me what was going on (and really, what would it have mattered), i never saw it in porn or anything. i was in bed and instinctively jerking it and i came and i thought it was blood lol. i ran to the bathroom and saw that it wasnt and was like huh. it didnt even feel like anything at the time so i didnt keep it up until probably a year or two later then ive been masturbating furiously ever since 
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Feb 15, 2016 18:12
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well OP i ttried doing what you said and then the friction lit my weener on fire and the fire burnt down my house and now im homeless. thanks a lot rear end in a top hat
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Feb 15, 2016 18:13
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Hazo posted:No you do it like youre trying to start a fire, idiot So I strike it with a rock?
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SPACE HOMOS posted:So I strike it with a rock? you strike it with a cock
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Feb 15, 2016 18:13
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Guys I need serious relpies only!! I am trying to help the OP with his research.
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Feb 15, 2016 18:15
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Wikipedia used to have gifs of masturbation techniques; I forget if this one was in the "Masturbation" article or not, but it was a gif of a guy rubbing his penis like fire kindling. It probably doesn't exist anymore.
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Feb 15, 2016 18:17
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when i cum it feels like only half of it comes out and i squeeze the rest out manually. this started happening recently immediately as i cummed in a pussy unprotected after not jacking it for three days and then later a butt also unprotected. it was uncomfortable immediately so i dont think its an sti, and it's gotten better each time i jack it but it's still not great. what kind of cancer do i have?
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Feb 15, 2016 18:27
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Guys I need serious relpies only!! go back to reddit
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Feb 15, 2016 18:28
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Cantaloupe posted:Nice try but I won't take the bait 
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Feb 15, 2016 18:29
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Coolie Ghost posted:when i cum it feels like only half of it comes out and i squeeze the rest out manually. this started happening recently immediately as i cummed in a pussy unprotected after not jacking it for three days and then later a butt also unprotected. it was uncomfortable immediately so i dont think its an sti, and it's gotten better each time i jack it but it's still not great. what kind of cancer do i have? Lung.
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Feb 15, 2016 18:30
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asked to leave Red Lobster
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Feb 15, 2016 18:31
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my wife just rolled her eyes going "oh honey!" then time stops and credits are rolling.
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Something is happening and I'm scared.
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