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Are whoopee cusions still relevant? when was the last time you sat down on one? got any cool stories to tell about a funny time you had with a whoopee cushion? Please do continue 
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Feb 15, 2016 20:12
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you know what? fart jokes are stupid and lazy
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Feb 15, 2016 20:14
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stick it where the sun dont shine, OP
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Feb 15, 2016 20:15
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love whoopie both the cushions and the goldberg A+ thread
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Feb 15, 2016 20:15
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dad gay. so what posted:stick it where the sun dont shine, OP that seems like something you would say to me
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Feb 15, 2016 20:15
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they were until you posted this thread. thanks a lot you loving piece of poo poo. 
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Feb 15, 2016 20:16
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Protip: flip the opening back for more "sizzle"
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Feb 15, 2016 20:16
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ethanol posted:that seems like something you would say to me dont sign your posts
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Feb 15, 2016 20:16
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Kuato posted:they were until you posted this thread. thanks a lot you loving piece of poo poo. dont sign your posts
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Feb 15, 2016 20:17
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Whoopie cushions are still funny but are likely considered to be sexual harassment, limiting their usefulness
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Feb 15, 2016 20:17
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its the fart noise that i like
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Feb 15, 2016 20:20
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Protip: flip the opening back for more "sizzle" and add a half cup of chocolate pudding. Rubber chickens are loving hilarious too.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:20
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could u imagine if the patent giants: rubber chicken and rubber fart bag could have teamed up to make a rubber fart chicken? these corporate wars have cost us dearly.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:22
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:could u imagine if the patent giants: rubber chicken and rubber fart bag could have teamed up to make a rubber fart chicken? these corporate wars have cost us dearly. thank you *runs away*
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Feb 15, 2016 20:23
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They've been outclassed by remote operated fart machines that can be attached under the chair for multiple fart hilarity.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:24
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they're like the lenny bruce of comedy, op. not funny in a modern context butyou have to appreciate your roots. you cant know where your going if you dont know where you been namaste
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Feb 15, 2016 20:28
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They're still funny, but only if you fill them with warm gravy, not air.
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Feb 15, 2016 21:49
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That would really funny actually, if someone got you with a Whoopee cushion in 2016. Would be like what the gently caress?
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Feb 15, 2016 21:51
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maybe if you hit someone with it hard enough
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Feb 15, 2016 21:51
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poo poo all this time ive been putting wax lips under seat cushions
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Feb 15, 2016 21:52
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They are very funny if used correctly. My 4 year old nephew loves farts so we got a 17 inch woopie cushion for the Christmas party and hid it under a chair with a large cushion, it was noticeable if you gave it a good look over but mostly it looked like the cushion had recently been cleaned under and put back carelessly. I think the adults enjoyed it way more. Ended up being able to get 4 people total. Kid thought it was funny but didn't care as much after he opened some presents.
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Feb 15, 2016 21:55
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its like a ton more funny just getting to the age where you cant control your rectum and laughing at your friends and family for their weak anooses.
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Feb 15, 2016 22:50
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ops mom has more cushion for the pushin
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Feb 15, 2016 23:26
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whoopee cushions are no longer needed OP i just fart every time i sit down anyway
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Feb 16, 2016 00:02
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Have you ever said something with purpose and someone farta right after you say it and everything is ruined. Thats funny.
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Feb 16, 2016 00:31
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Hey op gently caress you
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Feb 16, 2016 01:12
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Whoopie cushions are still funny but are likely considered to be sexual harassment
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Feb 16, 2016 01:14
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Wasn't there that one wedding gameshow that referred to sex or whatever as "making whoopee"? I wonder if it had any relation to whoopee cushions, maybe whoopee cushions aren't meant to emulate farts but instead are for queefs. Really makes you think.
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Feb 16, 2016 01:25
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Y-Hat posted:i don't believe you on that second point I don't know, I think if you tried a stunt like that at work/school I think you'd be "let go". Maybe not, idk, but would you really be surprised?
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Feb 16, 2016 01:27
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Lowtax, requesting a change to the front page:
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Feb 16, 2016 01:33
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OctoberBlues posted:Lowtax, requesting a change to the front page: whoa haha that's pretty slick
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Feb 16, 2016 01:35
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ArbitraryC posted:Wasn't there that one wedding gameshow that referred to sex or whatever as "making whoopee"? I wonder if it had any relation to whoopee cushions, maybe whoopee cushions aren't meant to emulate farts but instead are for queefs. Really makes you think.
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Feb 16, 2016 01:42
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Y-Hat posted:i think that's a term that existed before TV. it was also the basis of one of the best sports team names in existence Hahaha the logo is literally a bird and bee that is amazing and my life is better for knowing this team existed.
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Feb 16, 2016 01:44
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ArbitraryC posted:Hahaha the logo is literally a bird and bee that is amazing and my life is better for knowing this team existed.
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Feb 16, 2016 01:47
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ArbitraryC posted:Hahaha the logo is literally a bird and bee that is amazing and my life is better for knowing this team existed. also the pot leaf bg
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Feb 16, 2016 01:49
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exaggerated fake fart noises would be a step up from anything the op has to say
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Feb 16, 2016 01:57
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Isaac posted:Have you ever said something with purpose and someone farta right after you say it and everything is ruined. Thats funny.
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Feb 16, 2016 02:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pybvSA3dmAg
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Feb 16, 2016 02:23
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People always said, I love making whoopee. Is it sex? is it farting? is it fart-sex?
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